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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 51.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


The actual caption:

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (C) and Gholamreza Aghazadeh (L), head of Iran's Atomic Energy Organisation visit the Natanz uranium enrichment facilities, February 2006. The administration of US President George W. Bush would likely spark a costly and unpredictable conflict should it strike Iran's suspected nuclear sites, analysts said after reports that such strikes were under review.(AFP/Mehr News-HO/File)

Surely there's a better caption for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, April 18. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.

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Winners from last week:



After a good-luck kiss from her long-time coach, Maria was tossed a record 36 feet, 4 inches.



MMMMMMM....taste like chicken


Rob B.:

Even after Rep. Cynthia McKinney went for the bald look, she forgot her Congressional pin. This, of course, lead to her call for action against the mexican government for years of "racist explotation" after Mexican Presidental hopeful Roberto Madrazo kissed her and told her that he loved her work in "Good Times."

Honorable Mention

Rodney Dill:

'tis better to have loved a short girl than never to have loved a tall.

Captioning is ninjatastic.

Enter today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 12 April 2006 10:50 AM


"If this is Uranium, why does it smell like goat cheese?"

Posted by: Cox at April 12, 2006 11:30 AM

Will, why did you list me as File it Under? It's not a big deal at all, just curious.

And thanks for the 1st place!

Posted by: Hoodlumman at April 12, 2006 11:44 AM

After playing the gag of pointing down then bringing his finger up into Mahmoud's nose, 'Nuclear' Nafis was beheaded.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 12, 2006 12:23 PM

"See? You didn't drop your contact lens in the patient, it's right here."

Posted by: Ken Summers at April 12, 2006 02:22 PM

"This Is Where We Store The Fruit-Cake."

Posted by: radio free fred at April 12, 2006 05:41 PM

"We Would Open This But George Bush Has The Can Opener."

Posted by: radio free fred at April 12, 2006 05:44 PM

"Go Ahead And Hit It, It Goes Boom Boom."

Posted by: radio free fred at April 12, 2006 05:46 PM

"This Is A Kegger, We Shall Drink It Tonight And Get Lost In The Desert."

Posted by: radio free fred at April 12, 2006 05:52 PM

Hasan drew the short straw and was forced to check the temperature as the thermometer shortage of 2006 showed no signs of ending.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at April 12, 2006 06:23 PM

Hoodlumman, you have now been credited with the win you earned... I went on hiatus to avoid making mistakes like that... doh.

Posted by: Will Franklin at April 12, 2006 06:44 PM

Boom goes London, boom Paree...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at April 12, 2006 07:43 PM

1) And eef you touch thees button right here...BOOM!..I keed, I keed!

2) *long sniff* AHHHH! I love the smell of Uranium in the morning!

Posted by: GOP and College at April 12, 2006 08:06 PM

"Hello, Prince Albert, you in there?"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 12, 2006 08:36 PM

Yes, I know all of the scientists are wearing masks and latex gloves, it's just habit. Means nothing. Now, notice the aroma of this batch... breath deeply Mr. President, like you would a flower.... yes, that's it...

Posted by: Mr. Michael at April 12, 2006 08:50 PM

Yes, Mr. President, we have captured Walt Disney! As soon as he's thawed we will have some serious entrants for our "Holocuast never happened" cartoon contest.

Posted by: bullwinkle at April 13, 2006 01:59 AM

"No Soup for you!"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 13, 2006 05:08 AM

"Using this highly diluted solution of Spanish Fly and chick peas, just crop dust the areas where you will speaking to get your approval ratings above 15%."

Posted by: Hoodlumman at April 13, 2006 08:21 AM

"And that, most honored leader, is why no-one has been able to find Osama!"

Posted by: Cox at April 13, 2006 08:51 AM

Look closer Mahmoud, the U235 is right there next to that dead fly.

Posted by: DaveD at April 13, 2006 10:56 AM

Mr. President, see the little guy going around in circles? Yeah, we need to talk about your "little swimmers". I think you may have spent too much time near the reactor.

Posted by: WunderKraut at April 13, 2006 11:37 AM

Iranians exclaim "Holy Cow" as they celebrate Easter over their new water font.

Posted by: Maggie at April 13, 2006 12:07 PM

You just dip in your finger; then I'll baptize you an official pain in El Baradai's ass.

Posted by: Maggie at April 13, 2006 12:10 PM

As the doctor prepared for the examination, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad had no idea that the routine would be so... public.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at April 13, 2006 07:01 PM

Whaught eeze thaught zmell? ...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at April 13, 2006 09:04 PM

This came from the Infidels, something about Hoffa was about your size sir...

Posted by: SgtFluffy at April 13, 2006 09:12 PM

"You can hide in one of these when the Americans come to bomb us back to the stone age, Mr. Ahmadinejad."

Posted by: Brian at April 14, 2006 11:40 PM

"This is what happened to the last guy who pretended that he was Homer Simpson."

Posted by: Brian at April 14, 2006 11:42 PM

So this is what Dubya's been looking for?

Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 17, 2006 10:20 AM

Golemraiser Aghazaghehazrezadeh, head of Iran's Department of Organic Recycling, explains to Iranian President Mahmud Ahvgotpiles that all he needs to do is to puke into the bucket and many needy Iranians can be fed with the big pieces.

Posted by: Izzy at April 17, 2006 11:14 AM

And this speck of dirt right here is all that will be left of us if you f&&k with the US.

Posted by: jimmyb at April 20, 2006 12:52 PM