I'm honore'd and humbled. Finally...

Displaying the racism that has come to characterize the Federal Government's response to Hurricane Katrina, President George W. Bush pulls the leader of a Louisiana rescue team out of line to "Get rid of this black guy standing behind me."

Thanks for showing up to make some homes. I hear that Jimmy Carter's still off building 10,000 coffins.

(Nice caption Laurence. It sure has your trademark "bite" to it.)

Caption:
"Sorry Fella's I'm all out. I gave the last of my beads to Helen Thomas."

"Is that a PONY?!?"

And you, ma'am... You take the left flank. We'll de-beach Kennedy if it takes all of us all day.

I think Gus won!

Two hand shakes in one!...

Bush assured rescue workers that they wouldn't have to wait too long before he would use his "Rovian hurricane machine" to flood New Yorkers into a large enough red state to disperse their voting power.

"US President George W. Bush shakes hands with members of a search and recue unit in Lake Charles, Louisiana. US President George W. Bush this month toured areas hit by Hurricanes Katrina and Rita in a vain quest for Louisianna leadership(OBS/File/Jim Whatsgoingon)"

Speaking with animal rescue workers, President Bush inquires, "How much is that little doggie in the window?"

Let's see, Men In Black, a black man, a man, and what are you again? A "wo-man???"

"You be careful young lady, Bill Clinton will be turning up here sooner or later."

"You sure resemble my good buddy Zaphod Beeblebrox; are you SURE you're not related? He still owes me that Orange Sash..."

"You two are both my witnesses: This is an honest-to-God black person standing right next to me."

Also, there's still time to enter my caption contest. Results go up Friday.

"Okay, listen up. Very quietly get the firehoses and the dogs and let's see if we can have some fun with the black guy behind me. I wouldn't want to disappoint Charlie Rangel."

I'm going to modify my previous caption, although I still like the doggie in the window one better:

"... Men In Black, a black man, a white man, a woman, and you got that arm injury from the black man, didn't you? I can see how proud of himself he is. It's a good thing you have two right arms."

Just a minute, they'e detaining a couple of Jemimas for me to hug and mug with for the camera again. I'll be right back.

This is my button pushing finger.

You watch your ass or you're on the next boat to Iraq!

Wouldn't YOU like to be a pepper too?

Party at my house. Be there and bring another cute friend.

Remember guys, next month...same place, different hurricane.

"Are ya sure that its really pronounced, NUCLEAR!"

If you see Sean Penn, remember: one clean shot below the water line ought to do it.

"I see ya'll rescued one, good idea, wish it'd been mine."

"Would YOU like to be the new head of FEMA? How 'bout you? You? You, then?"

One of ya'll get me a do-rag and a mop, and I'll show this punk Nagin how to clean up a mess.

George W. is overheard by the same photographer that likes and news outfit that likes dig for dirt with really sneaky pictures telling rescue operators, "I'm not really a people person, I'm not really a Christian.

"I just want to manipulate everything and everyone because of my materialist philosophy. No, we materialists never project our own neurotic notions unto others. ::wink wink:::"

OK, so maybe he didn't actually use the words and symbols "::wink wink::" but we needed to enhance this caption to inform the public of what they can't figure out for themselves.