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The Bonfire Of The Vanities.

WELCOME TO THE BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES.

New to the Bonfire?

The Bonfire is "a self-submitted collection of the worst posts by otherwise excellent bloggers." Each week, there's someone new hosting it.

First, some April Fools Related Items:

The Zero Boss submits this April Fools Joke that didn't really fool anyone.

The Jawa Report's Rusty Shackleford has this parody of Glenn Reynolds, a.k.a. instapundit.

Multiple Mentality puts way too much thought into a google April Fools Joke.

My Right Wing Conspiracy says, "April Fool's madness messed me all up... ;-) Actually, I have quite a few bonfire-worthy posts from this week, but this one was at least fun. Or referenced fun. Or something," making this worthless submission.

Blogger sortapundit was totally fooled by the Wizbang April Fools Joke.

Catscape was just sure that Mitch Hedberg's death was an elaborate April Fools Joke. Oops.

COWARDICE:

Speaking of cats, The Conservative Cat represents a "rather unfortunate display of moral cowardice" in this post, and jumping of the gun in this one.

HUBRIS:

Rick, of the Right Wing Nut House, notes that this is what happens when you declare war and nobody shows up.

LOVE THY SELF:

The Useful Fools blog gives us a glimpse into the office of "Senator Narcissus," the blogosphere's favorite all-around guy.

SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION:

Andrew Ian Dodge makes a post filled with this shameless promotion of his band.

A BUNCH OF NOTHING:

"DOG BITES MAN!" declares Carpe Bonum.

The technogypsy, meanwhile, submits this thoroughly worthless post.

Brian J. Noggle offers this pathetically brief review of the new Bruce Willis movie, Hostage.

MORE BLOGGING ON BLOGGING:

Blogger "mad anthony" asks, then answers, "What does a blogger write about when they are out of things to write about on their blog? About blogging, of course!"

TIME WASTED ON A BUNCH OF NOTHING:

GOP and the City responds to a letter to the editor in a minor New York City newspaper. His fiance' is not going to be pleased about this.

DAYDREAMING, DISSECTED:

Boxing Alcibades tells all about his random logic.

Last, but definitely not least:

In this potentially non-work-friendly post, Classical Values takes a look at San Francisco's Anarchist Book Fair, a group which Ward Churchill addressed recently, noting "I will defend to the death your right to make me vomit!"

Here is a hint at what you might find:

I'll say this. Shocking though he may be, Ward Churchill has been upstaged. (Well, I guess someone had to show some balls.....)

And while Churchill and the "scrotal inflation" warriors may not realize it, the fact is that by working together, they're all helping to show the rest of the world that freedom is a many-splendored thing.

Upcoming Bonfire Stops:

Week 93 (Apr. 12) - My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
Week 94 (Apr. 19) - Am I A Pundit Now?
Week 95 (Apr. 26) - Boxing Alcibiades

More information on the Bonfire of the Vanities at Wizbang blog.

Posted by Will Franklin · 5 April 2005 10:39 AM

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