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Iran's Sham Election In Houston.
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Health Care vs. Wealth Care.
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Americans Voting With Their Feet.
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Idea Majorities Matter.
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Twilight Zone Economics.
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From Ashes, GOP Opportunities.
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Battle Between Entitlements & Pork.
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Let Economic Freedom Reign.
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Unions Antithetical to Liberty.
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Social Security Reform Thursday.
March 13, 2008
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Due: July 29, 2008
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Mar. 14, 2006
Quotational Therapy: Obama.
Apr. 4, 2008
Mainstream Melee: Wolfowitz.
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July 9, 2006
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July 14, 2006
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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 37.
The actual caption:
An activist from environmental group WWF, dressed up as a fish, blows a shell during a protest in front of the European Council building in Brussels December 20, 2005, at the start of an EU agriculture and fisheries ministers meeting where 2006 fishing quotas were being discussed. WWF was demonstrating about the lack of measures taken by the EU against increasing fishing pressure on deep-sea fish populations due to over-exploitation of coastal stocks. REUTERS/Thierry Roge
Surely there's a better caption for this photograph.
Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, January 10. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.
Winners from last week:
"DJ Abdul in the house! Where my Shi'ites at? We raisin' da roof on this mosque! Holla"
The Shiite's punt returner signals fair catch in their match against the Sunnis in the 2005 Iraq Bowl.
Well..................... You know you make me want to SHOUT Kick my heels up and SHOUT Throw my hands up and SHOUT Throw my head back and SHOUT Come on now SHOUT
The Supreme Council's Touchdown Allah just never caught on like Notre Dame's Touchdown Jesus
"Yo! Kobe, over here! I'm open!"
"Confident! Confident! Dry and Secure!"
France's Channel 5 introduces its latest character for "5, Rue Sesame": Abdul the Grouch. Instead of a fuzzy green muppet, Abdul is an ironic, edgy, cigarette smoking Imam/Bohemian with yellow teeth, coffee breath, and an underage mistress.
Abdul Aziz Hakim caught red handed dimpling and hanging the chads on the ballot boxes!...
Where is he now? Baghdad HS class of 1970 Most Likely to Concede
With the gavel missing Abdul Hakim opens the newest session of the Iraqi Parliament with "the wave".
It's fun to stay at the Y...
Posted by Will Franklin · 4 January 2006 06:33 PM
Ariel, after the witch's spell went horribly, horribly wrong.
Posted by: John at January 4, 2006 07:36 PM
This guy really has school spirit!...
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at January 4, 2006 07:41 PM
Ted Kennedy drinks like a fish.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 4, 2006 07:41 PM
On a scale from one to ten... I wil give him a 8 just for his costume!
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at January 4, 2006 07:44 PM
Genetic engineering at it's best!...
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at January 4, 2006 07:47 PM
His head is swimming with ideas!...
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at January 4, 2006 07:49 PM
With Bush allowing the NSA to intercept all manner of communication, in desperation the sentries for the lost city of Atlantis switched to the more secure conch.
Posted by: Giacomo at January 4, 2006 08:02 PM
During the second season Lost jumps the shark.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 4, 2006 09:10 PM
Nemo, no longer the lovable child star, had a rough go of life after acting.
Posted by: Hoodlumman at January 4, 2006 09:15 PM
Phil could hide a flask just about anywhere.
Posted by: Hoodlumman at January 4, 2006 09:16 PM
Is he a chicken or a fish???...
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at January 5, 2006 06:33 AM
Evidence continued to accumulate that South Korean scientist Hwang Woo-suk's stem cell clones came from questionable sources.
Posted by: DaveD at January 5, 2006 08:04 AM
A WTO protester accidentally sets his head on fire with a Molotov conchtail.
Posted by: John at January 5, 2006 08:37 AM
Pepsi's new Clam-Tomato beverage fell flat after poor marketing gave us a fish-faced spokesman and the slogan "Suck my conch."
