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Tom Cruise Killing Oprah Winfrey.

This may be the funniest thing I have seen in months:

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Tom Cruise zaps Oprah, a la Star Wars Emperor Palpatine (click for .mov file)
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Literally in tears right now I am laughing so hard. Make sure you have your sound turned on for the full effect of the video.

Posted by Will Franklin · 25 June 2005 11:59 PM

Comments

Tom has super human jedi tactics! ... But we don't want him to kill Oprah!!!!!... We all love Oprah! No No Tom, not oprah!... We need Tom to use his super human Jedi tricks on Al Queida and the enemies of the world! Tom would be cute as a jedi or a Ted Bundy character! BUT PLEASE TOM!... DON"T KILL OPRAH! Oprah is my favorite show on television next to Desperate Housewives! Coinsidentally Oprah just so happened to be on Desperate Housewives too...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at June 26, 2005 08:05 AM

Tom looks a little manic to me!! Maybe he needs to go see a psych. Doc, ya think?? Maybe he wants everyone to believe he is sane!! Haa haa the jokes on you Tom. I hope to shout you lose fans over your ignorance on psychiatry. I wish you would walk a day in my shoes taking care of my Mentally Ill child then you may reconsider. I was a fan once, would never watch another movie that you were in!!

Posted by: Angel at July 7, 2005 09:50 PM

Its obvious Tom is very passionate about Scientology, and even though he has let this get a little out of control under my standards I still think he is a great actor and will go see more of his movies. Why punish myself for his actions?? I like Tom Cruise Movies!!

Posted by: Lavender at July 22, 2005 01:20 PM