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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 45.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

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The actual caption:

U.S. Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia speaks at the American Enterprise Institute for Public Policy Research in Washingto, February 21, 2006. Scalia gave the keynote address about outsourcing American law. The U.S. Supreme Court said on Tuesday it will decide whether a ban on some abortion procedures is unconstitutional, a case that could show if the reshaped court will restrict a woman's right to an abortion. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

Surely there's a better caption for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, March 7. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

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Winners from last week:

1.

Rob B.:

" ... then I asked Pelosi if she ever used "UPDog" on her computer. And then she totally says "What's UpDog?" And like, everyone is laughing and Howard Dean shoots Coke out of his nose. It was awesome..."


2.

Hoodlumman:

"... And I said 'Boehner?' Dang near killed her..."


3.

Cox:

Capping off his victory, House Majority Leader John Boehner comes through on his promise to deliver "butterfly kisses" to the necks of the entire Republican leadership.


Honorable Mention #1

Rodney Dill:

"Boehner, right here behind ya."


Honorable Mention #2

Cox:

"Ok McConnell, I'll push down on the count of 3, and you tell if it pops back into the socket. But promise you'll quit watching Lethal Weapon before a closed session, because this is getting old."


Honorable Mention #3

radio free fred:

"I hate it when your ear hairs poke me in the eye."


Captioning is high in antioxidants.

Enter today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 1 March 2006 09:48 AM

Comments

So I snuck up on Dick and said "BOO!"

Which is as funny as a heart attack until... well... that whole Whittington thing.

We mailed him an 'I [heart] Dick' bumper sticker and I'm pretty sure Harry put it on his SUV.

[snickers]

I got a million of 'em!

Posted by: DANEgerus at March 1, 2006 09:55 AM

Oh my gosh! Anna Nichole is going to be here! I am such a big fan of Anna Nichole! Oh gosh! Does my hair look ok??? ...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at March 1, 2006 10:19 AM

"I support Stem Cell research, but only for hair replacement!"

Posted by: radio free fred at March 1, 2006 10:36 AM

You put your right foot in. You put your right foot out. You put your right foot in and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn it all around. That's what it's all about!... Same with the abortion issue!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at March 1, 2006 10:44 AM

"Calm down or I won't tell the Rat joke!"

Posted by: radio free fred at March 1, 2006 10:57 AM

"Scalia is my name not a skin condition!"

Posted by: radio free fred at March 1, 2006 11:02 AM

"Don't shoot, Dick!"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at March 1, 2006 01:04 PM

"Kobe! I'm Open!"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at March 1, 2006 01:06 PM

Embracing the role of the Left's boogeyman, Scalia demonstrates for AEI how he plans on emerging from Helen Thomas's closet later that evening.

Posted by: Jody at March 1, 2006 02:46 PM

"... but I live in a van ... down by the river!"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at March 1, 2006 03:19 PM

For the last time! I am not attracted to Ruth!...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at March 1, 2006 03:20 PM

Justice Scalia, performing "O Solo Mio" on American Idol. Later, Scalia was heard calling Simon Cowell an "idiot" for believing in a "living Constitution" and for having voted to kick off Mikalah Gordon.

Posted by: KipEsquire at March 1, 2006 04:24 PM

Two Wins in a row? Holy crap the pressure to 3-peat is huge. I'm going to have to think hard on this one.

Posted by: Rob B. at March 1, 2006 04:55 PM

"Slowly I turned....and step by step.....I crept away till ..... I was out of VP's line of fire."

Posted by: Maggie at March 1, 2006 05:28 PM

Just an aside, I listened to the entire speech by Scalia at AEI and it was phenomenol. And afterwards during his Q&A a bunch of A-hole punk college kids heckled him and would not shut up about Iraq and Cheney. It was so sad. Dude is a genius.

Posted by: Justin B at March 1, 2006 06:24 PM

Daaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy-O!

Posted by: SgtFluffy at March 1, 2006 10:36 PM

Now I will show you my Jazz Hands!...

Posted by: SgtFluffy at March 1, 2006 10:36 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: SgtFluffy at March 1, 2006 10:38 PM

"Justice Scalia. You've hunted with the Vice-President. What do you remember of your experience?"

Posted by: Poole at March 1, 2006 11:06 PM

"Justice Scalia. How would you react if Anna Nicole Smith offered to lap dance for a favorable ruling?"

Posted by: Poole at March 1, 2006 11:08 PM

Justice Scalia prepares to size up Anna Nicole Smith's assets...

Posted by: DANEgerus at March 2, 2006 01:05 AM

(To Howard Dean after the DNC chairman drops his Cloak of the Sith to reveal that Dean is in fact the sinister Darth Shmuckious

"You want force lightning? Here's some Force Lightning, Bee-Yotch!"

Posted by: Charles at March 2, 2006 08:45 AM

At open mike night at the AEI, Antonin Scalia scores laughs with his "liberals caught like deer in the headlights of oncoming Supreme Court conservatism" routine.

Posted by: DaveD at March 2, 2006 09:10 AM

The people at Artists Electrical Inhibitor were flattered that U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia would consider using their product to help attorneys know when their time was up and to stop excess run ons in their arguments. However, they realized that they had left the setting on "Stop an Oscar Acceptance speech" one second too late.

Posted by: Rob B. at March 2, 2006 11:20 AM

OOOOHH, you think you've got spirit fingers? THESE are spirit fingers!

Posted by: GOP and College at March 2, 2006 01:45 PM

Justice Scalia does his impression of a fetus during a partial birth abortion.

Posted by: GOP and College at March 2, 2006 01:48 PM

"Fooood fiiiight!"

Posted by: John at March 2, 2006 03:54 PM

For my next trick, I will make this glass of water vanish faster than a goldigger's millions.

Posted by: the paperboy at March 3, 2006 05:07 PM

It did not forebode any good for George Bush as the Scalia of Justice tipped ever so slightly to the left.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at March 4, 2006 08:52 AM

"... And usually when Ginsberg falls asleep I sneak up on her, like this, and go BOOGA BOOOGA BOOOGA!!

Posted by: Rodney Dill at March 4, 2006 09:55 AM

Scalia, also known as a hunter, discloses his evasive tactics employed when hunting with the VP.

(though Maggie already has a caption along this vein)

Posted by: Rodney Dill at March 4, 2006 09:58 AM

The crowd soon learned that Andres Cantor's job was safe.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at March 4, 2006 09:59 AM

U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia was turned to stone during a recent press conference after ignoring security's advice and making brief eye contact with Helen Thomas.

Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at March 4, 2006 10:17 AM