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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 7.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


The actual caption:

Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean pauses for a moment during an interview with the Associated Press in Washington, Tuesday, May 24, 2005. After three months leading the party-out-of-power, Dean says he wants to stengthen ties with key constituencies like women, Hispanics, and especially African-Americans. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)

There must be a better caption out there for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, May 31. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:


Last week's winners:



Sven still wasn't one-hundred percent mindful on the concept of incognito.


Rob B:

"Sony's old Picture-in-Picture Technology has found new applications the city's effort to beautify the downtown area."


Rodney Dill:

Expose yourself to art.

Caption away!

Posted by Will Franklin · 25 May 2005 08:53 AM


Howard Dean's moment of reflection. "Oh Wondrous Lord, who may or may not exist, please don't let me stick my foot in it like I did yesterday."

Posted by: Giacomo at May 25, 2005 09:50 AM

DRUDGEBREAKING: Howard Dean is left speachless upon seeing the Phil Specter hairdo. President Bush purportedly responded. "Kinda wished we had Phil around during the 2004 Campaign."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at May 25, 2005 11:19 AM

Dean found it odd that every time he shook hands with Harry Reid, his hand smelled like turnip greens.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at May 25, 2005 12:39 PM

.....MAN, that Carrie Underwood is a piece of ass....

Posted by: CraigC at May 25, 2005 02:08 PM

"If i can get a few more nuts in my mouth pouch, I'll be the happiest squirrel this winter."

Posted by: Rob B. at May 25, 2005 02:18 PM

Oh no!... Uh Uh Uh Ummmm Ummm! I forgot my next lie....Oh no, I meant next line!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at May 25, 2005 02:57 PM

"FATHER, help us remember that none of us can hide a thing from You. Please judge us and cleanse us from all hypocrisy. Please make all in my family and in our fellowship free from hypocrisy." 'cause the DNC's in the crapper.

Posted by: Diana at May 25, 2005 04:23 PM

"Dear Heavenly Father: RRRAAAHHHHRRRRGGGHHH! In Jesus' name, Amen."

Posted by: JWebb at May 25, 2005 07:49 PM

AND AMEN! ... I love JWebb's rendition of Howard Dean's prayer! HA! That is soooooooooo funny!

Posted by: Bill at May 25, 2005 08:10 PM

Jwebb has it, hands down.

Posted by: Rob B. at May 26, 2005 04:09 PM

I forgot to mention my submission was an intern assignment for FileItUnder.

Posted by: JWebb at May 26, 2005 04:19 PM

It's time for Church...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at May 26, 2005 04:23 PM

As funny as turnip greens are, I concur - damn that was funny, JWebb.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at May 26, 2005 04:28 PM

I guess that wasn't chocolate ice cream. Yak.

Posted by: Ice Cream Legend at May 26, 2005 04:29 PM

File It Under has interns?

Posted by: Will Franklin at May 26, 2005 04:30 PM

What does Hoodlumman mean? I don't get it. My commputer nerdisms are not yet up to snuff.

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at May 27, 2005 08:52 AM

Maybe we do, Will. We may not be all "fancy pants" and have a high "original content" factor with "sharp graphics" and "high traffic"...

... but we may have interns. Jealous much?

Posted by: Hoodlumman at May 27, 2005 02:50 PM

Hey Will,I wonder if Hoodlumman makes his interns do push ups after each post?

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at May 27, 2005 02:58 PM

JWebb should be given an award! I have laughed so much over that Howard Dean prayer...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at May 29, 2005 07:38 AM

Maybe he is thinking if he can't get women, Hispanic, and African Americans to vote for him he is going to start trying for the religious right?

Posted by: Dana at May 29, 2005 04:53 PM