The Babe Theory Of Political Movements.
Mar. 21, 2005 11:50 AM
Iran's Sham Election In Houston.
June 20, 2005 5:36 AM
Yes, Kanye, Bush Does Care.
Oct. 31, 2005 12:41 AM
Health Care vs. Wealth Care.
Nov. 23, 2005 3:28 PM
Americans Voting With Their Feet.
Nov. 30, 2005 1:33 PM
Idea Majorities Matter.
May 12, 2006 6:15 PM
Twilight Zone Economics.
Oct. 17, 2006 12:30 AM
The "Shrinking" Middle Class.
Dec. 13, 2006 1:01 PM
From Ashes, GOP Opportunities.
Dec. 18, 2006 6:37 PM
Battle Between Entitlements & Pork.
Dec. 21, 2006 12:31 PM
Let Economic Freedom Reign.
Dec. 22, 2006 10:22 PM
Biggest Health Care Moment In Decades.
July 25, 2007 4:32 PM
Unions Antithetical to Liberty.
May 28, 2008 11:12 PM
Right To Work States Rock.
June 9, 2008 12:25 PM
Social Security Reform Thursday.
March 13, 2008
Caption Contest: Enter Today!
Due: July 29, 2008
The Carnival Of Classiness.
Mar. 14, 2006
Quotational Therapy: Obama.
Apr. 4, 2008
Mainstream Melee: Wolfowitz.
May 19, 2007
Pundit Roundtable: Leaks.
July 9, 2006
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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 18.
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David Saethre works in the Euro Dollar Pit at the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, after the U.S. Federal Reserve raised a key U.S. interest rate a quarter-percentage point August 9, 2005. The U.S. central bank's policy-setting Federal Open Market Committee unanimously voted to lift the benchmark federal funds rate, which can sway borrowing costs throughout the economy, to a four-year high of 3.5 percent. REUTERS/John Gress
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Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, August 16. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.
Winners from last week:
"Seriously John, you need to try this. The email was right. I've gained 2 inchs in lenght and 1 inch in girth."
No no I'll pay!... No I insist!... Okay!
"Keep practicing your version of "She Bangs," John. You've got that William Hung beat hands down."
Posted by Will Franklin · 10 August 2005 11:08 AM
Boo Yaa! I would like to thank all the little people. By that, I mean my kids who are driving me freaking crazy. And Zsa Zsa, who rocks.
Posted by: Rob B. at August 10, 2005 11:16 AM
" The Orange jackets, who never really liked the Yellow jackets, hated David the most. That is why Bill was so excited about the new "taser feature" on his blackberry."
Posted by: Rob B. at August 10, 2005 11:20 AM
David refused to stop trying even after flipping the 18th consecutive M&M into is left eye.
Posted by: Hoodlumman at August 10, 2005 12:29 PM
David found it therapeutic to taunt the supervisors on the second level.
Posted by: Hoodlumman at August 10, 2005 12:30 PM
"That's it, now. Come at me with that banana." (You've got to know your Python.)
(singin)"The halls are alive, with the Smell of Money."
Posted by: Giacomo at August 10, 2005 12:58 PM
"Giving the bird is less effective when all my fingers are fused together..."
Posted by: Randomscrub at August 10, 2005 02:17 PM
Still jealous of his London counterparts and their tussle with Greenpeace activists back in February, Saethre repeatedly taunted the visiting grade-schoolers with shouts of "Sod Off, Swampy!"
Posted by: KipEsquire at August 10, 2005 02:35 PM
This guy is choking on a peice of popcorn that he caught after trying to do this for quite some time!...
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at August 10, 2005 03:11 PM
"I got your inflation right here, Greenspan!!!"
Posted by: Hoodlumman at August 10, 2005 05:20 PM
OK, I balanced the ball on my nose, now through me the fish!
Posted by: Stephen M. St. Onge at August 10, 2005 05:26 PM
Young males always act strangely upon seeing a boob. The subject in question is seeing John Kerry for the first time.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at August 10, 2005 06:28 PM
He is talking with his hand...! And... having quite a conversation!
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at August 11, 2005 05:41 AM
Posted by: I. Ronnie at August 11, 2005 07:52 AM
This guy is doing his air sword swallowing!...
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at August 11, 2005 09:30 AM
DRUDGEBREAKING: Stanley realizes he has stumbled onto eBay gold, as he snaps a picture of Irving's bald spot, which resembles the secret John Roberts / Helen Thomas love tryst. When later questioned about the find, Stanley said, "Now I won't need to sell that piece of toast with the image of Terrell Owens telling Andy Reid to shutup."
Posted by: Rodney Dill at August 12, 2005 06:55 AM
Rodney Dill you are such a brat!...I love that about you!
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at August 12, 2005 09:08 AM
"Oh my God! Frankie, Terry, get down here! NYSE: RL is having a 20% Summer Sale, and the merchant is soooo cute in that soft yellow cotton jacket!"
Posted by: Tom at August 12, 2005 11:17 AM
The picture of Irving's bald spot quickly rose to the top of "Most Viewed" at Yahoo. For not only had Irving sold the spot to Golden Palace, but his friends had punk'd him and made sure the tattoo read, www.GoldenPhallus.com
Posted by: Rodney Dill at August 13, 2005 09:52 AM
Thanks, Zsa Zsa.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at August 13, 2005 09:53 AM
Enraged after not being selected for the lead role in Gigli II, Jude Law challenges Ben Affleck to a fight to the death.
Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at August 13, 2005 01:10 PM
Here kitty, kitty, kitty...!
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at August 15, 2005 08:25 PM