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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 50.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


The actual caption:

Mexican PRI (Institutional Revolutionary Party) Presidential candidate Roberto Madrazo kisses a woman during a campaign event in Huejotzingo, Mexico, March 28, 2006. (Imelda Medina/Reuters)

Surely there's a better caption for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, April 11. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.

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Hillary, you're getting my Irish up.



Hillary grabs Gerry Adams by the b*lls and whispers in his ear, "We'll always have that week in Poughkeepsie."


Charles Austin (via email):

“A manly smell, but I like it too.”

Honorable Mention #1

Zsa Zsa:

Hillary whispers to Janet Reno at a party... Janet it has been so long! I hardly recognized you! Let me give you the name of my plastic surgeon. He has a great laser hair removal practice!...

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Mr. Right:

"My, Mrs. Clinton, what a big set of buns you have!" "All the better to stick my head up!"

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Gary Johnson (via email):

Sen. Hillary Clinton hugs Sinn Fein leader Steven Spielberg as he arrives for meeting on Capitol Hill.

Honorable Mention #4


"...and then for breakfast, you can show me your Lucky Charms."

Honorable Mention #5


"Remember: no tongue"

And, from the...
"So Bad It's Good Files"

Rodney Dill:

If you think bumping noses in a kiss is awkward, wait until they bump penises.

Captioning is part of a balanced breakfast.

Enter today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 5 April 2006 12:12 PM


Just another Politician kissing a baby to get votes...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at April 5, 2006 12:27 PM

The babies on the campaign trail just keep getting uglier!...Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewah!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at April 5, 2006 12:33 PM

After a good-luck kiss from her long-time coach, Maria was tossed a record 36 feet, 4 inches.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at April 5, 2006 12:57 PM

Even after Rep. Cynthia McKinney went for the bald look, she forgot her Congressional pin. This, of course, lead to her call for action against the mexican government for years of "racist explotation" after Mexican Presidental hopeful Roberto Madrazo kissed her and told her that he loved her work in "Good Times."

Posted by: Rob B. at April 5, 2006 12:58 PM

'tis better to have loved a short girl than never to have loved a tall.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 5, 2006 02:49 PM

"Good luck, honey, on your new housekeeping job in the U.S. Don't forget to send a postcard."

Posted by: DaveD at April 5, 2006 04:11 PM

" Follow The Yellow Brick Road. "

Posted by: radio free fred at April 6, 2006 11:00 AM

The National Enquirer catches Robert Reik's girl friend with another Commie politcian...!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at April 6, 2006 04:52 PM

MMMMMMM....taste like chicken

Posted by: SgtFluffy at April 9, 2006 08:53 PM

Horace Greeley: "Go North young, uh, .... well just go North."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 9, 2006 09:17 PM