Reminiscent of the old Brooke Shields ads for Calvin Klein, Nokia unveiled its new "I feel naked without my cell phone" ad blitz.

I just couldn't find a thing to wear!...

"I feel a distant disturbance in the force, as though someone were setting a "super-duper" legal precedence."

Thanks for the honorable mention, Will!

For this picture:

"I can't shake the feeling that I forgot something."

Steve Nash wasn't sure this "Naturalist back to nature hike" was exactly what expected, but Mark Cuban had claimed that it worked wonders for him.

Thanks Will!

Stephen Gough looks to the skies, always desperate to keep tabs on the weather. He always faced ridicule from people he passed on the road, but a cold front passing inevitably brought jokes about his "little hitchhiker", those were the cruelest of all.

Looking into the horizon for signs of the New York skyline 3147 miles away Stephen Gough AKA "the naked rambler" was just barely able to catch a glimpse of the remaining scattered remnants of what had once been his dignity dancing in the twilight and yearning for the time before he made the decision to spend the rest of his days with his weiner hanging out.

DAMMIT. Rob stole my Nash idea... now what?

I was thinking Steve Nash, too. We could have an all-Nash finals if they are good enough.

Steve Nash found the weather to be much hotter in Phoenix than in Dallas and also noticed Arizona had crummy directions.

After a painful day of hiking, Stephen had decided that on his next outing, he'd go ahead and get that chest waxing.

Yikes!...Watch out for the jumping cactus!

Caption: A preview photo from Michael Moore's 2005 remake of the 1942 movie "Tarzan's New York Adventure." In this scene, star Stephen Gough as Tarzan has hiked from Africa to England and is thinking about duplicating original Tarzan star Johnny Weissmuller's trans-Atlantic swimming feat.

"Hmmmmm. . . I could always blame Bush."

"I'm not naked! I'm wearing my Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker."

"...and thank You for a place to wear my cell phone that doesn't cause me pain. Amen."

"Only 3147 miles to go, and I'll be HOME!"

"HOLY CROP!"

Realizing, at last, that he had mistakenly transposed his wife's promise to "take him on a hike for his birthday" for encouragement to "take a hike in your birthday suit," British subject Stephen Gough finally resolved to seek treatment for his ever-worsening aural dislexia.

I missed last week's contest, but thought I'd give it a try anyway:

Jerry, now with plenty of time to think about his life, resolved to re-order his pririorities: Yes, "evaucate home before apocolypic flood strikes" should have been higher on the to-do list than "reach highest level on Halo!"

John Roberts was stunned when a group of environmentalists captured him, took away his Italian pinstriped suit, his silk tie, his starched shirt, his briefcase, his silk socks and his polished Brooks Brothers shoes and forced him to undergo brainwashing.

A month later Roberts was released, without clothes but with long hair. He left his careeer, burned all his $2,000 suits and wingtips in a public bonfire along with law degree and his membership in the GOP and sold his home, stocks and Porsche. He now has a new identity: Barefoot John, Tree Hugger. There is nothing left of the well-dressed, clean-cut lawyer, as we see here from this compelling photo.

First: Hiker Stephen Gough, "I knew I should have taken a left at Albuquerque."

Second: Ricky Williams to his therapist (while toking), "I knew I had to quit professional football after I dreamed of Stephen Nash hiking naked through Europe."

Third: Lost hiker Stephen Gough, "I can't believe I fell for the old, 'a Viagra erection always points North' routine."

Fourth: So-called 'naked rambler' Stephen Gough, seen here in June 2005, was arrested 01 September and was jailed for two weeks for his antics by an Edinburgh court. Stephen comments, "Two bloody months. Two. That's how long it took them [the police] to notice me. Walking naked from London to Wales. And you think planting a bomb on a bus is hard?"

In support of "End the War Now; Stephen Gough (seen striking a pose for photographers) held a 2 minute press conference with reporters Tuesday, discussing the place he will take next to Sheenan, in issues of similar world-wide importance.

When Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld was asked by conspiracy theorists about possible connections between classified military weather control equipment and the now apparently continuously onslaught of hurricanes on the Gulf Coast, he covered his eyes and muttered in a thick German accent, "I know noth... ing! ... Noth... ing!" Not shown, President George W. Bush was reportedly holding his hands over his ears shouting, "I can't hear you! I can't hear you! Nya Nya Nya Nya!" Deputy Defense secretary Paul Wolfowitz was reportedly holding his hands over his mouth, unable to speak, but with eyes darting nervously about the room.