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Iran's Sham Election In Houston.
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Yes, Kanye, Bush Does Care.
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Health Care vs. Wealth Care.
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Americans Voting With Their Feet.
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Idea Majorities Matter.
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Twilight Zone Economics.
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The "Shrinking" Middle Class.
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From Ashes, GOP Opportunities.
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Battle Between Entitlements & Pork.
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Let Economic Freedom Reign.
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Biggest Health Care Moment In Decades.
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Unions Antithetical to Liberty.
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Right To Work States Rock.
June 9, 2008 12:25 PM
Social Security Reform Thursday.
March 13, 2008
Caption Contest: Enter Today!
Due: July 29, 2008
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Mar. 14, 2006
Quotational Therapy: Obama.
Apr. 4, 2008
Mainstream Melee: Wolfowitz.
May 19, 2007
Pundit Roundtable: Leaks.
July 9, 2006
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July 14, 2006
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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 28.
The actual caption:
Sumo wrestlers, dressed in their traditional Mawashia, cross Seventh Avenue in New York, on their way to a 'weigh-in', October 20, 2005. They are participating in the 'World S.U.M.O. Challenge - Battle of the Giants' at New York's Madison Square Garden on October 22, 2005. (Seth Wenig REUTERS/Reuters)
Surely there's a better caption for this photograph.
Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, November 1. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.
Winners from last week:
With Michael Jackson in hiding somewhere in Bahrain, Paul Wolfowitz is forced to perform Thriller in front of the restless Neverland crowd.
Considering the success the US had with Jerry Lewis and the French, no one was suprised that Paul Michael Glaser, or "Starsky", would be such a big hit in the Chinese chalk drawing circles.
In an effort to emulate actor/singer David Hasslehof's wild popularity in Europe, aging rocker Davey Jones takes his new Chinese daily variety show "Super-Terrific Monkee Hour" on the road.
Posted by Will Franklin · 26 October 2005 01:33 AM
Presenting the cover art for the upcoming album, "Flabbey Road"!
Posted by: Mr. Right at October 26, 2005 03:19 AM
Due to his being barefoot and out of step with the others, this photo soon began a series of "Sakamoto is dead" rumors.
Posted by: Mr. Right at October 26, 2005 03:19 AM
New David Letterman segment: Now many Sumo wrestlers can you get into a Starbucks
Posted by: Rodney Dill at October 26, 2005 04:49 AM
Fred was suddenly embarrassed and became afraid he would stick out in the crowd, when he realized he'd forgotten his sandals.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at October 26, 2005 04:51 AM
Bob suddenly realized that he would have to go back home and change as he remembered the invitation for the party had read -- Black Mawashi Only
Posted by: Rodney Dill at October 26, 2005 04:55 AM
Seen above, Jay Tea's horrible vision of what might have happened had two Beatles not died, and instead had reunited for one last, desperate grasp for relevance.
(Damn, someone already beat me to the Beatles reference...)
Posted by: Jay Tea at October 26, 2005 05:24 AM
The Speedo try outs brought out an amazing array of individuals!...
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at October 26, 2005 05:55 AM
These guys have been working hard on their "Before" Jenny Craig shots!...
Good work guys!
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at October 26, 2005 06:05 AM
The Biggest Loser weigh-in Day!...Uh oh! The middle guy is trying to sneak in without his shoes on! Cheaters never prosper!
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at October 26, 2005 06:21 AM
Step on a crack...you break your mothers back??? Hmmmmm...
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at October 26, 2005 06:25 AM
Michael Moore look-alike contentests.
Posted by: I. Ronnie at October 26, 2005 07:34 AM
Crime has fallen dramatically as New York City's newest crime-fighting vigilante group began patrolling the streets.
Posted by: Ironman at October 26, 2005 08:33 AM
Ha, damn, that's a good parody, Phil!
Posted by: John at October 26, 2005 09:29 AM
Three suspected Islamic militants are released from Guantanamo Bay's "Camp X-Ray," an American run detention facility that Amnesty International has described as a "modern Gulag" where the food is "barely fit for human consumption."
Posted by: John at October 26, 2005 09:34 AM
No shoes, No shirt, No service, Equal No Saki... Hmmmm? I wonder what the bouncer looks like???
