The Babe Theory Of Political Movements.
Mar. 21, 2005 11:50 AM
Iran's Sham Election In Houston.
June 20, 2005 5:36 AM
Yes, Kanye, Bush Does Care.
Oct. 31, 2005 12:41 AM
Health Care vs. Wealth Care.
Nov. 23, 2005 3:28 PM
Americans Voting With Their Feet.
Nov. 30, 2005 1:33 PM
Idea Majorities Matter.
May 12, 2006 6:15 PM
Twilight Zone Economics.
Oct. 17, 2006 12:30 AM
The "Shrinking" Middle Class.
Dec. 13, 2006 1:01 PM
From Ashes, GOP Opportunities.
Dec. 18, 2006 6:37 PM
Battle Between Entitlements & Pork.
Dec. 21, 2006 12:31 PM
Let Economic Freedom Reign.
Dec. 22, 2006 10:22 PM
Biggest Health Care Moment In Decades.
July 25, 2007 4:32 PM
Unions Antithetical to Liberty.
May 28, 2008 11:12 PM
Right To Work States Rock.
June 9, 2008 12:25 PM
Social Security Reform Thursday.
March 13, 2008
Caption Contest: Enter Today!
Due: July 29, 2008
The Carnival Of Classiness.
Mar. 14, 2006
Quotational Therapy: Obama.
Apr. 4, 2008
Mainstream Melee: Wolfowitz.
May 19, 2007
Pundit Roundtable: Leaks.
July 9, 2006
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July 14, 2006
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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 16.
The actual caption:
A group of dogs is taken to a day camp near Bogota in a bus in this photo taken on June 30, 2005. The Transmiperro system (Transport my Dog) is a day camp for dogs, where a colourful bus takes them to a camp in the village of Cajic, 30 km (19 miles) north of Bogot, where the animals are trained and enjoy games and activities. Each pet owner pays between $34 and $106 per month depending on the program the dog is enrolled in. The dogs are returned home, exhausted, at the end of the day. Picture taken on June 30, 2005. To match feature Colombia-dogs REUTERS/Jose Miguel Gomez
There must be a better caption out there for this photograph.
Last week's winners (the best contest yet and difficult to judge all the great entries):
Harry Potter and the Prison of Assgrabbin'
"Michael Moore and Sandy Berger searching for secret documents."
"I love you, man." "You're not gettin' my Bud Light, Thorsten."
Once again Germany rips Poland a new one.
Dude, it's Left-Left-Slide Right. Here, let me lead.
"Hey, this thing really DOES 'lift and separate!'"
I almost totally copped out and gave everyone awards, but I didn't cave in at the end. If you have followed the Caption Contests over the past several weeks, you know that File It Under typically dominates these things. Well, not this week. Sorry, guys.
Captioning is totally classy. Enter today!
Posted by Will Franklin · 27 July 2005 09:39 AM
Greyhound Bus Lines caves to diversification litigation brought about by Jessie Jackson.
Posted by: Hoodlumman at July 27, 2005 09:58 AM
"And if you'll look to our right, you'll see our final tour stop - Del Monte's Kibbles 'n' Bits manufacturing plant."
Posted by: Hoodlumman at July 27, 2005 10:01 AM
MoveOn.org picks up "newly registered" Democratic voters for the 2006 election.
Posted by: WunderKraut at July 27, 2005 10:16 AM
Returning from Connecticut, the dogs are now considering suing "Foxwoods" for false advertising. "We sniffed everywhere but there were no foxes at all..." said one disappointed canine on the charter bus.
Posted by: KipEsquire at July 27, 2005 11:14 AM
"Aaaaawwww... Who smells like two-week old Alpo?!?"
Posted by: Hoodlumman at July 27, 2005 11:39 AM
Gloria Steinem and Nancy Pelosi relax on a bus ride to the Womyn's Herstory Conference hosted by the MoveOn PAC.
Posted by: Darius at July 27, 2005 12:07 PM
On a busride to the nations capital, the Senate Democrats unveil their suggestions for suitable judges to replace outgoing Justice Sandra Day O'Connor.
