WILLisms.com: Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 11.

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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 11.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

Sen. Byron Dorgan, D-N.D., holds up a bottle of oil to demonstrate America's dependence on foreign energy during a news conference on Tuesday, June 14, 2005, in Washington. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)

There must be a better caption out there for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, June 28. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

Last week's winners:

Hoodlumman:

Ted Kennedy models Banana Republic's new summer line.

2. (co-winners)

John:

No one had the heart to tell Anna Nicole Smith that she was too old to be behaving this way.

...followed by...

Cindy T.:

It's Trim Spa baby!

Am I A Pundit Now?:

Rosie O'Donnell PROVES she is ready and willing to breast feed all takers.

Caption away! You're all winners in my book.

UPDATE:

SECOND PLACE! That's classy.

Posted by Will Franklin · 22 June 2005 10:22 AM

Comments

And Sen. Durbin's brain will actually only take up this much of the jar...

Posted by: John at June 22, 2005 10:33 AM

Great! Do I get a runner-up WILLisms tee shirt now?????

Posted by: Am I A Pundit Now? at June 22, 2005 11:07 AM

Maybe someday.

Posted by: Will Franklin at June 22, 2005 11:09 AM

No? Well you owe me a beer then Will, how 'bout that.

Posted by: Am I A Pundit Now? at June 22, 2005 11:09 AM

"After months of careful analysis I've determined that the Iraq Oil for Food program was just one big Scam. I put this much on my pancakes this morning and they tasted like crap."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 22, 2005 11:10 AM

"Sen. Dorgan demonstrates with painful clarity just how full of it his colleague Sen. Durbin is."

Posted by: lowery21 at June 22, 2005 01:08 PM

"Sen. Dorgan demonstrates with painful clarity just how full of it his colleague Sen. Durbin is."

Posted by: lowery21 at June 22, 2005 01:10 PM

"Sen. Dorgan demonstrates with painful clarity just how full of it his colleague Sen. Durbin is."

Posted by: lowery21 at June 22, 2005 01:12 PM

A beer it is, then.

Posted by: Will Franklin at June 22, 2005 01:16 PM

"And next up for auction is Aunt Hilda's plum preserves. Do I hear one dollar? Yes. Two, to the gentleman in the back..."

Posted by: Hoodlumman at June 22, 2005 02:51 PM

Sen. Byron Dorgan, D-N.D., holds up a bottle of oil to demonstrate America's dependence on foreign energy during a news conference on Tuesday, June 14, 2005, in Washington after which he left in a friggin' fleet of Sport Utility Vehicles.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at June 22, 2005 02:52 PM

THIS IS NOT THAT GREASY KID STUFF!...Just a little dab will do ya...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at June 22, 2005 02:52 PM

Sen. Dorgan on Wednesday displays a bottle of Pelosi's Pickled Patriotism - the Democrats' counter to Republican nationalism.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at June 22, 2005 02:56 PM

And I'm out... and if you're buying for the winners, Will, you owe me and the boys at FIU a case of the good stuff.

We're thinking Heineken... or maybe Miller High Life.

;)

Posted by: Hoodlumman at June 22, 2005 02:58 PM

All the oil are belong to us!...AND WHAT ABOUT THAT!...Mr. Fung !!!... HA!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at June 22, 2005 03:01 PM

If you're in the Houston area, let me know, and I'll see what I can do.

Posted by: Will Franklin at June 22, 2005 03:01 PM

IF, they come to Houston I will treat!... BUT we have to have a designated driver... Oh my gosh! That would be so much fun to have cocktails with The File it under guys!...They are so bratty! WILLisms.com attracts kind of a "Brat Pack" group of individuals.

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at June 22, 2005 03:16 PM

" I squish your head like a grape..."
or possibly
"Under Senator Clinton's health care plan each one of you will need to drink one jar of Doxidan and White water a day."

Posted by: Rob B. at June 22, 2005 03:33 PM

Sen. Byron Dorgan, D-N.D., (pictured here, holding his 2nd place ribbon-winning spicy-pickles) is demanding Congressional hearings on alleged voter fraud at this year's Wisconsin State Fair.

Posted by: Jim Rose at June 22, 2005 04:44 PM

"Rodney Dill? actually, I'd say more gherkin."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 22, 2005 06:43 PM

Sen. Dorgan reveals his Secret ingredients for holding his comb-over to the Senate today!...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at June 22, 2005 08:20 PM

Will,...Have you seen WunderKrauts comment over at Hoodlumman?...He is determind to win this week! I kind of thought I was going to win with my comment about Jocelyn Elders!...but NO...Hoodlumman always gets the prize! Dad gum it!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at June 22, 2005 08:36 PM

Rumors of PayPal under the table are 100% false and completely unfounded. It's a rumor put out by some right wing conspiracy.

Not to mention as this blog grows in popularity, more people will participate and the odds of winning will fall.

Either that or I'll have to up the amount of palm greasing.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at June 22, 2005 08:41 PM

What a greaser!...I should have known. . .

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at June 22, 2005 09:05 PM

"Earth in the balance," my butt. ALGORE 9000 slurps down two of these suckers every day.

Posted by: Mick Wright at June 22, 2005 11:15 PM

Sen. Byron Dorgan, D-N.D., shows how much "fire water" he is prepared to give Native Americans to trick them into giving up their remaining piece of land in North Dakota.

Posted by: WunderKraut at June 23, 2005 06:53 PM

Zsa Zsa, I've got nothing. My one post is so lame. Oh well, I all but cede this round to Hoodlumman. Rats.

Maybe next week.

Posted by: WunderKraut at June 23, 2005 06:55 PM

I am kind of fond of the; I squish your head like a grape comment! What do you think WunderKraut?... As a matter of fact it is so great I can't seem to get it out of my head!...I Squish your head like a grapereally makes me happy!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at June 23, 2005 08:25 PM

I actually like the 'fire-water' comment...it's funny.....

"Oh, and Senator, just one more thing. Love your suit!"

Posted by: Holly - A Soldiers Angel at June 25, 2005 11:59 PM

"That's right friends, through the magical use of modern science, I was able to distill the integrity of the Democratic caucus into tangible jelly... I was just a little surprised to find out that it only filled the jar up this much."

Posted by: Darius at June 26, 2005 07:39 AM

Always needling his colleagues, Senator Dorgan displays the urine specimen from Senator Kennedy's escapade in Chappaquiddick. He whimsically noted that there were three more jars just like it.

Posted by: McCain at June 27, 2005 12:46 PM

"Now if President Bush can convince us that *this* is a weapon of mass destruction, then we'll have had plenty of reason to have gone to war."

Posted by: Timothy at June 28, 2005 08:53 PM