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The Idaho Legislature's Sense Of Humor.

The Idaho State Legislature has passed a resolution honoring the movie Napoleon Dynamite and its creators, Jared and Jerusha Hess.

Republicans Larry C. Bradford and Max C. Black were responsible for the measure.

Click here for the full-text of the Napoleon Dynamite bill.

Some snippets:

WHEREAS, tater tots figure prominently in this film thus promoting Idaho's most famous export; and
WHEREAS, the friendship between Napoleon and Pedro has furthered multiethnic relationships; and....

WHEREAS, Rico and Kip's Tupperware sales and Deb's keychains and glamour shots promote entrepreneurism and self-sufficiency in Idaho's small towns; and

WHEREAS, Napoleon's artistic rendition of Trisha is an example of the importance of the visual arts in K-12 education; and....

WHEREAS, Pedro's efforts to bake a cake for Summer illustrate the positive connection between culinary skills to lifelong relationships; and

WHEREAS, Kip's relationship with LaFawnduh is a tribute to e-commerce and Idaho's technology-driven industry; and....

WHEREAS, Tina the llama, the chickens with large talons, the 4-H milk cows, and the Honeymoon Stallion showcase Idaho's animal husbandry; and

WHEREAS, any members of the House of Representatives or the Senate of the Legislature of the State of Idaho who choose to vote "Nay" on this concurrent resolution are "FREAKIN' IDIOTS!" and run the risk of having the "Worst Day of Their Lives!"

And, just for the record, it won't cost anything:

FISCAL NOTE

There is no fiscal impact to the general fund.

Hat tip goes to:
Cranky Neocon blog (via Say Anything).

Posted by Will Franklin · 12 April 2005 03:13 PM

Comments

Thanks for the link!

Posted by: Gordon at April 12, 2005 05:04 PM

They are living in their own private Idaho... hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at April 12, 2005 08:25 PM

"Your Mom goes to college"

Posted by: Carly Franklin at April 12, 2005 08:45 PM

"I caught you a delicious bass."

Posted by: Will Franklin at April 12, 2005 08:47 PM

Do people eat bass?

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at April 12, 2005 09:25 PM

Zsa Zsa needs to see the movie... "GOOSH IDIOT"

Posted by: Carly Franklin at April 13, 2005 09:34 PM