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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 10.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

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The actual caption:

Nice shirt! : A Sumatran orangutan dresses herself with a shirt at the Moscow Zoo. (AFP/Yuri Tutov)

There must be a better caption out there for this photograph.


Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, June 21. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

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Last week's winners:

1.

DANEgerus:

Concerned with a backlash from the Jackson trial and the Catholic Priest scandals, Menudo opts for a new look in 2005.

2.

Andrew:

In a rare moment of solidarity, Congressional Democrats unveiled their new, can't-miss legislative meta-strategy, with an eye to making gains in the upcoming 2006 mid-term elections.

3.

WunderKraut:

After a freak accident with radioactive waste, the band Los Lobos reunites for a world tour.

Caption away! You're all winners in my book.

Posted by Will Franklin · 15 June 2005 09:15 AM

Comments

Breaking News: Nude photos of renowned reporter Helen Thomas have surfaced. Causing widespread nausea and vomiting.

Posted by: WunderKraut at June 15, 2005 09:23 AM

Ted Kennedy models Banana Republic's new summer line.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at June 15, 2005 12:55 PM

Jocelyn Elders after giving a sex education class!...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at June 15, 2005 02:18 PM

With the applicant pool dwindling, Donald Trump introduces the newest entrant for "The Apprentice."

Posted by: KipEsquire at June 15, 2005 02:56 PM

Rosie O'Donnell PROVES she is ready and willing to breast feed all takers.

Posted by: Am I A Pundit Now? at June 15, 2005 06:36 PM

Even though he shaved a spot on his stomach, Bubbles realized his B.O. problem still kept reminding Micheal that he wasn't a 9 year old boy scout.

Posted by: Rob B. at June 15, 2005 06:59 PM

Bruce spruces up for Paris Hilton, the Zoo Life.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 15, 2005 08:03 PM

Damn....somebody else already ripped off the mandatory Ted Kennedy ref. Oh, well better luck next time.

Posted by: Lowery21 at June 15, 2005 08:15 PM

New reality TV gameshow on Fox this fall. Contestants will try to identify the liberal wienie du jour from a line of notable simians.
on Gorilla, Chimp, or Al Franken.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 16, 2005 08:46 AM

Working on my before picture!...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at June 16, 2005 10:59 AM

(It'll help to imagine Barry White's voice for this one)
Giving Dr. Ruth competition, watch Rodney Dill as the LOVE DOCTOR.
"I'll have you sweatin' like Jessica Simpson . . . taking the SAT."
"Baby, You'll be shakin' like Courtney Love . . . in rehab."
. . .coming this fall.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 16, 2005 11:36 AM

Oh! my gosh!...That is Helen Thomas... Amazing!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at June 16, 2005 12:42 PM

Has anyone else noticed that Rodney Dill is a brat? Or ... is it just me? I am thinking that the Barry White voice thing is proof!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at June 16, 2005 08:18 PM

Ophelia the Orangutan did not much like pie. She did however greatly enjoy Weebl and Bob . . .
with salt and pepper.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 17, 2005 05:06 AM

No one had the heart to tell Anna Nicole Smith that she was too old to be behaving this way.

Posted by: John at June 17, 2005 08:36 AM

It's Trim Spa baby!

Posted by: Cindy T. at June 17, 2005 10:59 AM

Rodney, Rodney , Rodney... Where do you come up with those lines? You really crack me up! Pie?... Maybe you should write a play!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at June 17, 2005 11:49 AM