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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 40.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


The actual caption:

U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney is seen speaking at a luncheon in New York January 19, 2006. REUTERS/Chip East

Surely there's a better caption for this photograph. What, precisely, was the Vice President talking about?

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, January 31. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:


Winners from last week:


Rodney Dill:

"Ree Majors, eat your heart out."



After reading the innoculation directions to inject the dosage into the buttocks, Junichiro proved once again that he had the worst aim ever.


Jim Rose:

After defeating his political opponents with one arm tied behind his back, Japan's Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi takes the opportunity to get reacquainted with the appendage.

Honorable Mention #1


Junichiro still maintained his innocence during the Senate hearings on steroids in baseball even after damning pictures surfaced.

Honorable Mention #2


See, no hair on my arm. Wax on, wax off.

Honorable Mention #3

Joshua Boehme (via email):

"The hourly injections of Polyjuice Potion were a hassle, but soon his plans would all come together..."

Honorable Mention #4

the paperboy:

His frequent words of encouragement for his limb became known as Koizumi's controversial "arms talks."

Honorable Mention #5

Cindy T.:

The Japanese body shot!*** Proof that size desn't matter*****

Honorable Mention #6

Zsa Zsa:

Prime Minister Koizumi balances world's smallest sake cup on his forearm for no particular reason

Honorable Mention #7

Rob B.:

While his Psoriasis was mostly under control, Lo Pan could never get his hair to stop parting where that damn Jack Burton had thrown that knife.

You must be THIS TALL to caption.

Enter today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 25 January 2006 11:55 AM


"So I told Ted Kennedy that he better hand out waders this tall if he wanted me to even take the time to listen to that "Alito is a racist" rant of his."

Posted by: Rob B. at January 25, 2006 12:07 PM

"After it's testing, the major hear was the first to test our new cloaking armor. Great stuff. We're calling it "Watergate Wear" up on the hill."

Posted by: Rob B. at January 25, 2006 12:09 PM

Last one, I promise:

"Finally for our new NSA post on internal survalience I'd like to present our giant invisible rabbit Harvey."

Posted by: Rob B. at January 25, 2006 12:11 PM

"And then I told him, if you eat all your vegetables, Mr. President, then you might grow to be this tall..."

Posted by: KipEsquire at January 25, 2006 12:36 PM

"Just give Boxer a quick Judo chop to the throat and she'll leave you alone for weeks..."

Posted by: Hoodlumman at January 25, 2006 12:43 PM

Posted by: Hoodlumman at January 25, 2006 12:49 PM

You know, I didn't even see that one... that's what I get for being out of the loop. Oh well.

Posted by: Will Franklin at January 25, 2006 12:51 PM

(I didn't like the Wizbang contest much from last week, the picture just didn't inspire me much, The only entry of mine that I liked was the one that I thought of after the contest was over)

In introducing his fellow speaker at the event, Dick Cheney remembered NOT to inform Ted Kennedy about the trick trapdoor.

(and thanks for the 6-million dollar man win!!)

Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 25, 2006 01:28 PM

Vice President Dick Cheney demonstrates new Air Force bombing techniques by waiving his hand around and making "vroom vroom" noises.

Posted by: Cox at January 25, 2006 01:31 PM

" We have been dishing out so much horse sh*t lately it is piling up about this high."

Posted by: thomas at January 25, 2006 02:45 PM

"So I said to Helen Thomas, 'You have to be this tall to avoid a ride on the Cheney Pain Train.'"

Posted by: Jim Rose at January 25, 2006 10:55 PM

So we flew low and slow over Democratic Party headquarters... you know... just to freak them out.

Posted by: DANEgerus at January 26, 2006 11:37 AM

AIRPLANES flying into BUILDINGS is what the WAR is about! Any other questions?

Posted by: the paperboy at January 26, 2006 02:18 PM

I've had it up to here with the smears, the harassment, the outright lies. Just confirm Alito, okay?

Posted by: the paperboy at January 26, 2006 02:34 PM

Geesh Helen, even in the back of the room you're still kinda hard on the eyes.

Posted by: DaveD at January 26, 2006 04:15 PM

"I don't remember much about the actual procedure, but that was one hell of a needle."

Posted by: Sedosi at January 26, 2006 04:24 PM

Vice president Dick Cheney showed his age when he waved to Katie Couric said "Hello there little girl."

Posted by: the paperboy at January 26, 2006 07:11 PM

Cheney: "Lynne was telling me about her plans for the new garden and said she needed 'this much' fertilizer when Howard Dean walked up and said that he heard we'd been looking for him!"

Posted by: Poole at January 26, 2006 09:43 PM

"When I told the President I'd seen Brokeback Mountain and loved it, he lifted right out of his chair, 'bout yay high. Heh, heh."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 27, 2006 05:23 AM

..and I've had it up to here with....

Posted by: Colonel Steve at January 28, 2006 08:13 AM