WILLisms.com: Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 49.

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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 49.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

The actual caption:

U.S. Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) (L) hugs Sinn Fein leader Gerry Adams as he arrives for their meeting on Capitol Hill in Washington March 16, 2006. REUTERS/Jim Young

Surely there's a better caption for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, April 4. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

Winners from last week:

Rodney Dill:

"Hmmm.. my second term could use more Cow Bell."

Hoodlumman:

President Bush briefly poses for the cameras next to The Donald Rumsfeld White House Dinner Bell.

Rodney Dill:

GWOT MILK?

Honorable Mention #1

Hoodlumman:

George Bush spent weeks practicing for the day when the NYSE would let him ring the closing bell.

Honorable Mention #2

Mr Michael:

Once rung, the Bell of Binalatongan cannot be Unrung... and according to Legend, if I ring this Bell, the Powers of Mangatarem will assemble to help smite all of my enemies!
...so I'm looking at you, Mr. Smart-Ass Reuters guy... you want me to Ring this Bell?

Honorable Mention #3

radio free fred:

"This Is The City Los Angeles California, My Name Is Friday."

Honorable Mention #4

GOP and College:

"Moo Bi$%^, get out the way get out the way..."

But, really, you're all winners in my book.

Captioning is too sexy to be president.

Enter today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 29 March 2006 10:23 AM

Comments

Not even a hardened professional like Hillary could withstand the combination of Guiness breath and Irish Spring. She was later quoted as comparing the meeting to an "Irish car bomb, in my pants!"

Posted by: Cox at March 29, 2006 11:21 AM

Surprising no one, Hilary Clinton leans to the left as she embraces the Irish version of Yasser Arafat.

Posted by: Cox at March 29, 2006 11:24 AM

Hillary grabs Gerry Adams by the b*lls and whispers in his ear, "We'll always have that week in Poughkeepsie."

Posted by: WunderKraut at March 29, 2006 11:43 AM

Hillary whispers to Janet Reno at a party... Janet it has been so long! I hardly recognized you! Let me give you the name of my plastic surgeon. He has a great laser hair removal practice!...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at March 29, 2006 01:54 PM

Thanks Will, I'm honored

Posted by: Rodney Dill at March 29, 2006 02:25 PM

"I'll just have to conVINCE you to stay quiet about that night, I know you wouldn't want to FOSTER any ill will."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at March 29, 2006 02:27 PM

Dang it Rodney. You cost me the first ever Willisms Three-peat by one place.

A pox on you and your captions!

Posted by: Hoodlumman at March 29, 2006 02:33 PM

Given Bill Clinton's infidelities, he agreed to allow Hillary to hook up with her long time favorite Hollywood hunk, Harrison Ford.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at March 29, 2006 02:36 PM

Not in front of the cameras...!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at March 29, 2006 04:50 PM

Woa! Honey that is some broom you have on your face!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at March 29, 2006 06:59 PM

"Could You Make It A Small Bomb?" "I Don't Want To Kill Bill, Just Give Him an Erectile Dysfunction."

Posted by: radio free fred at March 29, 2006 07:10 PM

"Always remember - one goose, one knee!"

Posted by: Poole at March 29, 2006 08:08 PM

Always willing to lend a helping hand, Hoodlumman.
Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at March 30, 2006 05:04 AM

"Remember: no tongue"

Posted by: Izzy at March 30, 2006 10:11 AM

Gerry (whispers): "Cattle futures?"
Hillary (whispers): "Gerry, that is so yesterday. Walmart."

Posted by: DaveD at March 30, 2006 01:05 PM

Hillary, you're getting my Irish up.

Posted by: Bob at March 30, 2006 02:17 PM

'Twas Bill I was offering a sinn so fein too dear...

Posted by: DANEgerus at March 30, 2006 03:32 PM

Yeah, meet me back behind the pool house at about 11:45. Bill should be...Oh, damn is that a camera? Hug...Hug....Where was I?

Posted by: GOP and College at March 30, 2006 05:03 PM

(Admas)Pssst....Moustache Ride?

(Hillary)I didn't know it showed that much.....

Thank You

Thank You...I'll be here all week

Posted by: SgtFluffy at March 30, 2006 05:17 PM

"Blair sucks."

Posted by: Maggie at March 31, 2006 07:05 AM

"By kissing you, I get the gift of gab? Sounds like Blarney to me!"

Posted by: Maggie at March 31, 2006 07:49 AM

"Oh, that would be a fine sin, Mrs. Clinton. I'd be happy to oblige."

Posted by: Giacomo at March 31, 2006 04:37 PM

"...and then for breakfast, you can show me your Lucky Charms."

Posted by: Maggie at April 1, 2006 06:01 AM

"Hillary Greets LepraCon."

Posted by: radio free fred at April 1, 2006 09:03 AM

If you think bumping noses in a kiss is awkward, wait until they bump penises.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 2, 2006 06:31 PM

"My, Mrs. Clinton, what a big set of buns you have!"
"All the better to stick my head up!"

Posted by: Mr. Right at April 4, 2006 01:58 AM

acomplia
adipex
aldara
alprazolam
alprostadil
ambien
amitriptyline
andractim
androgen
anesthetic

Posted by: Michael at April 11, 2006 03:42 PM