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at October 26, 2005 09:38 AM
As New York's newest addition to ciy services, the Sumo Road crew has been suspected of causing as many potholes as they repair.
Posted by: Rob B. at October 26, 2005 09:40 AM
Yoko Ono re-releases Abby Road.
Posted by: DANEgerus at October 26, 2005 10:06 AM
The three finalists in the Rosie O'Donnel Look-Alike contest head for the local Mickey D's during a break between the evening gown and swimsuit competitions.
Posted by: bullwinkle at October 26, 2005 11:13 AM
I guess phil is off the Whitehouse christmas card list then, huh?
Posted by: Rodney Dill at October 26, 2005 11:30 AM
phil: worst. caption. ever.
Posted by: Will Franklin at October 26, 2005 11:33 AM
After phil's Kacyznski-esque diatribe, the three decided to head over to phil's place to introduce him to the business end of a Sumo.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at October 26, 2005 11:53 AM
When the trio went to lunch they knew they would never be disappointed by any restaurant that had "Ham" in its name.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at October 26, 2005 01:09 PM
Phil is not to Plame here!...He has been protesting with Cindy Shehan! ... And Phil believes that the Michael Moore fiction movie was true! Bless his heart the next thing you know his brain washing will lead to soap bubbles bursting in his head and coming out his ears, nose, mouth and eyes!...
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at October 26, 2005 01:10 PM
The Japanese earthquake safety inspection team is often mistaken for a Ted Kennedy lookalike contest.
Doh! bullwinkle beat me to the lookalike contest punchline!
Posted by: the paperboy at October 26, 2005 02:57 PM
New York City's new mas transit inspection team at work.
BOOM BA-BA BOOM BA-BA BOOM BA-BA BOOM
Posted by: the paperboy at October 26, 2005 03:06 PM
Edwin grinned in frustration as he realized that he, once again, had worn a white mawashi after Labor Day.
Posted by: Hoodlumman at October 26, 2005 03:09 PM
The terrorists, fleeing the afore-mentioned mass transit inspection team on the streets below, holed up in an apartment and posted a lame bin Laden-esque attempt of an anti-American threat under the unassuming pseudonym of 'Phil'.
Posted by: the paperboy at October 26, 2005 03:32 PM
If the Beattles had gone the way of Elvis...
Posted by: JRez at October 26, 2005 06:24 PM
Although praised by critics, The Three Sumotori Tenors remake of the Tom Hanks classic "Big" just never caught on with the average movie-goer.
Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at October 26, 2005 07:39 PM
Having been lost and wandering in New York City for the last 27 years, Miss Balderson's (P.S. 212) 3rd Grade Class finally arrives at Madison Square Garden. Miss Balderson herself lead the pack of kiddies, whom she says "...have been just a bunch of little Angels. Look, the ropes rotted away just after their Star Jeans, all that's left is their harnesses... and they still stay in line crossing the street!"
Posted by: Mr. Michael at October 26, 2005 11:39 PM
Sumo loincloths: The only outfit guaranteed to stop New York subway-platform cops from searching you.
Posted by: Gaijin Biker at October 27, 2005 03:22 AM
Posted by: I. Ronnie at October 27, 2005 08:13 AM
The Red Hot Chili Peppers, now a little older and a little wider, recreate the album cover from Abbey Road EP.
Posted by: Jody at October 27, 2005 12:48 PM
Horrified that his secret longings had been made all too public, blogger Buckley F. Williams moved away from his monitor, curled up into the fetal position and started rocking back and forth ever so slightly.
Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at October 27, 2005 03:31 PM
The all you can eat buffet across the street... Never saw this coming!
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at October 27, 2005 04:16 PM
The WILLisms Moonbat Elimination Unit closes in on Phil.
Posted by: Mr. Right at October 28, 2005 04:02 AM
Scientists discover earthquake cause.
Posted by: spacemonkey at October 29, 2005 12:42 AM
Japanese monster movie producers finally jumped the shark when they cast sumo wrestlers in "Naked Albino Triplet Sons Of King Kong."
Posted by: the paperboy at October 29, 2005 12:19 PM
What Yoko might have done if John had stayed with the Beatles.
Posted by: Windhamite at October 29, 2005 11:02 PM
Ah geez, another one got run over.
Posted by: McCain at October 30, 2005 10:30 PM