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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 5.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


The actual caption:

Christopher Driver, a candidate for the 'Rock n' Roll Loony Party' competed against Tony Blair during the 2001 general election. Captain Beany, a bright orange superhero hoping to be Britain's first elected baked bean.(AFP/File/Adrian Dennis)

There must be a better caption out there for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, May 17. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

Last week's winners (an all-fiber week):


John Kalven:

Alf's new all-cat high-fiber diet resulted in weight loss of 16 pounds in just three weeks.


Rodney Dill:

Upon finishing his business, turning and seeing the cat, Edmund thought, "I've gotta get more fiber in my diet."


Zsa Zsa:

Are feathers considered fiber?

Wizbang, as usual, selects a better picture for its caption contest.

OTB's Caption Jam is up, with an array of caption contests, including this one.

Posted by Will Franklin · 11 May 2005 11:12 AM


Poltics is killing me!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at May 11, 2005 12:00 PM

Tony Blair, so ashamed of his third consecutive landslide victory, showed visible signs of exhaustion in the latter days of the campaign.

Posted by: Dan Johnson at May 11, 2005 12:05 PM

Upon announcing his nomination for Senator, Rep. Skeletor (Undead - NJ) recieved a swift endorsement from Howard Dean.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at May 11, 2005 12:47 PM

IT IS A GRIM OUTLOOK ... The Life is being depleted from the campaign. I once thought I was the life of the party and now I have been reduced to an existing memory...Farewell cruel world...Cough, cough!... Choke, choke! Maybe it was something in the beans?
Political Food Poison!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at May 11, 2005 12:48 PM

Even though Ted Kennedy went over big as the Goodyear blimp at the White House costume party, People just couldn't take their eyes off Donald Rumsfeld, who, strangely enough, forgot to show up in costume.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at May 11, 2005 02:23 PM

An endorsment from Howard Dean can really kill ya politically... But even though I am dead! I can still vote because I am a Democrat...That's what we Dems. do when we are dead, vote! HA HA...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at May 11, 2005 07:02 PM

Give it up Zsa Zsa, no one can out do your first caption.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at May 11, 2005 07:38 PM

Howard Dean unveiled the new symbol of the Democrat Party at a press conference earlier today.

Posted by: Mr. Right at May 11, 2005 07:46 PM

Thanks Rodney ...But when I get started it is hard for me to quit! Obsessive compulsiveness I suppose?

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at May 11, 2005 08:01 PM

What the future democrats will be wearing after the next election, if they continue politics in their do nothing fashion! ( Somehow it is very fitting!)

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at May 12, 2005 08:13 PM

Wizbang has applied the "Babe Theory" and you know what Zsa Zsa says about WILLisms.com !
"Where there is a WILLisms.com there is a babe"

Posted by: Bill at May 14, 2005 07:13 AM

It's easy to see who's the braaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnnssss of this outfit.

Posted by: McGehee at May 14, 2005 09:40 AM

In Britian the dead run for office. In Washington State, they vote.

Posted by: The Man at May 15, 2005 06:35 AM

Christopher Driver, a candidate for the 'Rock n' Roll Loony Party' lost in a landslide to incumbent Prime Minister Tony Blair in the recent British election.

However, his rasberry-hashish preserves did win him a yellow & blue ribbon at the Downing Street "Post Election Jamboree".

Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at May 15, 2005 03:51 PM

The Man knows what he is talking about! That is great!...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at May 17, 2005 05:27 PM