WILLisms.com: Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 44.

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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 44.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

Newly selected House Majority Leader John Boehner, R- Ohio, right, whispers to Sen. Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., prior to President Bush signing bill S. 1932, the Deficit Reduction Act of 2005 in the East Room of the White House in Washington Wednesday, Feb. 8, 2006. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

Surely there's a better caption for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, February 28. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

Winners from last week:

Hoodlumman:

At little Billy's bar mitzvah, the ventriloquist was poorly recieved as everyone could clearly see his lips moving.

John:

After an extraordinarily successful 5 year secrecy campaign, President George W. Bush reveals his conjoined twin, Pepe.

DaveD:

"Ladies and gentleman, Michael Feinstein here certainly has a curious way of dancing cheek to cheek."

Honorable Mention #1

Cox:

Sensing something awry, Mike Feinstein glances down just before he's tackled by a Secret Service agent. Unfortunately, the agent was too late to protect the President from a "bad touch."

Honorable Mention #2

Rodney Dill:

(in Tiny Tim Falsetto)
♫ Tiptoe to the window, by the window that is where I'll be......
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me! ♫

Honorable Mention #3

Rob B.:

George Bush seemed to have no problem but Michael Feinstein struggled in the newest edition of "Skating and Debating with the Stars."

Captioning is high in fiber and has zero trans-fat.

Enter today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 22 February 2006 10:17 AM

Comments

"Boehner, right here behind ya."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 22, 2006 11:31 AM

"Sir, it's pronounced like 'feigner'... please knock off the 'boner' jokes."

Posted by: Hoodlumman at February 22, 2006 11:35 AM

Congressional Hill and the media were abuzz about the reported nipple slip until the story broke that it was actually Ted Kennedy's nipple.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at February 22, 2006 11:38 AM

Pssst, Boehner!... Did you here the latest Dem. proposal on how they plan to continue breast feeding off the Fed. Gov.?...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at February 22, 2006 01:04 PM

Capping off his victory, House Majority Leader John Boehner comes through on his promise to deliver "butterfly kisses" to the necks of the entire Republican leadership.

Posted by: Cox at February 22, 2006 02:50 PM

Boehner: Mitch... pssst... mitch... Ya know, it can be like this... just like this... always.

McConnell: God, I wish I knew how to quit you!

Boehner: You know... mitch... there's no 'a' in Boehner... when I'm with you...

McConnell: Ya know, it can be like this... just like this... always.

Boehner: The pup tent is pitched... Mitch.

Posted by: DANEgerus at February 22, 2006 04:53 PM

" ... then I asked Pelosi if she ever used "UPDog" on her computer. And then she totally says "What's UpDog?" And like, everyone is laughing and Howard Dean shoots Coke out of his nose. It was awesome..."

Posted by: Rob B. at February 22, 2006 05:05 PM

"... And I said 'Boehner?' Dang near killed her..."

Posted by: Hoodlumman at February 22, 2006 05:54 PM

"Mitch, y'got a little T-P on the ol' shoe there..."

Posted by: Hoodlumman at February 22, 2006 05:55 PM

"Boehner, Brokeback Mountain, 7:30, Balcony, Dupont Theater on 19th St NW."

Posted by: Maggie at February 22, 2006 07:07 PM

"Hey Mitch, Barbie says that Nancy says she likes you, and wants to know if you think she's cute."

Posted by: John at February 23, 2006 07:38 AM

Jane Goodall noted that much like chimpanzees, social grooming among members of Congress is used to strengthen alliances within the legislative community.

Posted by: DaveD at February 23, 2006 02:14 PM

"Ok McConnell, I'll push down on the count of 3, and you tell if it pops back into the socket. But promise you'll quit watching Lethal Weapon before a closed session, because this is getting old."

Posted by: Cox at February 23, 2006 02:47 PM

"I wish I knew how to quit you."

Posted by: Maggie at February 24, 2006 10:57 AM

(Boehner)Mitch....Mica lica hi, Mica hiney Ho....

Posted by: SgtFluffy at February 25, 2006 09:47 AM

No Mitch I don't see anything in your ear. Frist is the one who should be doing this anyway; after all he's a doctor.

Posted by: DaveD at February 25, 2006 11:27 AM

Meet me in the 'Lewinski' closet. and I'll show you to pronouce my last name.

Posted by: spacemonkey at February 25, 2006 02:12 PM

"Barbara Boxer has cooties... pass it on."

Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at February 25, 2006 08:59 PM

"I hate it when your ear hairs poke me in the eye."

Posted by: radio free fred at February 27, 2006 08:04 AM

"Deal Or No Deal?"

Posted by: radio free fred at February 28, 2006 08:53 AM