The Hordes of Ghengis Khan encountered little resistance upon conquering the regions of Outhousistan.

Ergo that old Ulan Bator proverb:
"Watch out where the Russki's go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

"Tell President Bush, I have brought the important papers."

"I understand, sir... You just said 'number two' and naturally I thought of VP Cheney..."

I, Khan, claim this outhouse in the name of Ghengis the destroyer!

"They told stories that at times they had personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads... razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Jengis Khan..."

"IT'S GHENGIS KHAN!!!! HARD G!!!"

Headferthe, a direct descendant of Ghengis Khan, had far more success in tilting at inanimated structures than Don Quixote could ever have hoped to achieve.

Due to a cultural misunderstanding, the President of Mongolia moved his family into the Port-a-john from the nearby Presidential Yurt. He is pictured above taking a leak under the watchful eyes of the Mongolian Secret Service after the move was completed.

I have got to say Outhousistan is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time! ...Hoodlumman can always make me laugh...Thanks I really needed that!

With Gengis' reasoning of attacking the Chinese before they could utilize the "reconstitued efforts to build a defensive Great Wall" in tatters, he wondered which staffer had sexed up the intelligence report and what the UN inspector was going to think.

Sign on the new Mongolian Turnpike just out of view: "Next Rest Area 20 Miles".

Doesn't this depend on, ahem... who is using that, uh, facility?

[Somewhat obscure reference alert!]

"Gee, Mr. President, when you said you had to 'go see a man about a horse' - you really weren't kidding around!"

'go see a man about a horse'

Heh, I don't believe it took so long for someone to make that reference. It entirely eluded me.

Despite the posting of ICE agents to dozens of new, solar powered, high-tech outposts, illegal immigration at the U.S. southern border remains surprisingly easy.

Thanks to my brightly colored banner, I have blinded that foolish tollbooth worker. Lets see him try to charge me that $20 manure removal fee now!

What's in your wallet?

"No, Mr. President, I can assure you, there are no T-Rex's in Mongolia! It was only a movie! Now just relax and take care of business, we've got your six!"

This picture brings a whole new meaning to the South Park quote...

"Stay away from my sh**ty wall, you godd**n Mongowians!"

"It's not Kayne West, sir. It's Kahn Of The East. He says you don't care about yellow people."
"Right now there's only one thing I care about."

"I warned you about the Chinese take-out, sir."
"But it's China! What was I supposed to do?"
"Actually, sir, it's Mongolia."
"Have you ever heard of 'Mongolian take-out?'"
"Sir, they eat dogs. And other, stranger things."

"Roto-Rooter is here, sir. Their equipment is a bit primitive too."

"I can read the writing on the wall now."
"The graffiti on the Great Wall, sir? Communist China is going to fall?"
"No, the dirty limericks in here. These Mongolians have a sick sense of humor."

I guess if you are Pee-shy? One really might not want to run President? ...

John and John's Bogus Journey...in a john.

DRUDGEBREAKING: The Mongolian Hordes ride again. Today President Bush's purported flatuence at an inconvenient time caused a stampede of Mongolian riders into China. Scott McClellan indicated that it could just have easily been the Pee-Willies that caused the temporary structure to rattle. The US Government is disavowing any knowledge of invasion plans. Developing...

The extent and dimensions of the Great Wall of China have been vastly exaggerated.

DRUDGEBREAKING: Scott McClellan provided the following report on President Bush's trip to Mongolia. "Montezuma's Revenge is nothing compared to the Wrath of Khan." Developing...

Wrath of Kahn.. Lol. nice one

The Master, who in this timeline has taken the form of a Mongolian warrior to be known in later history as Ghengis Khan, readies his steed for another assault. K-9 Mark III, who has evolved to a near human form in his latest re-construction, is still compelled to answer natures call, and relieves himself while standing guard. Inside, The Doctor prepares the Turdis for another time jump.