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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 35.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


The actual caption:

Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid, pictured July 2005. Democratic lawmakers accused President George W. Bush of glossing over problems in Iraq ahead of the war-torn country's elections.(AFP/File/Jim Watson)

Surely there's a better caption for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, December 20. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:


Winners from last week:


Rodney Dill:

(Sign on Big Ernie's School of law.) Become a lawyer in your spare time. It's like Viagra for your whole body.


Buckley F. Williams:

Even though he went on to become arguably the most successful body builder of his era, Alfred E. Neumann was never able to completely distance himself from rampant allegations of steroid abuse.



"I'm happier than you!"


Honorable Mention #1

Pat Patterson:

"I don't think this fiber diet is working at all".

Honorable Mention #2


"...and for our silver medal winner is President Arroyo's deep-tissue massage and happy ending."

Honorable Mention #3

Rob B.:

It was the picture of sportsmanship at the 2005 Mrs. Butterworth's Asian Weightlifting and Spelling Bee Championships until Sahali realized that Michael's correct spelling of the word "daguerreotype" had ensured him victory and the coveted "Hi Hi Puffy AmiYmi" edition X-box 360.

Captioning is delicious and nutritious.

Enter today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 14 December 2005 09:51 AM


Senate Minority leader Harry Reid prays to be forgiven for his ant-americanism traitor ways??
keep dreaming!...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at December 14, 2005 10:05 AM

That look on his face gives you the idea of the evil that lurks within his heart.

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at December 14, 2005 10:15 AM

Senator Harry Reid focuses his inner chi during a warm-up before his Death Match vs. Senator Frist.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at December 14, 2005 10:43 AM

"Oh, great Television Reporter, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and your almighty spin to turn the former into the latter."

Posted by: John at December 14, 2005 12:05 PM

Please God, anybody but Hillary.

Posted by: Bob at December 14, 2005 12:35 PM

Even Harry's prayers were slanted to the left.

(Thanks Will)

Posted by: Rodney Dill at December 14, 2005 01:17 PM

Here is the church. Here is the steeple. Open up the doors and look at all the peop... Oh? Nobody here. Congress is on break. Everyone is home posturing.

Posted by: sbw at December 14, 2005 01:59 PM

Dhimmicrat apostle Harry al-Reid instructs dhimmi aspirants in politically correct protocol, including the five-times daily public prayers to Allah, dhimmi style. Al-Reid's prayer consisted of a plea that the former White House not be razed, according to Islamic law, but that the dome be painted gold and designated as an Islamic holy shrine.

Posted by: the paperboy at December 14, 2005 02:05 PM

Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) expresses his religious devotion to the newly sainted Howard Dean, "In the Name of the Jackasses, the Moonbats and the Surrender Monkeys, Yeeearrrrgh!"

Posted by: Mr. Right at December 14, 2005 03:01 PM

After posing with Nancy Pelosi in the Democratic 2006 Calendar reenactment of the painted "American Gothic," Harry Reid put down his pitchfork prayed that Ted Kenndy wouldn't put him into any more of those "Jib Jab" things.

Posted by: Rob B. at December 14, 2005 04:30 PM

Master Reid demonstates Tae Kwan Dope.

Posted by: McCain at December 16, 2005 12:55 AM

Always ready to please an audience, Harry Reid prepares for the Triple Lindy.

Posted by: McCain at December 16, 2005 12:58 AM

"It's Astounding,
Time is Fleeting,
Madness takes it Toll.

But listen closely
Not for very much longer
I've got to keep control."

(Time Warp, - RKO)

Posted by: Rodney Dill at December 17, 2005 08:43 AM

Harry Reid reacts to Howard Dean's plan to take back the Senate in 2006.

Posted by: DaveD at December 17, 2005 09:42 AM

The right half of Grant Wood's "American Pathetic", though why Nancy Pelosi was cropped from the left remains a mystery.

... and to maintain the seperation of church and state we crush the steeple, we close all the doors in the name of the people...

Posted by: charles austin at December 18, 2005 08:20 PM

"Excellent, Smithers."

Posted by: charles austin at December 18, 2005 08:24 PM

"Dear Lord, thank you for keeping Schumer and Durbin the hell away from me this time. Now, please grant me a different facial expression for special occasions. Amen."

Posted by: Nightfly at December 19, 2005 06:22 PM

Senator Reid does his best to channel the Mister Myagi hand-rubbing-healing-touch he saw on "Karate Kid."

Posted by: Reno316 at December 19, 2005 06:45 PM

Senator Reid attempts to set the world record for turning coal into diamonds, (Hint: the coal is not between his hands)

"Please don't make me angry, Mr. President. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
"You ain't exactly a picnic when you're being jovial, 'neither."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at December 20, 2005 05:09 AM

Harry Reid practices begging whichever faction defeats the U.S. in the GWOT just in case his attacks on Bush administration policies pay off in the 2008 elections.

Posted by: bullwinkle at December 24, 2005 10:08 PM