WILLisms.com: Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 38.

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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 38.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

A team of US and Philippine Marines warm up during joint US-Philippine war games, 2003. US forces will hold two-week-long military exercises in the Philippines despite a controversy over four US Marines accused of raping a Filipina after the last such exercises, officials said(AFP/File/Romeo Gacad)

Surely there's a better caption for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, January 17. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

Winners from last week:

DaveD:

Evidence continued to accumulate that South Korean scientist Hwang Woo-suk's stem cell clones came from questionable sources.

Giacomo:

With Bush allowing the NSA to intercept all manner of communication, in desperation the sentries for the lost city of Atlantis switched to the more secure conch.

John:

A WTO protester accidentally sets his head on fire with a Molotov conchtail.

Honorable Mention #1

Rodney Dill:

During the second season Lost jumps the shark.

Honorable Mention #2

Mr. Right:

Charlie the Tuna took Starkist's rejection letters pretty hard.

Honorable Mention #3

Rodney Dill:

After that horrible rendition of Salmon Chanted Evening I can only conclude that you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

Captiontastic.

Enter today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 11 January 2006 10:39 AM

Comments

I can't believe I finally came out ahead of Rodney Dill!!!!!!!

Posted by: DaveD at January 11, 2006 10:55 AM

"Y-M-C-A... it's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A-aaaaa!!"

Posted by: Hoodlumman at January 11, 2006 11:01 AM

We say "O-H" and then you say "I-O." Ready?

Posted by: Amanda at January 11, 2006 11:14 AM

A team of US and Philippine Marines demonstrate their drill routine for Operation Hokey Pokey...

Posted by: KipEsquire at January 11, 2006 11:17 AM

In keeping with the "Kinder, Gentler" military of the 21st Century, US troops begin teaching the basics of ballet. The goal is to put on an all-Iraqi production of Swan Lake by June.

Posted by: Cox at January 11, 2006 11:58 AM

U.S. soldiers make an "O", indicating their favorite blog.

Posted by: Bob at January 11, 2006 01:20 PM

I've spent too much time at that particular training excercise to submit an entry that is family friendly.

Posted by: Cullen at January 11, 2006 01:30 PM

When you put on a Strategic Terrorist Defence (STD) shield, the terrorists just pop like little soap bubbles when they attack! Isn't that neat? Yeah!

Posted by: the paperboy at January 11, 2006 02:09 PM

"This new deoderant they issued us doesn't really work. Here, take a whiff..."

Posted by: John at January 11, 2006 02:18 PM

The only thing more satisfying than winning a caption contest is to have someone gloat over beating your captions.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 11, 2006 02:27 PM

"How big was the turd Rumsfeld left in the crapper when he visited?"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 11, 2006 02:29 PM

Just remember ladies it is width, not length that matters and we are like this.

Posted by: Ikkonoishi at January 11, 2006 03:45 PM

Hey, second place. Thanks, Will!

Simon sez, make an 'O' with your arms. Too slow Barnes, go stand with the insurgents.

Posted by: Giacomo at January 11, 2006 04:34 PM

O is for OSAMA!...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at January 11, 2006 07:03 PM

"The last time the Major learned we had entered the Willisms caption contest, we were in it up to HERE!"

Posted by: Mr. Michael at January 11, 2006 08:35 PM

"Hey, baby...You wanna frisk me for a concealed weapon?"

Posted by: GOP and College at January 11, 2006 10:27 PM

♫ "I'm a little teapot, short and stout..." ♫

Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 12, 2006 07:01 AM

OK Rodney!... You already had first place... Now you have to go and take the entire contest! You are way too good at this!...Love ya man...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at January 12, 2006 09:42 AM

"No, I'm telling you, the French surrender goes more like this."

Posted by: Gaijin Biker at January 12, 2006 08:48 PM

U.S. troops must rehearse the new "surrender drill" on a weekly basis, just in case the Democrats ever take over the reins of power again!

Posted by: Mr. Right at January 12, 2006 09:50 PM

And as a last resort, there's always the "French Manuever."

Posted by: charles austin at January 14, 2006 01:29 PM

Now y'all follow Leutenant Jenkins and do a hundred head pats. Next week when we start the tummy rubs, the action will be slightly different. Do not get confused! The tricky part will be in combining the two maneuvers.

Yeah, it's lame, but after Rodney Dill and that stupid song that I can't get out of my head, I can't hope to beat that.

Posted by: the paperboy at January 14, 2006 08:04 PM

Heads and shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes.

Posted by: Lyn at January 17, 2006 08:24 AM

Marines demonstrate practical application of Semper Pi

, useful for determining the circumference and opening area of a fox hole.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 17, 2006 01:19 PM

Of course 4/3 Semper-Pi R^3 will yield the amount of crap in Murtha's head given R being half the distance between his ears.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 17, 2006 01:29 PM