Posted by: Cox at January 5, 2006 09:26 AM
...and thanks for the honorable mentions.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 5, 2006 07:04 PM
...Yes! Thanks for that honorable mention for me too!... Uh ... Will? Ken? Who do you have to know around here to really win???... (Just kidding)
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at January 5, 2006 08:34 PM
"Fish heads, fish heads; Roly-poly fish heads..."
Posted by: Mr. Right at January 6, 2006 12:31 AM
Ask any mermaid you happen to see...
Posted by: Mr. Right at January 6, 2006 12:31 AM
Straight to DVD - Splash 2: Attack of the Merman
Posted by: Mr. Right at January 6, 2006 12:33 AM
Charlie the Tuna took Starkist's rejection letters pretty hard.
Posted by: Mr. Right at January 6, 2006 12:34 AM
The winner of this year's shellfish eating contest, and still champion, Gil!
Posted by: Mr. Right at January 6, 2006 12:38 AM
If you think that's bad, wait'll he shows you the "codpiece"!
Posted by: Mr. Right at January 6, 2006 12:40 AM
As a Aquarius, Rob hated his costume. Blowing a shell wasn't going to score him the Gemini twin's phone number. Meanwhile, that jerk Hood, in his Scorpio outfit, kept showing them his "stinger."
Posted by: Rob B. at January 6, 2006 11:45 AM
After that horrible rendition of Salmon Chanted Evening I can only conclude that you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 6, 2006 12:20 PM
His friends all agreed that Bob was never afraid to swim against the current.
Posted by: DaveD at January 6, 2006 02:51 PM
After much deliberation, the producers decided that, despite the costs, they would have to dismiss Tom Cruise from the set of the Lord of the Flies remake.
Posted by: Nightfly at January 6, 2006 05:32 PM
I never understood a word he said, but he helped me drink my wine! Joy to the world! Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea! Joy to you and me!
Posted by: the paperboy at January 6, 2006 08:49 PM
William found inner peace, oneness with the fishes of the ocean, and tranquility with whatever had been fermenting inside a conch shell.
Posted by: the paperboy at January 6, 2006 08:56 PM
Zsa Zsa: he's a mackerel; tastes like chicken. Blech!
Posted by: the paperboy at January 6, 2006 09:31 PM
Although he never gained the fame of more accomplished nautical heroes such as Aquaman, Captain Conch nevertheless did his part to rid the Seven Seas of evildoers.
Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at January 7, 2006 02:49 PM
Paperboy: Did you mean Blech or did you belch???
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at January 7, 2006 03:12 PM
Willisms.com food chain: Man eats conch. Fish eats man. Caption contest eats fish.
Posted by: the paperboy at January 7, 2006 08:19 PM
When Bob tried out to be PETA's new mascot, Finly the Fishy Friend, he forget that his conch shell was evidence of sea creature murder.
He didn't get a call back.
Posted by: spacemonkey at January 7, 2006 11:41 PM
Marlin spent a lot of time at the Oyster Bar, trolling for suckers.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 8, 2006 12:34 PM
After Phil's first true love ran away and married a dolphin, he found love once again with Blinky the Goldfish. However he made a fatal mistake with his rebound lover, and binge-fed it to death. Unable to physically to flush his late lover down the toilet, he decided the next best thing was to have it made into a hat, so they could always be together. The conch? Well, as with OCD types and pistacios, "you can't stop with just one". It was only the beginning of a serial fish-lover's long, sordid tail.
Posted by: the paperboy at January 8, 2006 12:36 PM
What are you looking at? It's better than sucking on a cancer stick.
Posted by: Lyn at January 9, 2006 09:22 PM
"Just one more for the road, then I'm off to Nineveh."
Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 10, 2006 06:07 AM
I can't believe the Dolphins didn't make the playoffs!
Posted by: Bob at January 10, 2006 02:50 PM