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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 17.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


The actual caption:

Brazilian President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, right, picks up a translation device that fell off of U.S. Treasury Secretary John Snow during a meeting at the Presidential Palace, in Brasilia, Brazil, on Monday, August 1, 2005. (AP Photo/Eraldo Peres)

There must be a better caption out there for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, August 9. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.

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On a busride to the nations capital, the Senate Democrats unveil their suggestions for suitable judges to replace outgoing Justice Sandra Day O'Connor.



Returning from Connecticut, the dogs are now considering suing "Foxwoods" for false advertising. "We sniffed everywhere but there were no foxes at all..." said one disappointed canine on the charter bus.


Buckley F. Williams:

Things have been far different in the world of dog travel since PETA successfully pushed their "No Puppy Left Behind" bill through Congress.

Honorable Mention 1.


MoveOn.org picks up "newly registered" Democratic voters for the 2006 election.

Honorable Mention 2.


Greyhound Bus Lines caves to diversification litigation brought about by Jessie Jackson.

Honorable Mention 3.

Mr. Right:

The Jane Fonda "Crisco" powered bus tour against the Iraq War gets underway. As anticipated, the group is heavily populated by "yellow dog" Democrats of all breeds!

Captioning does a body good. Enter today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 3 August 2005 09:18 AM


Boo YA! Darius puts FIU bac on top. All hail the motor city madman.

BTW, Wunderkraut, nice.

Posted by: Rob B. at August 3, 2005 09:46 AM

"Seriously John, you need to try this. The email was right. I've gained 2 inchs in lenght and 1 inch in girth."

Posted by: Rob B. at August 3, 2005 09:48 AM

"I'm sorry, Mr. President. I typically only kiss the Pope's ring."

Posted by: Hoodlumman at August 3, 2005 11:28 AM

"My crouching tiger technique will defeat your Hitler saltute/backwards heartattack deathray!"

Posted by: John at August 3, 2005 11:30 AM

"I insist that you play another game of Halo, Mr. President. You just single handedly fragged the crap out of team Argentina."

Posted by: Hoodlumman at August 3, 2005 11:30 AM

Wow! Yea! I'll have to come up with something for this weeks contest.

Posted by: Darius at August 3, 2005 02:09 PM

Yes, defend your title, Darius. Though I don't think it's ever been done. Will may make it a point not to have repeats.

Now if only Mr. Right will judge his contest...

Posted by: Hoodlumman at August 3, 2005 04:17 PM

"Keep practicing your version of "She Bangs," John.
You've got that William Hung beat hands down."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at August 3, 2005 04:23 PM

Snow: "No Thanks I don't accept cigars from politicians anymore, not since Bill offered me one in the Oval office."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at August 3, 2005 04:25 PM

No no I'll pay!... No I insist!... Okay!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at August 3, 2005 06:23 PM

One two Cha Cha Cha! ...Back two Cha Cha Cha!...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at August 3, 2005 06:43 PM

Deep in the DNC Headquarter's Howard Dean's handlers keep replaying the 'Dean Scream' over and over again, so that they remain acclimated to its effect.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at August 3, 2005 08:54 PM

A recent convert to Scientology after a chance meeting with Tom Cruise and John Travolta, Saddam Hussein is hooked up to an E-meter by his auditor shortly before a hearing in an Iraqi court. "I need to cleanse myself of all body thetans," the formerly murderous dictator was quoted as saying, "I want all the world to know I was not responsible for all those evil things that I did, it was all Xenu's fault!" L. Ron Hubbard, the long-dead founder of Scientology, was unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Mr. Right at August 4, 2005 02:26 AM

All your translation devises are belong to me!...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at August 4, 2005 11:55 AM

"Here you go, but what does this inscription mean?
Thanks for the loan during the debates - W"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at August 4, 2005 06:17 PM

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo

Posted by: WunderKraut at August 6, 2005 11:52 AM

Snow: "No, no, no. I insist, you keep it. I don't want you to get upset and call in Juninho, Ronaldo, Shredder and the rest of your damned kick-ball playing ninja-turtles."

Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at August 6, 2005 11:55 AM

"Can you hear me now?"

Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at August 6, 2005 11:55 AM

"Pretty good remix, but I'm thinkin' . . .
. . . I could've used a little more cowbell."

Posted by: Rodney Dil at August 7, 2005 02:22 PM