(Sign on Big Ernie's School of law.)
Become a lawyer in your spare time.
It's like Viagra for your whole body.

It feels good to win... especially since it looks like FIU will come in fifth in the Weblog Awards. Shoot. Now... let's caption this...

"So, man, are you hurting?"

"Are you kidding me, I think I pulled a muscle I didn't know I had."

"I'm happier than you!"

"YOU ARE NOT HAPPIER THAN ME!!!"

David Faustino (left) finally found his true calling in body building when he struggled to find work after Married with Children was cancelled and he was typecast as Bud Bundy.

"I don't think this fiber diet is working at all".

The new life size He-man dolls are out just in time for Christmas!...Santa is going to have a hard time fitting those into the sleigh!

Who do they think they are fooling?... They must have really good plastic surgeons!

The winning entry in the Food Network's 2005 Dessert competition, this caramel sculpture of 2 bodybuilders weighs 50 pounds and took 17 hours to complete.

No steroids were harmed during the taking of this picture.

It was the picture of sportsmanship at the 2005 Mrs. Butterworth's Asian Weightlifting and Spelling Bee Championships until Sahali realized that Michael's correct spelling of the word "daguerreotype" had ensured him victory and the coveted "Hi Hi Puffy AmiYmi" edition X-box 360.

"Wait! When I said number 2, I was referring to the second in line."

(Thanks Will, Congrats Hoodlumman and Mr. Right)

AP BREAKING - chinese taikonauts are set to test fire their extravehicular propulsion device today in preparation for upcoming spacewalks.

Man on the right: "Geez, my gut is killing me."

Man on the left: "What 'til the ExLax I slipped you kicks in!"

Borenaga: "Mom was right - now I'm stuck like this!"
Sahali: "Yeah, man. And someone left us in the deep fryer too long, our arms are all crinkly."

Two more victims of caramel overdose.

In some cultures, this is considered torture.

Howard Dean (right) strenously objects to the muscular foreign policy options offered by Ken Mehlman (left).

Full body waxing: $50
Tan-in-a-bottle: $35
Gold Medal: $1,000

The feeling that your new girlfriend gets when you pull off the eye patch to reveal your steroid ravaged, 3 cm long member: Useless

It looks like the Democrats are gearing up to mount a serious challenge to the Governator in California in the next election.

Even though he went on to become arguably the most successful body builder of his era, Alfred E. Neumann was never able to completely distance himself from rampant allegations of steroid abuse.

Cograts again Hoodlumman, and thanks Will for the Honorable Mention. It's the first time I ever won anything (on Willisms.com). Another fun caption for this week:

"You blinked, I win!" Borenga claims the chapionship in the Mr. Flatus tournament, while runner-up Samad gasps for fresh air.

dangit all, missing letters, fatigue, and not being able to edit posted comments... Borenaga... championship

"...and for our silver medal winner is President Arroyo's deep-tissue massage and happy ending."

Weider’s entries into the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade failed to attract attention because their balloons were merely life-sized, ironically making them tiny by comparison. Weider executives were experiencing “acute balloon envy”.

That Richard Pryor sure was a trailblazing comic.