Greyhound Bus Lines caves to diversification litigation brought about by Jessie Jackson.

"And if you'll look to our right, you'll see our final tour stop - Del Monte's Kibbles 'n' Bits manufacturing plant."

MoveOn.org picks up "newly registered" Democratic voters for the 2006 election.

Returning from Connecticut, the dogs are now considering suing "Foxwoods" for false advertising. "We sniffed everywhere but there were no foxes at all..." said one disappointed canine on the charter bus.

"Aaaaawwww... Who smells like two-week old Alpo?!?"

Gloria Steinem and Nancy Pelosi relax on a bus ride to the Womyn's Herstory Conference hosted by the MoveOn PAC.

On a busride to the nations capital, the Senate Democrats unveil their suggestions for suitable judges to replace outgoing Justice Sandra Day O'Connor.

(along the line of the bus full of Lucille Ball look alikes in Rat Race)

On the way to the Janet Reno Look-a-like Convention

(already used at Assumption of Commands contest)
"Hey I smell something, did anyone step in some dog poop?"


"There's a fire hydrant now, does anyone else need to go?"

En route to the Democratic National Convention, presidential hopefulls show varied levels of enthusiasm.

"It's ok to doze off, man. Everyone knows that PETA is taking us to new homes. They'd never 'put down' anybodys pet."

"Some applicants were unaware of the snags being encountered by the CIA's new efforts to maintain their surgically engineered oppratives work in South East Asia."

Golden Retriever in the second row:

Are we there, yet?

Someone open a window! Those two in the front ate something that disagreed with them and we need some fresh air!...Woof! take a whoof of that!...

"Due to draconian cuts by the Bush administration, senior citizen canines are forced to bus to Canada for their dog-worm medication."
Copyright 2005, The New York Times Company

I think that Beagle has spotted someones peanut butter and jelly sandwhich!

No kitty's on this bus... Isn't that against the law?

That bus has more gas than an EXON Station.

Things have been far different in the world of dog travel since PETA successfully pushed their "No Puppy Left Behind" bill through Congress.

The Golden: I am the cutest one on the bus and I love to go bye bye!...I have dibs on the window on the way back! Everybody loves ME because I am so sweet and cute! I wuff my camp counselor and she loves me! HHHHHHhhhhhheeeeeHhhh! When I get back home I will get a treat! HHHHHHHhhhhhhhhha!

Weiner roasts, popcorn, peanut butter cookies, chew sticks, frisbee, squirrels, poodles, POODLES! Hello! frenchies...Now your barking up my tree.

"IRONY: The one passenger that wants to be somewhere else; the Greyhound."

The Jane Fonda "Crisco" powered bus tour against the Iraq War gets underway. As anticipated, the group is heavily populated by "yellow dog" Democrats of all breeds!

Will, I sense you will need a "Top Forty" for this one! Almost every entry to date is laugh out loud funny!

The recent spate of caninicide bombings targeting public transportation has prompted many dogs to keep watch for their safety.

A typical scenario is seen above with guard duty being carried out in shifts.

According to one pooch, off-duty dogs "grab some shut-eye when we can."

After PETA got involved the Iditarod race was just never considered to be at the same level of competition.

The London Bomb Squad Dogs Association were quoted as saying,"Do we look intimidated!"

Here's a still from Spike's new movie "Get on the Bus" that follows the antics of forty dogs on their way to the Million Mutt March.

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo

oops...wrong darn week...let me fix that will.