Presenting the cover art for the upcoming album, "Flabbey Road"!

Due to his being barefoot and out of step with the others, this photo soon began a series of "Sakamoto is dead" rumors.

New David Letterman segment: Now many Sumo wrestlers can you get into a Starbucks

Fred was suddenly embarrassed and became afraid he would stick out in the crowd, when he realized he'd forgotten his sandals.

Bob suddenly realized that he would have to go back home and change as he remembered the invitation for the party had read -- Black Mawashi Only

Seen above, Jay Tea's horrible vision of what might have happened had two Beatles not died, and instead had reunited for one last, desperate grasp for relevance.

J.

(Damn, someone already beat me to the Beatles reference...)

The Speedo try outs brought out an amazing array of individuals!...

These guys have been working hard on their "Before" Jenny Craig shots!...

Good work guys!

The Biggest Loser weigh-in Day!...Uh oh! The middle guy is trying to sneak in without his shoes on! Cheaters never prosper!

Step on a crack...you break your mothers back??? Hmmmmm...

Michael Moore look-alike contentests.

Crime has fallen dramatically as New York City's newest crime-fighting vigilante group began patrolling the streets.

Ha, damn, that's a good parody, Phil!

Three suspected Islamic militants are released from Guantanamo Bay's "Camp X-Ray," an American run detention facility that Amnesty International has described as a "modern Gulag" where the food is "barely fit for human consumption."

No shoes, No shirt, No service, Equal No Saki... Hmmmm? I wonder what the bouncer looks like???

As New York's newest addition to ciy services, the Sumo Road crew has been suspected of causing as many potholes as they repair.

Yoko Ono re-releases Abby Road.

The three finalists in the Rosie O'Donnel Look-Alike contest head for the local Mickey D's during a break between the evening gown and swimsuit competitions.

I guess phil is off the Whitehouse christmas card list then, huh?

phil: worst. caption. ever.

After phil's Kacyznski-esque diatribe, the three decided to head over to phil's place to introduce him to the business end of a Sumo.

When the trio went to lunch they knew they would never be disappointed by any restaurant that had "Ham" in its name.

Phil is not to Plame here!...He has been protesting with Cindy Shehan! ... And Phil believes that the Michael Moore fiction movie was true! Bless his heart the next thing you know his brain washing will lead to soap bubbles bursting in his head and coming out his ears, nose, mouth and eyes!...

The Japanese earthquake safety inspection team is often mistaken for a Ted Kennedy lookalike contest.

Doh! bullwinkle beat me to the lookalike contest punchline!

New York City's new mas transit inspection team at work.

BOOM BA-BA BOOM BA-BA BOOM BA-BA BOOM
"No suicide bombers down this street either..."
BOOM BA-BA BOOM BA-BA BOOM BA-BA BOOM

Edwin grinned in frustration as he realized that he, once again, had worn a white mawashi after Labor Day.

The terrorists, fleeing the afore-mentioned mass transit inspection team on the streets below, holed up in an apartment and posted a lame bin Laden-esque attempt of an anti-American threat under the unassuming pseudonym of 'Phil'.

If the Beattles had gone the way of Elvis...

Although praised by critics, The Three Sumotori Tenors remake of the Tom Hanks classic "Big" just never caught on with the average movie-goer.

Having been lost and wandering in New York City for the last 27 years, Miss Balderson's (P.S. 212) 3rd Grade Class finally arrives at Madison Square Garden. Miss Balderson herself lead the pack of kiddies, whom she says "...have been just a bunch of little Angels. Look, the ropes rotted away just after their Star Jeans, all that's left is their harnesses... and they still stay in line crossing the street!"

Sumo loincloths: The only outfit guaranteed to stop New York subway-platform cops from searching you.

Atomic Wedgies

The Red Hot Chili Peppers, now a little older and a little wider, recreate the album cover from Abbey Road EP.

Horrified that his secret longings had been made all too public, blogger Buckley F. Williams moved away from his monitor, curled up into the fetal position and started rocking back and forth ever so slightly.

The all you can eat buffet across the street... Never saw this coming!

The WILLisms Moonbat Elimination Unit closes in on Phil.

Scientists discover earthquake cause.

Japanese monster movie producers finally jumped the shark when they cast sumo wrestlers in "Naked Albino Triplet Sons Of King Kong."

What Yoko might have done if John had stayed with the Beatles.

Ah geez, another one got run over.