While Rodney Dill marvels at the wonder of indoor plumbing, he contemplates on his next caption for Willisms

Eric had regrets on using his last wish to fill his house shin-deep with Hershey's chocolate syrup.

Eric patted himself on the back for getting Teflon-Guard[TM] stain protectant when he bought his new couch.

...and I am please to thank you very much, Will.

Wife: "Bill, when are you going to fix that leak?"
Bill" "As soon as the game's over, honey."

Ah!...the cesspool of life!...

The New Dolby 7.2 surround might have been bit expensive but the theatre experience was SO lifelike.

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Bill Cosby was really bummed when he found out that Kayne West and Jessie Jackson weren't coming to his "Riding out Katrina" party because of a mistake in race... i mean, identity.

I wondered what Rob B. would think about this guy?

I kind of think this guy is too tired and too hung over to think about it right now! He'll think about it tomorrow... If he feels better?... We hope!

He is swamped!...

It must be some kind of a laid back Louisiana kind of thing that makes him think it is OK to just sit there?

I suppose he didn't want to leave his pet alligator!

"Jees, I wonder if Sean Penn will come and bail me out?"

Is that the definition of "Coon Ass"?

"Knee deep in fetid water and with friends and relatives long since evacuated, Eric Leese of Metarie, La. relaxes, giving the word 'slacker' new meaning."

Is it just me? Or does anyone else find it disturbing that this guy seems to be so compfortable? ...

Edmund was only left to wonder as he sat in his living room, "What if Sean Penn had had enough room in his boat for me?"

Eric Leese, of Metairie, LA , marvels at the realism of his home theater setup.

My buddies pulled the ol' finger in the warm water trick on my last night after I passed out. I woke up to this!

Man, how much DID I drink last night?

DOH...Stupid Hurricane!

After Dallas was canceled Patrick Duffy really let himself go, longing for the days before Larry Hagman overshadowed him on TV, the glory years of Man From Atlantis.

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Since I'm just now reading the real caption, let me revise my original caption...

Wife: "Bill, when are you going to fix that leak?"
Eric: "I told you, as soon as the game's over, honey."

Man, I'm retarded...needed to change the name in the wife's line. Okay, here's the corrected caption:

Wife: "Eric, when are you going to fix that leak?"
Eric: "I told you, as soon as the game's over, honey."

Hmmmm..."Man, I'm retarded" could be a good caption for the photo, too.

"Maybe I should have gone a little easier on the Pine-Sol."

You might be a redneck if you've ever sat shirtless with the footrest out on your recliner while your living room is shin-deep full of water.

Observer: "The only thing missing is a beer and a remote."

Man: "Well, the remote don't work so well anymore on account of the flood messing up my TV. But check out the floor. Yesiree - that's beer. I live next to the Budweiser plant and when it got flooded, beer poured straight into my living room. Sure it's a little watery, but with Bud, who can taste the difference?"

Showing a flash of the poor luck that brought his late father years of heartache and misfortune, Bob Denver Jr. finds himself stranded on his couch after awaking from a 3-hour nap.