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Caption Contest: Enter Today!
Due: July 29, 2008
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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 20.
The actual caption:
Belgian sister Johanne Vertomme (L) 29, from Loppem, Belgium is seen dancing with Mark (no surname given), a missionary, during the Catholic World Youth Day, in Cologne Germany, August 20, 2005. The Belgian nun's acrobatic and indecorous dancing with the missionary during the Catholic World Youth Day in Germany over the weekend earned her a reprimand from her mother superior, a Belgian paper said August 22, 2005. 'I wouldn't do this at home but at such occasions I get carried away by the enthusiasm of the group,' the 29-year-old told the paper later. 'My mother superior raised the issue today: she thinks I should watch out a bit and bear in mind that I represent our community,' Vertommen said. Pope Benedict attended the celebration at the Marienfeld, outside Cologne, in the presence of some 700,000 people. Picture taken August 20, 2005. QUALITY FROM SOURCE BELGIUM OUT EDITORIAL USE ONLY NO THIRD PARTY SALES (Stringer/Reuters)
There must be a better caption out there for this photograph.
Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, August 30. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.
Winners from last week:
The Say Dez School of Safe Driving proudly announces the opening of their new drive thru window.
"As fate would have it, Mr. Joel, you have come to the right place."
From the producers who brought you TLC's "What Not to Wear" comes the new hit "How Not to Drive" Thursdays at 9
Honorable Mention #1-
Dez regretted the wording of his "Drive In Special" sales ad.
Honorable Mention #2-
"While he admitted responsibility for the accident which occurred at approximately 1:30am on Wednesday, Ted Kennedy didn't report it to authorities until 10:30 the following morning."
Captioning is a fashionable and worthy endeavor, and it will make you attractive to members of the opposite (or same, if that's your thing) sex. Enter today!
Posted by Will Franklin · 24 August 2005 10:05 AM
Belgian sister Johanne Vertomme proves that virgins are, indeed, very uptight.
Posted by: Jim Rose at August 24, 2005 10:23 AM
After learning that Peter Jackson was unavailable, the studio turned to his less well-known brother Skippy Jackson to direct the remake of "The Flying Nun."
Posted by: KipEsquire at August 24, 2005 10:59 AM
Months of training had paid off as Mark led the field going into round two at the regional Nun Tossing Finals.
Posted by: Hoodlumman at August 24, 2005 11:10 AM
AP BREAKING: "Trying to one up the traditional Texas sport of Dwarf tossing. New Yorker sports fans can now delve into the dark sport of Nun Tossing.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at August 24, 2005 11:20 AM
Also thanks, this way I don't have to wonder if you knew which Mr. Joel I was referring to.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at August 24, 2005 11:21 AM
The Sister Johanne Vertomme balloon was almost gone with the wind until Peter caught her and almost got carried away himself by the crosswinds!...Wwwwwhew!
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at August 24, 2005 11:39 AM
St. Peter rescues Sister Johanne Vertomme!
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at August 24, 2005 11:53 AM
Sister Johanne Vertomme never dreamed her flight to Heaven would be like this!...
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at August 24, 2005 11:59 AM
Disaster occurred when during the second chorus of Coming 'round The Mountain, Edmond failed to clear the last peak.
(with apologies to the farside)
Posted by: Rodney Dill at August 24, 2005 12:51 PM
A worker installs the controversial statue of a screaming, casually-dressed nun at the E.U.'s Summer Fine Arts Festival.
Posted by: Ironman at August 24, 2005 02:25 PM
Is that Robert Reich under that nun?...Yikes!
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at August 24, 2005 07:30 PM
And now for your viewing pleasure we present Jack and Rigor, The Dancing Mortis's!
Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at August 24, 2005 08:59 PM
Belgian sister Johanne Vertomme practices the ski jump in preparation for the 2006 Winter Olympics in Turin.
Posted by: Brandon at August 24, 2005 10:20 PM
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at August 25, 2005 04:50 PM
I could have danced all night... I could have danced all night!...And still have begged for more. . . My Fair Lady comes to mind! Although the Sister Johanne is no Audrey Hepburn!...
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at August 26, 2005 06:06 AM
Sister Johanne Vertomme and Peter make it a habit to go dancing when ever possible!...
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at August 26, 2005 05:48 PM
A stage crew member for the acclaimed live performance of "Inflatable Nuns" works to inflate one of fifty display Nuns before the main performance begins. Shows run through Saturday. (Stringer/Reuters)
Posted by: Mr. Michael at August 28, 2005 03:38 PM