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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 31.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

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The actual caption:

President Bush, center, joins other leaders at the Summit of the Americas, as they wait for the start of opening ceremonies in Mar del Plata, Argentina, in this Nov. 4, 2005 file photo. President Bush's slumping popularity at home may be taking a toll on his ability to exert influence overseas. As Bush prepares to depart Monday Nov. 14, 2005 on a trip to Asia, questions abound about the global consequences of a U.S. president hobbled by domestic setbacks. On the bottom row from left to right are: Bolivia's President Eduardo Rodriguez, U.S. and President George W. Bush and Costa Rica's President Abel Pacheco. Top row, from left to right, are: Dominican Republic's President Leonel Fernandez, Trinidad and Tobago Prime Minister Patrick Manning, and Uruguay's President Tabare Vazquez. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite/File)

Surely there's a better caption for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, November 22. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.


Last week's photo:

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Winners from last week:

1.

scott:

"In a sad reflection of just how shallow and self-referential the Democratic 'echo chamber' is, Al Franklin does his version of Margaret Cho's entire career... imitating her mother!"


2.

Rob B.:

GGRROOUUNNDDEEDD CCIIRRCCUUTT NNOOTT WWOORRKKIINNGG!!!!!!


3.

Cox:

Taken just moments before the incident, Al Franken is simultaneously punched in the back of the head and slapped in the face for laughing at his own terribly unfunny joke. Station employees describe this as a daily event.


Honorable Mention #1

bullwinkle:

"Ladies and gentleman, I'd like to announce that our paychecks won't bounce this week! That's six straight weeks, thanks to those kids in New York. Hooray!"


Honorable Mention #2

atomic vomit:

General Tojo reacts to fellow war crimes defendant Tokyo Rose's claim that she too was supporting the troops.


Honorable Mention #3

Mr. Michael:

Al Franken, center, enjoys a moment of levity with both members of his listening audience Live in Studio.


Captioning is swell.

Enter today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 16 November 2005 10:08 AM

Comments

I'll take George W. Bush for the block...

Posted by: KipEsquire at November 16, 2005 10:32 AM

"Hey, Tabare, you see that lump in his jacket?"
"Yes, Patrick, I do..."

Posted by: John at November 16, 2005 12:32 PM

Holy crap, Kip, that was funny!

Posted by: Cullen at November 16, 2005 01:23 PM

i thought the same thing, Kip. That's frightening for both of us.

"Bush checked his left and his right and wondered if he should have paid the extra $100 dollars to Hillary's U2 concert fund to stay out of the cheap seats."

Posted by: Rob B. at November 16, 2005 01:29 PM

The two teams in the world finals of the "See No Evil, Hear no Evil, Speak No Evil" olympics rehearse just before the bell.

BTW, I like Kip's better.

Posted by: PatrickMead at November 16, 2005 02:19 PM

George tried to play it off, but his lunch of barbeque with baked beans and cabbage wouldn't be denied.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at November 16, 2005 03:29 PM

Bush was slightly embarrassed when none of the other dignitaries would do 'the wave' with him.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at November 16, 2005 03:31 PM

Abel Pacheco: "Pardon me Mr. President, but I just set my pie down on that seat."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at November 16, 2005 04:37 PM

Damn! I think I'm the only one without a tie!

Posted by: DL at November 16, 2005 06:05 PM

Now that Chavez is talking, it's time to bust that pimple!

Posted by: DL at November 16, 2005 06:06 PM

Ouch, that Condi sure has a sweet uppercut!

Posted by: DL at November 16, 2005 06:08 PM

Geez, can you believe all these clowns forgot I speak perfect Spanish!

Posted by: DL at November 16, 2005 06:09 PM

Now how did Bill Clinton get to be the lead speaker down here?

Posted by: DL at November 16, 2005 06:10 PM

I think that guy on my left heard me pass gas!

Posted by: DL at November 16, 2005 06:12 PM

If I had grown a beard like Fidel they would listen to me,

Posted by: DL at November 16, 2005 06:14 PM

The CIA has informed me that one of these five guys is really Valerie Plame.

Posted by: DL at November 16, 2005 06:15 PM

Costa Rica's President Abel Pacheco looks around for Nipsey Russell as President Bush ponders Gene Rayburn's question, "Hillary Clinton is a 'blank.'"

Posted by: Jason Kallini at November 16, 2005 10:29 PM

Allah is a comedian, playing for an audience that's afraid to laugh.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at November 17, 2005 05:02 AM

DRUDGEBREAKING: Video footage was released today showing background reference material used by Maureen Dowd in creation of her work, Are Men Necessary?"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at November 17, 2005 05:04 AM

"Pssst, buddy, I'm thinking about whupping Kim Jong Il's butt, I know he's crazy, but I'm pretty sure I can take him, whaddaya think?"

Posted by: Conservative_D at November 17, 2005 11:10 AM

I know I said no cell phones during the movie, I was just wondering why President Ahmadinejad didn't show for my screening of "Muhammad Goes To Camp."

Posted by: the paperboy at November 17, 2005 11:31 AM

I didn't do it. He who smelt it, dealt it.

Posted by: the paperboy at November 17, 2005 11:46 AM

"I swear I'll bitch slap that Trini Lopez from Tobacco guy if he kicks the partition behind me again."

Posted by: FreakyBoy at November 17, 2005 02:07 PM

BUSH: Psst! Hey, Pacheco, what do you say I give Eduardo here a "Wet Willy"?

Posted by: Mr. Right at November 17, 2005 05:50 PM

"Wonder what my buddy Foxy is talkin to that Chavez guy about?"

Posted by: DaveD at November 19, 2005 10:46 AM

Just another six-pack of bore.

Posted by: McCain at November 19, 2005 10:49 AM

So this is what the Democrats ment by "presidential oversite committe"

Posted by: Quadko at November 19, 2005 03:48 PM

The new , more aggressive George W. Bush was on display at the recent Summit of the Americas.

This picture was snapped just moments before the American leader dispatched Costa Rican President Abel Pacheco with a reverse ridge hand strike to the throat for "looking at me funny."

Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at November 19, 2005 04:28 PM

BTW, after Kip's opener we're all playing for second.

Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at November 19, 2005 04:29 PM

"All right, contestant, you need only match George Bush, Fannie Flagg and Charles Nelson Reilly to proceed to the SuperMatch round!"

Posted by: V the K at November 20, 2005 11:18 AM

Mmmmm, Colonel, when you said 'finger lickin' good, you knew exactly what you were talking about.

Posted by: V the K at November 20, 2005 11:24 AM

Ha! Chavez'll never guess where that spitwad came from.

Posted by: V the K at November 20, 2005 11:25 AM

GWB didn't give a damn what the other jurors thought, The Juice was goin' down!.

Posted by: V the K at November 20, 2005 11:26 AM

President Bush gives the sign to Condi to throw a high hard one at Hugo's head.

Posted by: D. Carter at November 20, 2005 12:44 PM

Marty, I'll take Bush to block on the U.N. Squares.

It's only University Challenge George, it's only University Challenge!

Posted by: charles austin at November 20, 2005 07:39 PM

Bush thought his guest appearance would be a piece of cake, but soon found he had vastly underestimated the burden of being the center square.

Posted by: Gaijin Biker at November 21, 2005 03:37 AM

I concur with BFW. We're playing for the silver, folks. Gold is gone.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at November 21, 2005 04:05 PM