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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 14.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


The actual caption:

A 'member' of the Ned Kelly Gang wears protective armour during a preview for the Sydney Royal Easter Show in 2002. Australia's most famous outlaw, Ned Kelly, was honoured by the government when the scene of his last stand against police was listed as a national heritage site(AFP/File)

There must be a better caption out there for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, July 19. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:


Last week's winners:



While competing in a local 10k race, Irishman Paul Robert is attacked and strangled to death by an obese, faceless Leprechaun mutant.


Rodney Dill:

Sidney knew it was a lot of effort to get a leprechaun all the way home. It would be worth the effort as Sidney also knew something that the leprechauns did not know. They really were magically delicious.



Paul Roberts was reaping what he had sewn after answering years of "does this make me look fat?" with the wrong answer.

Caption away! Each and every one of you is classy to the max.

Posted by Will Franklin · 13 July 2005 08:53 AM


I knew I should have led with a Rosie O'Donnell caption.

Posted by: Barbara at July 13, 2005 09:24 AM

As Wunderkrauts spokes person I would like to thank the Academy and everyone in the world for this great honor! Thank you1 Thank you! AND thank you again!...He has wanted this for so long! I know he is probably shaken up right now! Thank you!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at July 13, 2005 09:41 AM

"I will do it with my gun and magic helmet!"

Posted by: Jim Rose at July 13, 2005 09:53 AM

WHAT'S the CHARGE Coppa?????....

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at July 13, 2005 10:02 AM

President Bush's Supreme Court nominee gears up for his first round of "advice and consent" with Senate Democrats.

Posted by: Nate Brittany at July 13, 2005 10:21 AM

Thank you so much Zsa Zsa. Yes, I was a bit shaken up at first, but after lining up some endorsement deals, I feel better.

Now to beat Hoodlumman again!!!

Posted by: WunderKraut at July 13, 2005 10:55 AM

Is that Jerry Seinfeld under that hat?...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at July 13, 2005 11:25 AM

Who is that masked man?... The Lone Ranger rides again! High Ho Silver away ! !

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at July 13, 2005 01:02 PM

DRUDGEBREAKING: The Asshat that muffled Michael Moore. Developing...

Posted by: Rodney Dill at July 13, 2005 05:34 PM

oil can . . . oil can . . .

Posted by: Rodney Dill at July 13, 2005 05:38 PM

Oscar the Grouch witnesses first-hand the armed robbery that took place at the corner of 52nd and Sesame.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at July 13, 2005 06:05 PM

An up-armored Lawrence O'Donnell takes his first tentative steps in a red state...Texas. Yeee-haw!

Posted by: Barbara at July 13, 2005 08:18 PM

A behind the scenes peek from the set:

Despite heavy budget cuts in the costume department, shooting has just begun for the latest Marvel Comics superhero epic:

Jerry Seinfeld is...


{Note to the judge: I came up with this before I read the other posts! Darn it Zsa Zsa! You stole the punchline!}

Posted by: Mr. Right at July 14, 2005 01:04 AM

Will, ...Is that you in that mask??? Those HANDS and that GUN look an awful lot like Wunderkrauts!... I had a feeling this would happen if Rodney Dill and Hoodlumman continued to win the caption contest week after week!... I just hope all this fame and fortune won't go to his head... I think someone needs to speak with Wunderwife about his behavior!!!...Soon!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at July 14, 2005 06:46 AM

Look here Will. You're not going to award any more 1st place prizes to Hoodlumman or Rodney, see. If you know what is good for you,

All your 1st places are belong to me!

Posted by: WunderKraut at July 14, 2005 08:58 AM

The Taliban has finalized it's latest look in Burka fashion wear for the Fall 2005 Collection...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at July 14, 2005 11:33 AM

"Jerry suddenly realised that it was 'test you body armour day' in welding class, not 'test you knightly armour day.' It was then that he knew the VCR calander had betrayed him again."

Posted by: Rob B. at July 15, 2005 09:38 AM

"PM Howard prepares for Parliamentary question time...."

Posted by: Jonathan Dresner at July 15, 2005 03:06 PM

Mental note: Next time I make a suite of armor, provide an easier way to tend to "natures call".


Posted by: WunderKraut at July 18, 2005 07:42 AM

Pot Head stick-up!

Posted by: Sugar at July 18, 2005 08:22 AM