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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 3.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


The actual caption:

John Akbar, left, father of Hasan Akbar, and Quran Bilal, mother of Akbar, leave the Staff Judge Advocate Building during a break in Akbar's court-martial at Fort Bragg, N.C. Monday, April 18, 2005. Akbar, a soldier with the 101st Airborne Division is charged in the grenade attack that killed two U.S. officers and wounded 14 other soldiers March 23, 2003, at Camp Pennsylvania, Kuwait. Akbar is charged with two counts of first-degree murder and three counts of attempted first-degree murder and faces a possible death sentence.(AP Photo/Gerry Broome)

There must be a better caption out there for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, May 3. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:


Last week's winners:


Joseph Ratinya:

Okay, we've given you rights, now take off your shirt or have your head chopped off.

No, really.


John Stark:

Ahmed now believed his x-ray sunglasses were worth every penny.


Zsa zsa:

What is Sheikh Sabah Al Sabha looking at there? ... Is this something like the "Oil for Food Program?"

Posted by Will Franklin · 27 April 2005 05:39 AM


Did Akbars mother dress him for court? ... She probably told him he looked cute and innocent in pink before court, but now she is looking like, not even that suit is going to help you now!...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at April 27, 2005 07:14 AM

Quran Bilal, Mother of Akbar is bitting her lip..That suit reminds her she should have remembered to bring some Pepto Bismol...

Posted by: linda at April 27, 2005 08:23 AM

I am thinking some serious charges should be filed against that suit!...He needs to go to style court...

Posted by: Cindy T. at April 27, 2005 09:09 AM

Where did he find that suit?... People need to be warned not to shop there!...That is a fashion crime if I have ever seen one! YIKES.

Posted by: Taffy at April 27, 2005 09:12 AM

What was he thinking?

Posted by: Ora at April 27, 2005 09:17 AM

He wasn't thinking. . . He forgot to put his thinking cap on! That is absolutely the ugliest piece of clothing I hope to ever see! I think his wife thinks so too!...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at April 28, 2005 06:21 PM

Dead ant
dead ant
dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant ...
The Whirring sound is Bobby Seale spinning in his grave.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 28, 2005 06:31 PM

Woman, I told you not to wash my pearl ivory suit with your red undies.

Posted by: Kristel Franklin at April 30, 2005 05:10 PM

Soprano's star and E-Street Band member Stevie Van Zandt is seen exiting an LA courthouse with his good friend Antonio "Huggy Bear" Fargas. Earlier Van Zandt pleaded "no contest" to charges of aggravated overacting.

Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at April 30, 2005 11:22 PM

I am thinking I need a change!...That is a change of clothes...I just don't think this is the look I'm going for!

Posted by: Liam at May 1, 2005 08:20 PM

The new Sith Lord, Darth Couture, did not go over with Star Wars fans nearly as well as Lucas would've liked.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at May 2, 2005 05:08 AM