Posted by: Darius at July 27, 2005 12:12 PM
(along the line of the bus full of Lucille Ball look alikes in Rat Race)
On the way to the Janet Reno Look-a-like Convention
Posted by: Rodney Dill at July 27, 2005 01:10 PM
(already used at Assumption of Commands contest)
Posted by: Rodney Dill at July 27, 2005 01:12 PM
En route to the Democratic National Convention, presidential hopefulls show varied levels of enthusiasm.
Posted by: I. Ronnie at July 27, 2005 01:32 PM
"It's ok to doze off, man. Everyone knows that PETA is taking us to new homes. They'd never 'put down' anybodys pet."
Posted by: Rob B. at July 27, 2005 01:48 PM
"Some applicants were unaware of the snags being encountered by the CIA's new efforts to maintain their surgically engineered oppratives work in South East Asia."
Posted by: Rob B. at July 27, 2005 01:58 PM
Golden Retriever in the second row:
Are we there, yet?
Posted by: Brandon at July 27, 2005 02:13 PM
Someone open a window! Those two in the front ate something that disagreed with them and we need some fresh air!...Woof! take a whoof of that!...
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at July 27, 2005 02:27 PM
"Due to draconian cuts by the Bush administration, senior citizen canines are forced to bus to Canada for their dog-worm medication."
Posted by: Jim Rose at July 27, 2005 02:47 PM
I think that Beagle has spotted someones peanut butter and jelly sandwhich!
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at July 27, 2005 02:54 PM
No kitty's on this bus... Isn't that against the law?
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at July 27, 2005 06:28 PM
That bus has more gas than an EXON Station.
Posted by: Bill at July 27, 2005 08:28 PM
Things have been far different in the world of dog travel since PETA successfully pushed their "No Puppy Left Behind" bill through Congress.
Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at July 28, 2005 09:55 AM
The Golden: I am the cutest one on the bus and I love to go bye bye!...I have dibs on the window on the way back! Everybody loves ME because I am so sweet and cute! I wuff my camp counselor and she loves me! HHHHHHhhhhhheeeeeHhhh! When I get back home I will get a treat! HHHHHHHhhhhhhhhha!
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at July 28, 2005 10:13 AM
Weiner roasts, popcorn, peanut butter cookies, chew sticks, frisbee, squirrels, poodles, POODLES! Hello! frenchies...Now your barking up my tree.
Posted by: Cindy T. at July 28, 2005 11:07 AM
"IRONY: The one passenger that wants to be somewhere else; the Greyhound."
Posted by: I. Ronnie at July 29, 2005 01:19 PM
The Jane Fonda "Crisco" powered bus tour against the Iraq War gets underway. As anticipated, the group is heavily populated by "yellow dog" Democrats of all breeds!
Posted by: Mr. Right at July 29, 2005 02:25 PM
Will, I sense you will need a "Top Forty" for this one! Almost every entry to date is laugh out loud funny!
Posted by: Mr. Right at July 29, 2005 02:28 PM
The recent spate of caninicide bombings targeting public transportation has prompted many dogs to keep watch for their safety.
A typical scenario is seen above with guard duty being carried out in shifts.
According to one pooch, off-duty dogs "grab some shut-eye when we can."
Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at July 30, 2005 10:09 AM
After PETA got involved the Iditarod race was just never considered to be at the same level of competition.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at July 30, 2005 02:26 PM
The London Bomb Squad Dogs Association were quoted as saying,"Do we look intimidated!"
Posted by: Rob B. at July 31, 2005 12:01 AM
Here's a still from Spike's new movie "Get on the Bus" that follows the antics of forty dogs on their way to the Million Mutt March.
Posted by: charles austin at August 2, 2005 02:48 PM
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Posted by: WunderKraut at August 6, 2005 11:49 AM
oops...wrong darn week...let me fix that will.
Posted by: WunderKraut at August 6, 2005 11:51 AM