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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 25.
The actual caption:
US President George W. Bush shakes hands with members of a search and recue unit in Lake Charles, Louisiana. US President George W. Bush this month toured areas hit by Hurricanes Katrina and Rita in a vain quest for a 'bullhorn moment' that would recall his leadership after the September 11 strikes(AFP/File/Jim Watson)
There must be a better caption out there for this photograph, particularly considering how seethingly biased it is. Geez.
Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, October 11 (a two week time frame this go around). Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.
Winners from last week:
John (appreciate the Seinfeld reference):
Defending Gen Honore's recent comments about the press being "Stuck on stupid," Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld wearily rubs his eyes as NBC's David Gregory shreiks, "Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of YOU!"
After catching a glimpse of Helen Thomas in an appallingly short skirt, Donald Rumsfeld contemplates gouging his eyes out.
I have seen London. I have seen France. I really didn't need to see Helen in her underpants!
Donald Rumsfeld explains to the visiting Kyrgyz press corps, "Me Rumsfeld. Me play joke. Me put pee pee in your coke."
Captioning is so awesome it hurts.
Enter today! Or tomorrow, whatever. You have two weeks this time around.
Posted by Will Franklin · 28 September 2005 08:45 AM
I'm honore'd and humbled. Finally...
Posted by: John at September 28, 2005 09:11 AM
Displaying the racism that has come to characterize the Federal Government's response to Hurricane Katrina, President George W. Bush pulls the leader of a Louisiana rescue team out of line to "Get rid of this black guy standing behind me."
Posted by: John at September 28, 2005 09:18 AM
Thanks for showing up to make some homes. I hear that Jimmy Carter's still off building 10,000 coffins.
Posted by: Laurence Simon at September 28, 2005 09:43 AM
(Nice caption Laurence. It sure has your trademark "bite" to it.)
Posted by: Rodney Dill at September 28, 2005 11:10 AM
"Is that a PONY?!?"
Posted by: Hoodlumman at September 28, 2005 11:40 AM
And you, ma'am... You take the left flank. We'll de-beach Kennedy if it takes all of us all day.
Posted by: Hoodlumman at September 28, 2005 11:42 AM
I think Gus won!
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at September 28, 2005 11:46 AM
Two hand shakes in one!...
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at September 28, 2005 12:23 PM
Bush assured rescue workers that they wouldn't have to wait too long before he would use his "Rovian hurricane machine" to flood New Yorkers into a large enough red state to disperse their voting power.
Posted by: Rob B. at September 28, 2005 02:12 PM
"US President George W. Bush shakes hands with members of a search and recue unit in Lake Charles, Louisiana. US President George W. Bush this month toured areas hit by Hurricanes Katrina and Rita in a vain quest for Louisianna leadership(OBS/File/Jim Whatsgoingon)"
Posted by: I. Ronnie at September 28, 2005 02:19 PM
Speaking with animal rescue workers, President Bush inquires, "How much is that little doggie in the window?"
Posted by: the paperboy at September 28, 2005 04:39 PM
Let's see, Men In Black, a black man, a man, and what are you again? A "wo-man???"
Posted by: the paperboy at September 28, 2005 07:13 PM
"You be careful young lady, Bill Clinton will be turning up here sooner or later."
Posted by: bullwinkle at September 28, 2005 07:33 PM
"You sure resemble my good buddy Zaphod Beeblebrox; are you SURE you're not related? He still owes me that Orange Sash..."
Posted by: Mr Michael at September 28, 2005 10:03 PM
"You two are both my witnesses: This is an honest-to-God black person standing right next to me."
Also, there's still time to enter my caption contest. Results go up Friday.
Posted by: Gaijin Biker at September 29, 2005 12:05 AM
"Okay, listen up. Very quietly get the firehoses and the dogs and let's see if we can have some fun with the black guy behind me. I wouldn't want to disappoint Charlie Rangel."
Posted by: Giacomo at September 29, 2005 03:55 PM
I'm going to modify my previous caption, although I still like the doggie in the window one better:
"... Men In Black, a black man, a white man, a woman, and you got that arm injury from the black man, didn't you? I can see how proud of himself he is. It's a good thing you have two right arms."
Posted by: the paperboy at September 30, 2005 11:00 AM
Just a minute, they'e detaining a couple of Jemimas for me to hug and mug with for the camera again. I'll be right back.
Posted by: unrealious at September 30, 2005 09:34 PM
This is my button pushing finger.
Posted by: unrealious at September 30, 2005 10:03 PM
You watch your ass or you're on the next boat to Iraq!
Posted by: unrealious at September 30, 2005 10:39 PM
Wouldn't YOU like to be a pepper too?
Posted by: unrealious at September 30, 2005 10:53 PM
Party at my house. Be there and bring another cute friend.
Posted by: unrealious at September 30, 2005 10:54 PM
Remember guys, next month...same place, different hurricane.
Posted by: Windhamite at October 1, 2005 12:35 AM
"Are ya sure that its really pronounced, NUCLEAR!"
Posted by: Rodney Dill at October 1, 2005 06:23 PM
If you see Sean Penn, remember: one clean shot below the water line ought to do it.
Posted by: D. Carter at October 1, 2005 06:56 PM
"I see ya'll rescued one, good idea, wish it'd been mine."
Posted by: spacemonkey at October 1, 2005 10:02 PM
"Would YOU like to be the new head of FEMA? How 'bout you? You? You, then?"
Posted by: Adjustah at October 2, 2005 07:29 AM
One of ya'll get me a do-rag and a mop, and I'll show this punk Nagin how to clean up a mess.
Posted by: D. Carter at October 2, 2005 12:28 PM
George W. is overheard by the same photographer that likes and news outfit that likes dig for dirt with really sneaky pictures telling rescue operators, "I'm not really a people person, I'm not really a Christian.
"I just want to manipulate everything and everyone because of my materialist philosophy. No, we materialists never project our own neurotic notions unto others. ::wink wink:::"
OK, so maybe he didn't actually use the words and symbols "::wink wink::" but we needed to enhance this caption to inform the public of what they can't figure out for themselves.
Posted by: Sirc_Valence at October 11, 2005 12:14 PM