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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 47.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


The actual caption:

Sen. Russell Feingold, D-Wisc., takes a call on Capitol Hil in Washington, D.C.,l Monday, March 13, 2006, shortly after announcing that he would introduce a resolution to censure President Bush over domestic spying. Feingold, a potential presidential candidate, said on the Senate floor, 'The president has violated the law and Congress must respond.' (AP Photo/Lauren Victoria Burke)

Surely there's a better caption for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, March 21. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.

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Sean Penn accepts his "I'm #1" button while still in character from Sam I Am.


Buckley F. Williams:

"Dad let's me drive slow on the driveway every Saturday. 'Course the seats were originally brown leather now they're a pitiful red."


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"Very good Justice Roberts, Most usually pass out during this part, not many can handle the Ginsberg Ceremonial Mooning."

Honorable Mention #1

Jim Rose:

"Ow! Okay, okay! Roe stays as is!"

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"...but it was hot out -sob- and I got a Ice Cream, and it was yummy -sob- but then it melted, and it got on my jacket -sob- and it wouldn't wipe off -sob- and I came and got you..."

Honorable Mention #3

Rodney Dill:

"Dread Roberts, indeed... (tsk tsk)"

Honorable Mention #4

Mr. Right:

Chief Justice John Roberts can hardly contain his excitement about meeting the special guest at Sandra Day O'Connor's retirement gala, "Two minutes to Wapner... Two minutes to Wapner..."

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Laurence Simon:

"Oh, we stopped issuing the cyanide-filled false tooth after Potter Stewart had that incident with the Fiddle Faddle, God rest his soul."

Captioning is way better than burning yourself.

Enter today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 15 March 2006 12:00 AM


Sen. Russell Feingold accepts a congratulatory phone call from the President shortly after announcing the introduction of a Senate resolution to censure the President.

Posted by: antimedia at March 15, 2006 12:11 AM

Feingold is just learning the downside to caller ID ... all his calls are going straight to voicemail.

Posted by: Maggie at March 15, 2006 06:25 AM

"I've won a free hunting trip with the Vice President? No I... Uh, is this you Mr. President?"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at March 15, 2006 07:24 AM

"I Had My People Bug The Oval Office, Not Microphones, We used Cock Roaches!"

Posted by: radio free fred at March 15, 2006 07:31 AM

*Please hold for a collect call from Dukes County jail.*

Posted by: Hoodlumman at March 15, 2006 09:18 AM

Sen Russ Feingold [left] enlists the support of Giant Businessman [right, edge of frame] to get his censure measure passed against Presiden Bush.

Posted by: John at March 15, 2006 10:45 AM

Sen. Feingold eager to become President, contacts the Queer Eye Guy's about the decor of the White House... The Bush years clash with the Senators Far East Way over the edge ideas!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at March 15, 2006 11:28 AM

Sen. Feingold makes his daily call to Harry Reid to see if the Democrats have come up with a plan yet...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at March 15, 2006 12:01 PM

Russ: Hey Howard! Glad you called.

Dean on Phone: Is this Russ Feingold?

Russ: Yes

Dean: Senator Russel Feingold?


Dean: Russell Dana Feingold

Russ: Yes...

Dean: ...Listen

(Manchurian Candidate referance)

Posted by: GOP and College at March 15, 2006 03:07 PM

*To get Bush's latest poll numbers, press 3*
*To schedule a floor time for demogoguery, press 4*
*To attempt a vote for censure, please hang up and dial 9-1-1*

Posted by: Hoodlumman at March 15, 2006 03:25 PM

As Sen. Russell Feingold stuck the Lone Star Beer in his pocket he was unaware that behind him was Bubba, the White House's attack Armadillo. Sources were quoted as saying that he put us a decent fight before he succumbed to it's fury.

Posted by: Rob B. at March 15, 2006 03:37 PM

Hello ?? Hello ???? Henry ??? Henry ???

Posted by: Edward Lunny at March 15, 2006 04:22 PM

Censure uh hum! Uh huh! Huh? Hmmm. GWB BUSH! abuse, torment, accuse, attack, blame, disapprove, give him a good tongue lashing... Shame him out! Find some way to make him look bad! Ah hak...Ah hakkk...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at March 16, 2006 06:05 AM

Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now...?

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at March 16, 2006 10:18 AM


Posted by: Zsa Zsa at March 16, 2006 03:58 PM

"Verizon." "I Need To Know Where Your Bars Are In Washington D.C.?"

Posted by: radio free fred at March 17, 2006 06:54 AM

The name's Bag. Douche Bag.

Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at March 18, 2006 10:30 AM

"Mom How Can I Get People To Take Me Seriously?"
"And Will You Please Send Me My Blankey!"

Posted by: radio free fred at March 21, 2006 07:11 AM