WILLisms.com: Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 43.

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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 43.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

The actual caption:

Broadway singer Michael Feinstein, right, tries to show a dance move alongside President Bush at the end of entertainment at a Valentines Day Social Dinner in the East Room of the White House in Washington Tuesday, Feb. 14, 2006. Bush said he would not dance with Feinstein in front of the cameras. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

Surely there's a better caption for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, February 21. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

Winners from last week:

Rob B.:

Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Peter Pace had tried and tried to tell Rumsfeld that using gang signs was a 'bad idea' when pitching this budget to the NAACP but it was to no avail as Rummy asked the crowd,"Who let the Pork out!"

Buckley F. Williams:

"Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld entertains the crowd during a news conference at the Pentagon with his air-piano rendition of 'Stairway to Heaven' while Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Peter Pace rocks on to his right."

DaveD:

Rumsfeld again misjudges his audience by using sign language to deliver a speech on defense policy to a crowd of blind partisans.

Honorable Mention #1

Jim Rose:

After Donald Rumsfeld demonstrated his new hypnotic technique at a recent Pentagon briefing, the press reaction was unanimous: "I love it! Much better than Cats! I'm going to see it again and again!"

Honorable Mention #2

Laurence Simon:

Shut up, settle down, and you all can have the antidote when the conference is over.

Honorable Mention #3

Hoodlumman:

"A la tuhuelpa legria Macarena! Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena! A la tuhuelpa legria Macarena,
Aaaaaaa, Macarena!!"

Captioning is golden, silver, and bronze.

Enter today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 15 February 2006 12:00 AM

Comments

"NeeeewwWWW YOOOOORRRRRRRRRRK"

Posted by: Kevin at February 15, 2006 06:30 AM

"I hope you go — you know — I hope you go back to the ranch and the farm is what I'm about to say" -- George Bush

"Nice moves, but I still have no plans to see Brokeback Mountain"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 15, 2006 07:19 AM

"And now our first bachelor up for bids is Mike. We'll start the bidding for Mike at - get your hand off my ass, Mike."

Posted by: Hoodlumman at February 15, 2006 08:20 AM

"Deal??? Or no deal?"

Posted by: Hoodlumman at February 15, 2006 08:22 AM

After an extraordinarily successful 5 year secrecy campaign, President George W. Bush reveals his conjoined twin, Pepe.

Posted by: John at February 15, 2006 09:25 AM

President GWB's performance of Inna Godda Davita moves this man to Dance... The President gloats, while the Secret Service forms a circle around the President to barricade any further fans from getting too close!...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at February 15, 2006 10:45 AM

Michael Feinstein is more than a Broadway Star... Michael Feinstein is a pro pick pocket...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at February 15, 2006 11:04 AM

At little Billy's bar mitzvah, the ventriloquist was poorly recieved as everyone could clearly see his lips moving.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at February 15, 2006 11:12 AM

"Hey Rummy, take a look at Feinstein here making fun of your photo in last week's caption contest."

Posted by: Bob at February 15, 2006 12:23 PM

President Bush addresses the audience telling them "Hey, if I am looking bad? Don't blame me... Blame it on Carl Rove!" ...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at February 15, 2006 04:18 PM

Sensing something awry, Mike Feinstein glances down just before he's tackled by a Secret Service agent. Unfortunately, the agent was too late to protect the President from a "bad touch."

Posted by: Cox at February 15, 2006 04:19 PM

(in Tiny Tim Falsetto)

♫ Tiptoe to the window, by the window that is where I'll be......
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me! ♫

Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 15, 2006 06:29 PM

Rodney,... I love your notes!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at February 15, 2006 08:47 PM

And now, Michael Feinstein and his "Donald Rumsfeld at a press conference" act.

Posted by: Jody at February 16, 2006 09:23 AM

What are those little figures in the background? Uh, the caption...

"Michael Feinstein shows the President how to tap-dance amongst the Lilliputans 'without harming a single hair on their tiny little heads.' The President notes that the Lilliputans have tied his shoelaces together."

Posted by: the paperboy at February 16, 2006 03:10 PM

"Ladies and gentleman, Michael Feinstein here certainly has a curious way of dancing cheek to cheek."

Posted by: DaveD at February 16, 2006 05:08 PM

Bush: "I can't, Laura just gave me that 'say goodnight, George, look'."

Posted by: Maggie at February 17, 2006 07:34 AM

George Bush seemed to have no problem but Michael Feinstein struggled in the newest edition of "Skating and Debating with the Stars."

Posted by: Rob B. at February 17, 2006 04:59 PM

Bush: As you can see, I can control anyone....ANYONE!

Posted by: SgtFluffy at February 18, 2006 10:47 AM

While George Bush performed his ventriliquism act for a New York audience with a Michael Feinstein lookalike dummy, the self-mocking comments mysteriously emanated from an Al Gore lookalike dummy in Saudi Arabia.

Posted by: the paperboy at February 18, 2006 12:04 PM

I'm already holding it, man, so get your hands out of my pants!

Posted by: McCain at February 19, 2006 12:39 AM

"Uh, hey Michael, when I asked you to take a seat, I was kinda referrin' to one of those out there in the audience."

Posted by: DaveD at February 19, 2006 08:32 AM