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Weekend Political Humor.

1.

A very funny set of comparison photos between President Bush and John Kerry (via Tim Blair) (via PoliPundit).

2.

[also see: "Cheney Envy" (more serious look at the VP)]

Ten Ways Dick Cheney Can Kill You (via Knowledge Is Power) (via Right Wing News)

...which is similar to:

3.

Rumsfeld, the martial arts expert.

4.

Scrappleface (satire site) explains:

Right-to-Starve Added to Feminism's Victories by Scott Ott

(2005-03-19) -- The National Organization for Women (NOW) today held a jubilant news conference to celebrate the latest advance in women's rights -- the right to have your estranged husband choose to end your life.

"First, it was women's suffrage -- the right to vote -- then abortion, the right to privacy," said an unnamed NOW spokesman. "Finally, a man has led the way in freeing us from the antiquated bigotry that has kept our former husbands from choosing a slow, painful death for us."

The NOW source said the court-ordered removal of Terri Schiavo's feeding tube, based on the testimony of Michael Schiavo alone has "opened a world of opportunities for women to freely die at the hands of the men they love."

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Another bit of satire, from IMAO. A (fake) statement issued by Condoleezza Rice:

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to the Democratic People's Republic of Korea for calling it an "outpost of tyranny". I realize the phrase is insulting, and - even worse - lacks the memorable alliteration of phrases like Reagan's "Evil Empire". It occurs to me that I could've used other, better, phrases to describe North Korea, such as:

Stronghold of Slavery
Craphole of Communism
Mudhole of Misery
Colony of Catastrophe
Pennisula of Persecution
Ithsmus of Imperialism
Rampart of Repression
Citadel of Cruelty
Encampment of Evil
Dominion of Dictatorship
Armpit of Asshats
Abscess of Autocracy
Stockade of Suppression
Toilet of Totalitarianism
Bastion of Bastards
Motherland of Malignancy
Slum of Subjugation
Chamberpot of Calamity
Gallery of Goombahs
Hamlet of Horror
Domain of Despotism
Outhouse of Oppression
Castle of Coercion
Ballpark of Brutality
Incubator of Injustice
Townhouse of Torment
Fortress of FUBAR

...and yet I didn't.

So, to the dictator formerly known as Poofy-head. I apologize.

Posted by Will Franklin · 19 March 2005 12:02 PM

Comments

Posted by: Linda at March 20, 2005 09:24 AM