The Babe Theory Of Political Movements.
Mar. 21, 2005 11:50 AM
Iran's Sham Election In Houston.
June 20, 2005 5:36 AM
Yes, Kanye, Bush Does Care.
Oct. 31, 2005 12:41 AM
Health Care vs. Wealth Care.
Nov. 23, 2005 3:28 PM
Americans Voting With Their Feet.
Nov. 30, 2005 1:33 PM
Idea Majorities Matter.
May 12, 2006 6:15 PM
Twilight Zone Economics.
Oct. 17, 2006 12:30 AM
The "Shrinking" Middle Class.
Dec. 13, 2006 1:01 PM
From Ashes, GOP Opportunities.
Dec. 18, 2006 6:37 PM
Battle Between Entitlements & Pork.
Dec. 21, 2006 12:31 PM
Let Economic Freedom Reign.
Dec. 22, 2006 10:22 PM
Biggest Health Care Moment In Decades.
July 25, 2007 4:32 PM
Unions Antithetical to Liberty.
May 28, 2008 11:12 PM
Right To Work States Rock.
June 9, 2008 12:25 PM
Social Security Reform Thursday.
March 13, 2008
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Due: July 29, 2008
The Carnival Of Classiness.
Mar. 14, 2006
Quotational Therapy: Obama.
Apr. 4, 2008
Mainstream Melee: Wolfowitz.
May 19, 2007
Pundit Roundtable: Leaks.
July 9, 2006
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July 14, 2006
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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 35.
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Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid, pictured July 2005. Democratic lawmakers accused President George W. Bush of glossing over problems in Iraq ahead of the war-torn country's elections.(AFP/File/Jim Watson)
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(Sign on Big Ernie's School of law.) Become a lawyer in your spare time. It's like Viagra for your whole body.
Even though he went on to become arguably the most successful body builder of his era, Alfred E. Neumann was never able to completely distance himself from rampant allegations of steroid abuse.
"I'm happier than you!"
"I don't think this fiber diet is working at all".
"...and for our silver medal winner is President Arroyo's deep-tissue massage and happy ending."
It was the picture of sportsmanship at the 2005 Mrs. Butterworth's Asian Weightlifting and Spelling Bee Championships until Sahali realized that Michael's correct spelling of the word "daguerreotype" had ensured him victory and the coveted "Hi Hi Puffy AmiYmi" edition X-box 360.
Posted by Will Franklin · 14 December 2005 09:51 AM
Senate Minority leader Harry Reid prays to be forgiven for his ant-americanism traitor ways??
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at December 14, 2005 10:05 AM
That look on his face gives you the idea of the evil that lurks within his heart.
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at December 14, 2005 10:15 AM
Senator Harry Reid focuses his inner chi during a warm-up before his Death Match vs. Senator Frist.
Posted by: Hoodlumman at December 14, 2005 10:43 AM
"Oh, great Television Reporter, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and your almighty spin to turn the former into the latter."
Posted by: John at December 14, 2005 12:05 PM
Please God, anybody but Hillary.
Posted by: Bob at December 14, 2005 12:35 PM
Even Harry's prayers were slanted to the left.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at December 14, 2005 01:17 PM
Here is the church. Here is the steeple. Open up the doors and look at all the peop... Oh? Nobody here. Congress is on break. Everyone is home posturing.
Posted by: sbw at December 14, 2005 01:59 PM
Dhimmicrat apostle Harry al-Reid instructs dhimmi aspirants in politically correct protocol, including the five-times daily public prayers to Allah, dhimmi style. Al-Reid's prayer consisted of a plea that the former White House not be razed, according to Islamic law, but that the dome be painted gold and designated as an Islamic holy shrine.
Posted by: the paperboy at December 14, 2005 02:05 PM
Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) expresses his religious devotion to the newly sainted Howard Dean, "In the Name of the Jackasses, the Moonbats and the Surrender Monkeys, Yeeearrrrgh!"
Posted by: Mr. Right at December 14, 2005 03:01 PM
After posing with Nancy Pelosi in the Democratic 2006 Calendar reenactment of the painted "American Gothic," Harry Reid put down his pitchfork prayed that Ted Kenndy wouldn't put him into any more of those "Jib Jab" things.
Posted by: Rob B. at December 14, 2005 04:30 PM
Master Reid demonstates Tae Kwan Dope.
Posted by: McCain at December 16, 2005 12:55 AM
Always ready to please an audience, Harry Reid prepares for the Triple Lindy.
Posted by: McCain at December 16, 2005 12:58 AM
But listen closely
(Time Warp, - RKO)
Posted by: Rodney Dill at December 17, 2005 08:43 AM
Harry Reid reacts to Howard Dean's plan to take back the Senate in 2006.
Posted by: DaveD at December 17, 2005 09:42 AM
The right half of Grant Wood's "American Pathetic", though why Nancy Pelosi was cropped from the left remains a mystery.
... and to maintain the seperation of church and state we crush the steeple, we close all the doors in the name of the people...
Posted by: charles austin at December 18, 2005 08:20 PM
Posted by: charles austin at December 18, 2005 08:24 PM
"Dear Lord, thank you for keeping Schumer and Durbin the hell away from me this time. Now, please grant me a different facial expression for special occasions. Amen."
Posted by: Nightfly at December 19, 2005 06:22 PM
Senator Reid does his best to channel the Mister Myagi hand-rubbing-healing-touch he saw on "Karate Kid."
Posted by: Reno316 at December 19, 2005 06:45 PM
Senator Reid attempts to set the world record for turning coal into diamonds, (Hint: the coal is not between his hands)
"Please don't make me angry, Mr. President. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
Posted by: Rodney Dill at December 20, 2005 05:09 AM
Harry Reid practices begging whichever faction defeats the U.S. in the GWOT just in case his attacks on Bush administration policies pay off in the 2008 elections.
Posted by: bullwinkle at December 24, 2005 10:08 PM