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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 32.
The actual caption:
Former U.S. President George H. W. Bush puts on his headset during an event organised by the US charity group SmileTrain, which provide free surgery to Chinese children with clefts in Beijing 15 November 2005. The World Health Organization estimates there are approximately 35,000 babies born every year in China with cleft lip and or palate and there is a backlog of hundreds of thousands of Chinese who have never received reconstructive surgery for their clefts, as the majority of these children are too poor to ever afford the cleft surgery they desperately need.
Surely there's a better caption for this photograph.
Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, November 29. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.
Winners from last week:
1.
I'll take George W. Bush for the block...
2.
Costa Rica's President Abel Pacheco looks around for Nipsey Russell as President Bush ponders Gene Rayburn's question, "Hillary Clinton is a 'blank.'"
3.
GWB didn't give a damn what the other jurors thought, The Juice was goin' down!.
Honorable Mention #1
The new , more aggressive George W. Bush was on display at the recent Summit of the Americas.This picture was snapped just moments before the American leader dispatched Costa Rican President Abel Pacheco with a reverse ridge hand strike to the throat for "looking at me funny."
Honorable Mention #2
DRUDGEBREAKING: Video footage was released today showing background reference material used by Maureen Dowd in creation of her work, Are Men Necessary?"
Honorable Mention #3
Bush was slightly embarrassed when none of the other dignitaries would do 'the wave' with him.
Captioning is something to be thankful for.
Enter today!
Posted by Will Franklin · 23 November 2005 09:29 AM
Comments
"Don't interrupt me when I'm listening to my System of a Down!"
Posted by: Hoodlumman at November 23, 2005 09:37 AM
Former President George H.W. Bush reacts to discovering that former first lady Barbara Bush has secretly switched his iPod Shuffle selection from country-western fare to an all Ozzy Osborne format....
Posted by: Ironman at November 23, 2005 10:05 AM
15 seconds of Air America Radio
(KipEsquire nailed the last one right from the get go, congrats)
Posted by: Rodney Dill at November 23, 2005 10:33 AM
After finally getting a hearing aid, the somewhat deaf #41 finally finds out what Barbara has been saying to him all these years.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at November 23, 2005 10:35 AM
Aaaaaaaaaaaay! Someone turn that down before I have to start reading everyone elses lips!
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at November 23, 2005 11:00 AM
Congrats Kip. Very deserving win.
As Bush removed his earphones, he was shocked to realize Tom Cruises' revelation that Xenu had only allowed for "999 points of light", not "1000."
Posted by: Rob B. at November 23, 2005 11:37 AM
After listening to translations of Saddam Hussein's trial, the former dictator's former nemesis was no longer being kinder and gentler, but was instead something very, very different. With shaking hands and a quivering eye, Mr. Bush stammered "I'll strangle him with my bare hands!"
Posted by: the paperboy at November 23, 2005 12:44 PM
If I told you guys once I've told you a thousand times, "Read my damn lips" No new Taxes!
Posted by: DL at November 23, 2005 12:47 PM
I'm listening to Rush! They'll get this headset when they pry it from my cold dead hands!
Posted by: DL at November 23, 2005 12:49 PM
Ahhh! Ashlee Simpson!!
Posted by: Jim Rose at November 23, 2005 02:37 PM
Just look at this thing! I bet that fathead Ted Kennedy was the last one to use it...
Posted by: bullwinkle at November 23, 2005 04:03 PM
How many times do I have to tell you - NO MORE BARBRA STREISAND... EVER!!!
Posted by: Mr. Right at November 23, 2005 10:22 PM
Bar! ... The grandchildren have been playing that Rap music again!
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at November 24, 2005 11:52 AM
It's too loud and I'm too old!
Posted by: Cullen at November 24, 2005 05:45 PM
You pod???? Well get the mop and clean it up! And take this noise gadget with you, it's too annoying.
Posted by: the paperboy at November 24, 2005 09:04 PM
Reporters await comments from Former President Bush on his opinion of Steven Wright's performance of 'The Vagina Monologues.'
Posted by: Jason Kallini at November 25, 2005 08:48 PM
Reacting to anti-American comments, former President George H. W. Bush bends a flexible metal bar with his bare hands while growling, "Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry." To the astonishment of the conference attendees, he then ripped off his shirt and hurled a papier-mache boulder through a plate glass window before collapsing in exhaustion.
Posted by: John at November 26, 2005 02:04 PM
Captain, how soon can you land?
I can't tell.
You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
No, I mean, I'm just not sure.
Well, can't you take a guess?
Well, not for another two hours.
You can't take a guess "for another two hours"?
No, no, no, I mean we can't land for another two hours
Posted by: Adjustah at November 27, 2005 05:39 AM
Damnit Kofi, I gave you a dollar to take 50 Cent off the play list.
Is this one of those new grocery laser scanner things?
Posted by: charles austin at November 27, 2005 03:28 PM
If I had WANTED to meditate to new age music I would have ASKED for new age music!!! Just get me to Vulcan and don't ask any damned questions!!! I'm in control of my emotions... I'm in control of my emotions...
Posted by: the paperboy at November 27, 2005 05:21 PM
Headphones are for wimps, gimme!
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