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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 19.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


The actual caption:

A van sits in the front window of 'Say Dez School of Safe Driving' after an accident in Hamilton, Ontario, Friday, Aug. 12, 2005. The elderly couple driving the van was shaken up after the accident. (AP PHOTO/CP, Hamilton Spectator-Sheryl Nadler)

There must be a better caption out there for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, August 23. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:


Winners from last week:


Buckley F. Williams:

Enraged after not being selected for the lead role in Gigli II, Jude Law challenges Ben Affleck to a fight to the death.


Rob B.:

" The Orange jackets, who never really liked the Yellow jackets, hated David the most. That is why Bill was so excited about the new "taser feature" on his blackberry."



"That's it, now. Come at me with that banana." (You've got to know your Python.)

Captioning is guaranteed to improve your ninja skills. Enter today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 17 August 2005 11:24 AM


Dez regretted the wording of his "Drive In Special" sales ad.

Posted by: Jim at August 17, 2005 11:47 AM


Posted by: Hoodlumman at August 17, 2005 01:37 PM

"As fate would have it, Mr. Joel, you have come to the right place."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at August 17, 2005 02:15 PM

"While the DVD entertainment unit was originally considered a good idea, the home DVD editing suite proved to be too much of a distraction in Paris Hilton's new mini-van adventure."

BTW, Buckley, that was pure genius.

Posted by: Rob B. at August 17, 2005 03:19 PM

Chrysler issued a recall to their line of minivans after incorrectly spelling their "break pedal."

Posted by: Hoodlumman at August 17, 2005 03:21 PM

"The elderly couple driving the van was shaken up after the accident. Dez was &#$@*!* pissed."

Posted by: Tom at August 17, 2005 06:06 PM

While it has been purported that captioning improves your Ninja skills, there is not corollary that captioning via wireless while driving improves your road skills.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at August 18, 2005 08:43 AM

entry for part 19-

The Say Dez School of Safe Driving proudly announces the opening of their new drive thru window.

Posted by: Ben Evans at August 18, 2005 01:09 PM

Thanks for the nod Will.

Thanks Rob.

Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at August 18, 2005 01:10 PM

An excited Dez could hardly contain himself as he parked his minivan and prepared for his first day as a new business owner!

Posted by: Mr. Right at August 19, 2005 12:04 PM

Say, Dez a car in our office!

Posted by: John at August 19, 2005 02:30 PM

Extreme Makeover: Blistered Senior Senator From Massachussetts Edition

Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at August 20, 2005 02:55 PM

Cruis control doesn't mean "Sleep Diving"...!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at August 21, 2005 09:19 AM

Mr.Magoo never saw what it coming!

Cruise Control "Sleep Driving"!!! ^^^^^^^^^^Sorry I just woke up!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at August 21, 2005 02:28 PM

Sorry!... I must be sleep blogging!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at August 21, 2005 02:30 PM

Some people just can't take "CLOSED" for an answer...

Lee Iacocca says: "If you can find a better minivan to drive through a storefront -- BUY IT!"

Ever a student of irony, Dez lamented that it was a Dodge Caravan -- the passenger version -- that slammed into the store, and not the cargo version -- the Dodge Ram Van.


Posted by: Jay Tea at August 21, 2005 06:29 PM

"As they crashed through the window of his store front, Dez decided that he was canceling his new Hamas discount. Those guys just couldn't keep it on the road."

Posted by: Rob B. at August 21, 2005 10:01 PM