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CPA spots available in New York.

Engineering positions available in Dallas.

Architecture openings available in California.

Video production and media coverage positions in Palestinian territories?

The London-based Asharq al-Awsat said on its Web site this week that al Qaeda had "vacant positions" for video production and editing statements, footage and international media coverage about militants in Iraq, the Palestinian territories, Chechnya and other conflict zones where militants are active.

Now that's being resourceful.

Think of the perks: Global travel, rustic boarding, virgins and mad cash, right?

Asharq al-Awsat said the advert did not specify salary amounts, but added: "Every Muslim knows his life is not his, since it belongs to this violated Islamic nation whose blood is being spilled. Nothing should take precedence over this."

Hmm... no salary figures. Well, I'm supsicious.

"Hey, Mossad, I just got accepted by al-Qaeda for a spot in Chechnya!"

"Bitchin'. What's it pay?"

"Well, I'm not real sure. But they needed someone who could type 10 words a minute, was handy with a digital camera and hack-saw, and 'liked being an underdog..'"

"What does that mean, Malik?"

And here's Reuters for you - keeping in mind that they don't call these guys terrorists:

Islamist insurgents fighting U.S. forces and the U.S.-backed government in Iraq have often posted slick montages of their military activities, including beheadings of hostages, on the Internet.

How "slick..."

The headline of the article is "Need Work? Consider Al Qaeda..."

If anyone knows, it's Reuters. They've been willing employees for years now.

Hoodlumman thinks Reuters is a collective group of assholes at File it Under, too.

Posted by Hoodlumman · 10 October 2005 07:55 AM

Comments

Well said Hood.

Posted by: WunderKraut at October 10, 2005 10:07 AM

Also, I was checking Will's site meter and it appears that we have not destroyed his traffic...yet....give us another week Will, then you will see results!!

Posted by: WunderKraut at October 10, 2005 10:09 AM

Yeah, we had a small planning glitch as you and I were both out of town this weekend - as is Will, obviously.

That only left Ken. And if he's anything like me on a normal weekend... Well, I don't do much weekend blogging.

But the material that we released towards the end of last week was soooo classy, it definitely had longevity built in.

Or something...

Posted by: Hoodlumman at October 10, 2005 10:13 AM

That was excellent Hood. I honestly think the U.S. government should ban Reuters from any coverage of government or military events based on their pro-al Qaeda stance.

Ollie North had some choice words about Reuters during his talk last night. Basically he stopped short of calling them traitors.

Posted by: Cullen at October 10, 2005 10:30 AM

I can't stand them, Cullen. I usually only blog them when they are accidentally praising or complimenting the enemy as they are there.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at October 10, 2005 10:37 AM

Oh, I caught your tone. I agree.

Posted by: Cullen at October 10, 2005 11:35 AM