WILLisms.com: Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 39.

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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 39.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

The actual caption:

Japan's Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi tries out a painless injection needle during his inspection tour of small enterprises in Tokyo on Wednesday January 18, 2006. The Japanese leader took time out from his busy schedule to visit two small enterprises, including one that manufactures an injection needle with a diameter of 0.2 mm, believed to the world's finest. (AP Photo/Kyodo News)

Surely there's a better caption for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, January 24. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

Winners from last week:

Giacomo:

Simon sez, make an 'O' with your arms. Too slow Barnes, go stand with the insurgents.

Rodney Dill:

Marines demonstrate practical application of Semper Pi, useful for determining the circumference and opening area of a fox hole.

charles austin:

And as a last resort, there's always the "French Manuever."

Honorable Mention #1

Cox:

In keeping with the "Kinder, Gentler" military of the 21st Century, US troops begin teaching the basics of ballet. The goal is to put on an all-Iraqi production of Swan Lake by June.

Honorable Mention #2

Mr. Right:

U.S. troops must rehearse the new "surrender drill" on a weekly basis, just in case the Democrats ever take over the reins of power again!

Honorable Mention #3

Rodney Dill:

♫ "I'm a little teapot, short and stout..." ♫

Super terrific caption time.

Enter today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 18 January 2006 02:14 PM

Comments

That some good smack!

Posted by: Bob at January 18, 2006 02:54 PM

See, no hair on my arm. Wax on, wax off.

Posted by: Bob at January 18, 2006 02:58 PM

Seconds after activating his transformation device Junichiro Koizumi emerged from a cloud of smoke as "Iron Emperor Shin", and once more thwarted the foul machinations of the evil "Dim Sum Phooey"

Posted by: Ikkonoishi at January 18, 2006 03:43 PM

"By pulling on this tab, I can control the size of my hairdo."

Posted by: John at January 18, 2006 03:44 PM

Koizumi tightens the final bolt in his new Super Robo Claw 3000.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at January 18, 2006 04:01 PM

Junichiro still maintained his innocence during the Senate hearings on steroids in baseball even after damning pictures surfaced.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at January 18, 2006 04:04 PM

After reading the innoculation directions to inject the dosage into the buttocks, Junichiro proved once again that he had the worst aim ever.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at January 18, 2006 04:07 PM

It won't hurt at all... It's just a little bee sting!... (That's what they all say!)

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at January 18, 2006 06:16 PM

Japans Prime Minister shows new technique for Harikari !!!... Toro, toro, toro...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at January 18, 2006 06:38 PM

Japanese accupunture...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at January 18, 2006 06:52 PM

Prime Minister Koizumi balances world's smallest sake cup on his forearm for no particular reason

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at January 18, 2006 07:25 PM

Prime Minister Koizumi shows off Japanese talent for miniaturization by revealing world's smallest prick...

Posted by: Bill at January 18, 2006 07:45 PM

The Japanese body shot!*** Proof that size desn't matter*****

Posted by: Cindy T. at January 18, 2006 08:00 PM

Koisumi shows off the world's most advanced high tech prosthetic arm, the arm is fake, but the hand is real.

(Thank's for the second place Will)

Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 18, 2006 08:00 PM

Hey, go figure! Thanks Will. I'm on a roll - one in a row.

"Prime Minister Junichi Koizumi shows the artist where he wants his new tattoo. He's chosen a naked Hentai girl with rising sun. 'Allen Iverson, eat your heart out!'"

Posted by: Giacomo at January 19, 2006 11:31 AM

Let me introduce Prime Minister No-ouchi.

Posted by: Lyn at January 19, 2006 04:55 PM

After defeating his political opponents with one arm tied behind his back, Japan's Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi takes the opportunity to get reacquainted with the appendage.

Posted by: Jim Rose at January 19, 2006 10:35 PM

Hey, baby... I'm the prime minister. You think I look like hot American actor Richard Gere? Let me show you my muscles...

Posted by: Nightfly at January 20, 2006 12:23 AM

"C'mon I dare you to knock it off."

-- Pop Culture Reference (scroll down - second entry from bottom)

Posted by: Ironman at January 20, 2006 09:41 AM

While his Psoriasis was mostly under control, Lo Pan could never get his hair to stop parting where that damn Jack Burton had thrown that knife.

Posted by: Rob B. at January 20, 2006 12:03 PM

"D---, they keep making the buttons on these cell phones smaller and smaller.

(Did you really mean accuPUNture, Zsa Zsa?)

Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 20, 2006 02:48 PM

Maxwer Smart here, I'm on the cuff-o-Link phone chief.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 20, 2006 02:49 PM

Look carefully, you can see my newly developed muscle right here.

Posted by: the paperboy at January 20, 2006 04:23 PM

Koizumi displays Japan's awsome military might: an arm.

Posted by: the paperboy at January 20, 2006 04:28 PM

Just a little pinprick.
There'll be no more aaaaaaaaah!
But you may feel a little sick.

Posted by: the paperboy at January 20, 2006 04:31 PM

Rodney you are so punny!...HA...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at January 20, 2006 05:35 PM

In the Japanese tradition of minitiarization, Koizumi demonstrates the worlds smallest reactor in Japan's one and only nuclear arm.

Posted by: the paperboy at January 20, 2006 05:56 PM

His frequent words of encouragement for his limb became known as Koizumi's controversial "arms talks."

Posted by: the paperboy at January 20, 2006 05:57 PM

"Ree Majors, eat your heart out."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 21, 2006 09:15 AM

I'm the original poke man!

Posted by: Lyn at January 21, 2006 05:32 PM

This week's Iron Chef Ingredient....Dryed skin!!!

Posted by: Rob B. at January 22, 2006 01:35 AM

"Japan's Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi tries out a painless injection needle during his inspection tour of small enterprises in Tokyo on Wednesday January 18, 2006. Unfortunately, he hit a pressure point and knocked himself out."

Posted by: Kevin at January 23, 2006 08:57 AM

"I'm posing for Will at WILLisms and want you to come up with an accuPUNcture joke. Ready?"

Posted by: Lyn at January 23, 2006 04:59 PM

nano nano

Posted by: Lyn at January 23, 2006 09:23 PM

Prime Minister Koizumi volunteers to answer medicine's oldest riddle - is it better to slowly tug off a Band-aid, or yank quickly and get it over with?

Posted by: Nightfly at January 24, 2006 01:53 PM