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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 46.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


The actual caption:

U.S. Chief Justice John Roberts, reacts as National Association of Women Judges President Judge Vanessa Ruiz, right, pins the association's pin on Chief Justce Roberts' coat, during a reception honoring retired Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor, Monday, March 6, 2006, in Washington. (AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)

Surely there's a better caption for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, March 14. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:


Winners from last week:



Justice Scalia, performing "O Solo Mio" on American Idol. Later, Scalia was heard calling Simon Cowell an "idiot" for believing in a "living Constitution" and for having voted to kick off Mikalah Gordon.


John (bonus for Animal House reference):

"Fooood fiiiight!"



Now I will show you my Jazz Hands!...

Honorable Mention #1


Embracing the role of the Left's boogeyman, Scalia demonstrates for AEI how he plans on emerging from Helen Thomas's closet later that evening.

Honorable Mention #2

Zsa Zsa:

Oh my gosh! Anna Nichole is going to be here! I am such a big fan of Anna Nichole! Oh gosh! Does my hair look ok??? ...

Honorable Mention #3

radio free fred:

"Scalia is my name not a skin condition!"

Honorable Mention #4

Rodney Dill:

"... but I live in a van ... down by the river!"

Honorable Mention #5


(To Howard Dean after the DNC chairman drops his Cloak of the Sith to reveal that Dean is in fact the sinister Darth Shmuckious

"You want force lightning? Here's some Force Lightning, Bee-Yotch!"

Honorable Mention #6

Rob B.:

The people at Artists Electrical Inhibitor were flattered that U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia would consider using their product to help attorneys know when their time was up and to stop excess run ons in their arguments. However, they realized that they had left the setting on "Stop an Oscar Acceptance speech" one second too late.

Honorable Mention #7

Rodney Dill:

"... And usually when Ginsberg falls asleep I sneak up on her, like this, and go BOOGA BOOOGA BOOOGA!!

Honorable Mention #8

Buckley F. Williams:

(U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia was turned to stone during a recent press conference after ignoring security's advice and making brief eye contact with Helen Thomas.

Honorable Mention #9


"Slowly I turned....and step by step.....I crept away till ..... I was out of VP's line of fire."

Honorable Mention #10

GOP and College:

Justice Scalia does his impression of a fetus during a partial birth abortion.

Captioning is compassionate and conservative.

Enter today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 8 March 2006 12:00 AM


"I Thought Kennedy Was Rough, But He Never Drew Blood!"

Posted by: radio free fred at March 8, 2006 12:44 AM

"Oh, we stopped issuing the cyanide-filled false tooth after Potter Stewart had that incident with the Fiddle Faddle, God rest his soul."

Posted by: Laurence Simon at March 8, 2006 08:15 AM

"Now John, hold still. You have to have a GPS tag implanted if you want to be let out of the court. You wouldn't believe how hard it was to find Souter on a Monday morning before these things were invented."

Posted by: Cox at March 8, 2006 10:34 AM

"...but it was hot out -sob- and I got a Ice Cream, and it was yummy -sob- but then it melted, and it got on my jacket -sob- and it wouldn't wipe off -sob- and I came and got you..."

Posted by: Cox at March 8, 2006 10:38 AM

I am going to poke you with this pin and it's going yo hurt you!...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at March 8, 2006 10:47 AM

Judge Roberts: OUCH! OW! That hurts!
NOW Lady: uh huh... I wanted it to.

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at March 8, 2006 10:56 AM

Sandra Day O'Conner didn't cry when I pinned her!
You are a big sissy boy. Butch up!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at March 8, 2006 11:01 AM

1)have to Pee....(best Forest Gump Voice)

2)OW!, thats my Nipple!

Posted by: SgtFluffy at March 8, 2006 04:12 PM

Justice Roberts: Pfft, so Scalia thinks he can sing. I'll show him.


Judge Ruiz: Hold still. I haven't got your mic clipped on yet, you idiot.

Posted by: Brandon at March 8, 2006 05:42 PM

Sean Penn accepts his "I'm #1" button while still in character from Sam I Am.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at March 8, 2006 11:56 PM

VANESSA: Oh, Your Honor, you look so handsome in that jacket.

JOHN: And you, Your Honor, look awfully sexy in that dress.

VANESSA: You'd look a lot more handsome with that jacket off. Let me give you a hand...

MUSIC: Bow chicka wow-wow...

Posted by: John at March 9, 2006 08:16 AM

"Dad let's me drive slow on the driveway every Saturday. 'Course the seats were originally brown leather now they're a pitiful red."

Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at March 9, 2006 07:54 PM

Roberts: "Hey look at me I'm a liberal WAAAAAH...Ow!"

Posted by: GOP and College at March 10, 2006 02:40 PM

"Ow! Okay, okay! Roe stays as is!"

Posted by: Jim Rose at March 10, 2006 03:25 PM

"Dread Roberts, indeed... (tsk tsk)"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at March 10, 2006 08:55 PM

"Very good Justice Roberts, Most usually pass out during this part, not many can handle the Ginsberg Ceremonial Mooning."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at March 10, 2006 08:58 PM

Vanessa: "This is how we play PINata with Justice Roberts."

John: "Technically Pinata is where you hang a Jackass and hit it with a stick until a surprise drops out."

Vanessa: "If you insist...I NEED A ROPE AND A STICK HERE!"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at March 11, 2006 01:52 PM

Chief Justice John Roberts can hardly contain his excitement about meeting the special guest at Sandra Day O'Connor's retirement gala, "Two minutes to Wapner... Two minutes to Wapner..."

Posted by: Mr. Right at March 12, 2006 01:27 PM