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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 33.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


The actual caption:

The warrior and the agent : A Mongolian dressed as a warrior rides his horse past a US Secret Service Agent standing next to a portable toilet during US President George W. Bush's visit to Ikh Tenger in Ulan Bator, Mongolia. (AFP/Luke Frazza)

Surely there's a better caption for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, December 6. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:


Winners from last week:


Rob B. (extra points for Scientology humor):

As Bush removed his earphones, he was shocked to realize Tom Cruises' revelation that Xenu had only allowed for "999 points of light", not "1000."



Reacting to anti-American comments, former President George H. W. Bush bends a flexible metal bar with his bare hands while growling, "Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry." To the astonishment of the conference attendees, he then ripped off his shirt and hurled a papier-mache boulder through a plate glass window before collapsing in exhaustion.


Jason Kallini:

Reporters await comments from Former President Bush on his opinion of Steven Wright's performance of 'The Vagina Monologues.'

Honorable Mention #1

Jim Rose:

Ahhh! Ashlee Simpson!!

Honorable Mention #2

Zsa Zsa:

Aaaaaaaaaaaay! Someone turn that down before I have to start reading everyone elses lips!

Honorable Mention #3


Former President George H.W. Bush reacts to discovering that former first lady Barbara Bush has secretly switched his iPod Shuffle selection from country-western fare to an all Ozzy Osborne format....

Captioning is a holiday favorite for the entire family.

Enter today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 30 November 2005 10:58 AM


The Hordes of Ghengis Khan encountered little resistance upon conquering the regions of Outhousistan.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at November 30, 2005 11:36 AM

Ergo that old Ulan Bator proverb:
"Watch out where the Russki's go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at November 30, 2005 12:27 PM

"Tell President Bush, I have brought the important papers."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at November 30, 2005 12:30 PM

"I understand, sir... You just said 'number two' and naturally I thought of VP Cheney..."

Posted by: Hoodlumman at November 30, 2005 02:13 PM

I, Khan, claim this outhouse in the name of Ghengis the destroyer!

Posted by: Laurence Simon at November 30, 2005 02:26 PM

"They told stories that at times they had personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads... razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Jengis Khan..."


Posted by: Tony B at November 30, 2005 02:26 PM

Headferthe, a direct descendant of Ghengis Khan, had far more success in tilting at inanimated structures than Don Quixote could ever have hoped to achieve.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at November 30, 2005 03:22 PM

Due to a cultural misunderstanding, the President of Mongolia moved his family into the Port-a-john from the nearby Presidential Yurt. He is pictured above taking a leak under the watchful eyes of the Mongolian Secret Service after the move was completed.

Posted by: Cox at November 30, 2005 03:26 PM

I have got to say Outhousistan is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time! ...Hoodlumman can always make me laugh...Thanks I really needed that!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at November 30, 2005 04:17 PM

With Gengis' reasoning of attacking the Chinese before they could utilize the "reconstitued efforts to build a defensive Great Wall" in tatters, he wondered which staffer had sexed up the intelligence report and what the UN inspector was going to think.

Posted by: Rob B. at November 30, 2005 04:30 PM

Sign on the new Mongolian Turnpike just out of view: "Next Rest Area 20 Miles".

Posted by: DDD at November 30, 2005 05:20 PM

Doesn't this depend on, ahem... who is using that, uh, facility?

Posted by: Aakash at November 30, 2005 08:51 PM

[Somewhat obscure reference alert!]

"Gee, Mr. President, when you said you had to 'go see a man about a horse' - you really weren't kidding around!"

Posted by: Mr. Right at November 30, 2005 11:07 PM

'go see a man about a horse'

Heh, I don't believe it took so long for someone to make that reference. It entirely eluded me.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at December 1, 2005 04:55 AM

Despite the posting of ICE agents to dozens of new, solar powered, high-tech outposts, illegal immigration at the U.S. southern border remains surprisingly easy.

Posted by: John at December 1, 2005 08:05 AM

Thanks to my brightly colored banner, I have blinded that foolish tollbooth worker. Lets see him try to charge me that $20 manure removal fee now!

Posted by: Ikkonoishi at December 1, 2005 09:04 AM

What's in your wallet?

Posted by: Mr. Right at December 1, 2005 05:53 PM

"No, Mr. President, I can assure you, there are no T-Rex's in Mongolia! It was only a movie! Now just relax and take care of business, we've got your six!"

Posted by: Mr. Right at December 1, 2005 05:56 PM

This picture brings a whole new meaning to the South Park quote...

"Stay away from my sh**ty wall, you godd**n Mongowians!"

Posted by: Mr. Right at December 1, 2005 06:02 PM

"It's not Kayne West, sir. It's Kahn Of The East. He says you don't care about yellow people."
"Right now there's only one thing I care about."

Posted by: the paperboy at December 1, 2005 07:00 PM

"I warned you about the Chinese take-out, sir."
"But it's China! What was I supposed to do?"
"Actually, sir, it's Mongolia."
"Have you ever heard of 'Mongolian take-out?'"
"Sir, they eat dogs. And other, stranger things."

Posted by: the paperboy at December 1, 2005 07:45 PM

"Roto-Rooter is here, sir. Their equipment is a bit primitive too."

Posted by: the paperboy at December 1, 2005 07:47 PM

"I can read the writing on the wall now."
"The graffiti on the Great Wall, sir? Communist China is going to fall?"
"No, the dirty limericks in here. These Mongolians have a sick sense of humor."

Posted by: the paperboy at December 1, 2005 09:40 PM

I guess if you are Pee-shy? One really might not want to run President? ...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at December 2, 2005 09:47 AM

John and John's Bogus Journey...in a john.

Posted by: spacemonkey at December 3, 2005 08:12 AM

DRUDGEBREAKING: The Mongolian Hordes ride again. Today President Bush's purported flatuence at an inconvenient time caused a stampede of Mongolian riders into China. Scott McClellan indicated that it could just have easily been the Pee-Willies that caused the temporary structure to rattle. The US Government is disavowing any knowledge of invasion plans. Developing...

Posted by: Rodney Dill at December 3, 2005 12:31 PM

The extent and dimensions of the Great Wall of China have been vastly exaggerated.

Posted by: D. Carter at December 3, 2005 08:19 PM

DRUDGEBREAKING: Scott McClellan provided the following report on President Bush's trip to Mongolia. "Montezuma's Revenge is nothing compared to the Wrath of Khan." Developing...

Posted by: Rodney Dill at December 6, 2005 08:37 AM

Wrath of Kahn.. Lol. nice one

Posted by: Rob B. at December 6, 2005 12:23 PM

The Master, who in this timeline has taken the form of a Mongolian warrior to be known in later history as Ghengis Khan, readies his steed for another assault. K-9 Mark III, who has evolved to a near human form in his latest re-construction, is still compelled to answer natures call, and relieves himself while standing guard. Inside, The Doctor prepares the Turdis for another time jump.

Posted by: the paperboy at December 6, 2005 02:14 PM