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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 41.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


The actual caption:

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY) greets people as she arrives for U.S. President George W. Bush's the State of the Union address at the U.S. Capitol in Washington January 31, 2006. REUTERS/Jason Reed

Surely there's a better caption for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, February 7. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:


Winners from last week:


Jim Rose:

"So I said to Helen Thomas, 'You have to be this tall to avoid a ride on the Cheney Pain Train.'"



So we flew low and slow over Democratic Party headquarters... you know... just to freak them out.


Rob B.:

"Finally for our new NSA post on internal survalience I'd like to present our giant invisible rabbit Harvey."

Honorable Mention #1


Cheney: "Lynne was telling me about her plans for the new garden and said she needed 'this much' fertilizer when Howard Dean walked up and said that he heard we'd been looking for him!"

Honorable Mention #2


"Just give Boxer a quick Judo chop to the throat and she'll leave you alone for weeks..."

Honorable Mention #3


"And then I told him, if you eat all your vegetables, Mr. President, then you might grow to be this tall..."

Captioning pwns.

Enter today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 1 February 2006 12:29 AM


"How long will wait to applaud at anything the President says, Mrs. Clinton?"

"Two weeks"

"Um, isn't the speech supposed to last maybe an hour?"

"Two weeks... two t-tt-t-two w-w-w-weeeks..."

(okay, so it's an OBSCURE Schwartzenegger quote, but look at that expression!)

Posted by: Mr. Michael at February 1, 2006 01:17 AM

"So, I said to Bill... you see these stong white teeth? Remember them the next time you think about unzipping your trousers in front of an intern."

Posted by: Andy at February 1, 2006 01:45 AM

DRUDGEBREAKING: Rabid chipmunk attends State of Union Address. Developing ...

Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 1, 2006 05:00 AM

I vant to bite his neck...

Hillary's fangs came out!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at February 1, 2006 06:15 AM

AP BREAKING: At the William J. Clinton Presidential Center in Little Rock today, The opening of the first ever DNC Sperm Bank was announced. Former President Bill Clinton was said to have been instrumental in working out the kinks in several prototypes.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 1, 2006 06:50 AM

Hillary venting to Maya Angelou...
Maya: Honey, I have a mirror in my purse. I want you to look in it. Now tell me what you see?

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at February 1, 2006 07:05 AM

Alitos confirmation hit Hillary hard...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at February 1, 2006 07:08 AM

Hillary gets word that the President will announce a new energy bill...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at February 1, 2006 07:13 AM

"Oh, I can make a better fishy face than you...oh yes I can...see!"

Posted by: Kevin at February 1, 2006 07:14 AM

Hillary was warned that sleeping on her stomach could cause her face to become deformed! BUT in true liberal fashion she just wouldn't listen!...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at February 1, 2006 07:24 AM

Hillary's poker face gives her away every time!...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at February 1, 2006 07:30 AM

Unfortunately for Hillary, Ted Kennedy slapped her on the back at this very moment.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 1, 2006 07:31 AM

I will bet she sues her plastic surgeon?...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at February 1, 2006 07:32 AM

Medicare isn't going to pay?...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at February 1, 2006 07:38 AM

Rodney, I wish Teddy would have left the slapping up to me!...
Someone stop me! Please!... Okay, that was it!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at February 1, 2006 07:42 AM

Quick! She's decompressing!

Posted by: Cullen at February 1, 2006 07:50 AM

Am I going to run in 2008? Fo' sssshhhhizzle!

Posted by: Bob at February 1, 2006 07:54 AM

The "ayes" don't have it.

Posted by: Giacomo at February 1, 2006 08:08 AM

Mr. Michael:
It's not that obscure.

Posted by: Giacomo at February 1, 2006 08:11 AM

With the Earth still caught in the tail of the deadly comet, the zombie menace continues...

Posted by: John at February 1, 2006 08:23 AM

"Crikey! As you can see, y'don't wanna get the North American venom slug backed into a corner. Just stay away - never muck with it..."

Posted by: Hoodlumman at February 1, 2006 08:47 AM

"And I was like, 'Social security?! Oh no he di'n!' And she was like, 'Oh yes he did!' And I was like, 'Nuh uh!' And she was like, 'Shyeah, you know it!'"

Posted by: Trint at February 1, 2006 10:26 AM

The golden rod, previously stuck up the former first lady's ass, reaches her brain.

Posted by: Izzy at February 1, 2006 11:41 AM

Everything was going fine at the State of the Union until Hillary once again had a "blonde moment" and became distracted by a shiney object.


"Oh God, Sheehan is behind you with a Hillary '08 button. Don't look! Don't Look!"

