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Quotational Therapy: Part Four-Eight Niner Roger, Roger -- Captain Clarence Oveur, Pilot

Clarence Oveur, Damn Fine Pilot-

Will usually has awesome staples that he posts regularly (Quotational Therapy, Carnival of Classy, Caption Wednesday, Reform Thursday, Trivia Tidbits) here at Willisms. I've decided to fill that temporary void with Quotational therapy from the great Capt. Clarence Oveur.

Captain Clarence Oveur


Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

I know I do.

You ever seen a grown man naked?

If you say no, you must be lying.

Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

Who hasn't?


Previous Quotational Therapy Session:

Barry Goldwater.

The right quote can be therapeutic like gladiator movies, so tune in to WILLisms.com for quotational therapy every Monday and Friday whenever guest-bloggers hijack the series.

Hoodlumman never sees grown men naked at File it Under. That's a good thing...

Posted by Hoodlumman · 4 October 2005 09:35 AM


We have clearance, Clarence.

Posted by: Cullen at October 4, 2005 09:07 AM

Uh oh!... For all those who don't know Hoodlumman at File It Under. It is a necessary part of my day! Not that all the other guys over at File It Under aren't!...But... Hoodlumman always makes me feel special!...So does Rob! These guys even dedicated a Zsa Zsa Day to me! AND I have my very own easter egg over there! WILLisms.com hasn't done that for me yet! Somehow WILLisms.com can get away with that! I hope Will and his lovely bride are having a great vacation! I am looking forward to the OU Texas football game this weekend! ...OH! and for those of you who don't know who I am? I am Willisms super fan!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at October 4, 2005 10:03 AM

OH! and for those of you who don't know who I am? I am Willisms super fan!

Funny. I don't picture you looking like De Niro.

Posted by: Cullen at October 4, 2005 10:19 AM

Good one Cullen.

Posted by: WunderKraut at October 4, 2005 10:32 AM

Careful, Zsa Zsa does sell knives.

Posted by: Rob B. at October 4, 2005 10:38 AM

Is Cullen Wunderkrauts super fan?

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at October 4, 2005 10:45 AM

I'm a fan and a neighbor.

Posted by: Cullen at October 4, 2005 11:00 AM

Cullen, What do you mean about De Niro?

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at October 4, 2005 11:09 AM

Which makes hime a fan AND a stalker!

Posted by: WunderKraut at October 4, 2005 11:11 AM


Posted by: Zsa Zsa at October 4, 2005 11:15 AM

YooHoo Cullen! What was the De Niro remark about?

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at October 4, 2005 11:32 AM

It was a reference to the movie The Fan.

Posted by: Cullen at October 4, 2005 12:09 PM

Thank you! Now I get it!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at October 4, 2005 12:31 PM