Posted by: Rob B. at February 1, 2006 11:43 AM

An unexpected reaction between the Senator Clinton's Botox treatments and a Diet Coke couldn't be ignored no matter how hard she tried to play it off.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at February 1, 2006 11:43 AM

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton practices smiling in advance of President Bush's State of the Union Adress. In past years, Senator Clinton has been on the receiving end of criticism for her sour expressions during Bush's speeches, and is determined to silence those critics tonight. January 31, 2006. REUTERS/Jason Reed

Posted by: Mr. Michael at February 1, 2006 11:46 AM

She looks like she is trying to suck all the oxygen out of the room.

Posted by: Ken McCracken at February 1, 2006 12:38 PM

No one expected Hillary's reaction when she heard that Chealsa and Ted Kennedy were last seen leeaving the Chappaquiddick Island Bar headed towards Poucha Pond.

Posted by: Rob B. at February 1, 2006 12:55 PM

Though determined, once again Hillary fails in her attempt to walk and chew gum at the same time.

Posted by: DANEgerus at February 1, 2006 04:54 PM

I'm MELTING! Meltiiiiiiing ... what a world, what a world.

Posted by: Cullen at February 1, 2006 05:10 PM

"I ate Bill's liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Ff-ff-fftttttttt"

Posted by: Conservative_D at February 1, 2006 05:22 PM

A plantation worker from the House of Representatives thanks Senator Hillary Clinton for her support.

Posted by: DaveD at February 1, 2006 06:11 PM

"I'm sorry Senator Clinton, but the earwig was female and it had just laid its eggs."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 1, 2006 06:18 PM

Senator Clinton was hoping the large crowd for the SOTU Address would hide the tell tale signs of the bean soup dinner she had eaten hurriedly 2 hours earlier.

Posted by: DaveD at February 1, 2006 06:22 PM

"I wait three years for a face transplant and the only one you could find is Hillary's? Are you frickin' kidding me?"

Posted by: clay at February 1, 2006 08:31 PM

"Preeeeccccious...my precious."

Posted by: Jim Rose at February 1, 2006 09:14 PM

"...and the baby cried"

Posted by: WordBearer at February 1, 2006 10:20 PM

Botox ain't got nothing on what I'm taking!

Posted by: Cullen at February 2, 2006 08:44 AM

I'm going to SUCK!!! ... your BLOOD!!!

Posted by: the paperboy at February 2, 2006 12:27 PM

The hypnotic stare that transfixes the victim moments before the alien's strike decapitates it's prey.

Posted by: the paperboy at February 2, 2006 12:33 PM

You see, somebody slapped me on the back and it's just been stuck this way.

Posted by: Cullen at February 2, 2006 03:18 PM

She is hung-over from that Botox party Nancy Pelosi threw!...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at February 2, 2006 03:33 PM

Kill the wabbit! Kill the wabbit!

Posted by: the paperboy at February 2, 2006 08:00 PM

See, I do not have a race horse tatoo on the inside of her lip.

Posted by: the paperboy at February 2, 2006 08:03 PM

Bill's inflatable love doll expells some hot air, becoming deformed.

Posted by: the paperboy at February 2, 2006 08:12 PM

A horse is a horse, of course, of course.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 3, 2006 05:13 AM

Of course, she's an ass's horse, she is. Or is it the other way around.

My grandfather, the taxidermist, made these strange and wonderful creations, inserting glass eyes into the back ends of people's big game animals. And that's a true story. Caption or not? You decide.

Posted by: the paperboy at February 3, 2006 01:36 PM

Wow, I saw this picture on the Reuters site Wed. afternoon and thought I was the first to see it and post a contest. Oh well. Feel free to use any of the comments on the GOP and College contest as entries for this out of respect for discovering it first.

But of course I've got to post my caption:
Hillary practices her own version of the Dean Scream, "The Hillary Hiss"

Posted by: GOP and College at February 3, 2006 02:39 PM

The remake of the remake of The Shining where Hillary plays the part of bucktooth Danny never took off because of the botched lines.
What Bush heard: "Run, Rumsfeld, Run!"
What Cheney heard: "Big Red One! Send The Big Red One!"
What Cindy heard: "Wet Ones! Wet Ones!"
What Monica heard: "Wed Him! Wed Him!"
What Bill heard: "Red Worm! Red Worm!"
What Hillary said: "Wed Wum! Wed Wum"

Posted by: the paperboy at February 3, 2006 07:53 PM

After a bitter public dispute with Alvin and Simon over song-writing credit on their hit single "Christmas Don't Be Late", Hillary the one time "fourth Chipmunk", split with the band and went on to pursue a career as a Communist.

Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at February 4, 2006 10:46 AM

Briefly forced to come up for air, Hillary gives her all, 'Sucking Up' to keep minority voters on the Plantation.

Posted by: DANEgerus at February 5, 2006 12:02 AM

a 'Fark'...


Posted by: DANEgerus at February 5, 2006 02:35 PM

Hillary tragically misunderstands advice from her media consultant to "be less cheeky"

Posted by: Gaijin Biker at February 8, 2006 03:22 AM