"If this is Uranium, why does it smell like goat cheese?"

Will, why did you list me as File it Under? It's not a big deal at all, just curious.

And thanks for the 1st place!

After playing the gag of pointing down then bringing his finger up into Mahmoud's nose, 'Nuclear' Nafis was beheaded.

"See? You didn't drop your contact lens in the patient, it's right here."

"This Is Where We Store The Fruit-Cake."

"We Would Open This But George Bush Has The Can Opener."

"Go Ahead And Hit It, It Goes Boom Boom."

"This Is A Kegger, We Shall Drink It Tonight And Get Lost In The Desert."

Hasan drew the short straw and was forced to check the temperature as the thermometer shortage of 2006 showed no signs of ending.

Hoodlumman, you have now been credited with the win you earned... I went on hiatus to avoid making mistakes like that... doh.

Boom goes London, boom Paree...

1) And eef you touch thees button right here...BOOM!..I keed, I keed!

2) *long sniff* AHHHH! I love the smell of Uranium in the morning!

"Hello, Prince Albert, you in there?"

Yes, I know all of the scientists are wearing masks and latex gloves, it's just habit. Means nothing. Now, notice the aroma of this batch... breath deeply Mr. President, like you would a flower.... yes, that's it...

Yes, Mr. President, we have captured Walt Disney! As soon as he's thawed we will have some serious entrants for our "Holocuast never happened" cartoon contest.

"No Soup for you!"

"Using this highly diluted solution of Spanish Fly and chick peas, just crop dust the areas where you will speaking to get your approval ratings above 15%."

"And that, most honored leader, is why no-one has been able to find Osama!"

Look closer Mahmoud, the U235 is right there next to that dead fly.

Mr. President, see the little guy going around in circles? Yeah, we need to talk about your "little swimmers". I think you may have spent too much time near the reactor.

Iranians exclaim "Holy Cow" as they celebrate Easter over their new water font.

You just dip in your finger; then I'll baptize you an official pain in El Baradai's ass.

As the doctor prepared for the examination, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad had no idea that the routine would be so... public.

Whaught eeze thaught zmell? ...

This came from the Infidels, something about Hoffa was about your size sir...

"You can hide in one of these when the Americans come to bomb us back to the stone age, Mr. Ahmadinejad."

"This is what happened to the last guy who pretended that he was Homer Simpson."

So this is what Dubya's been looking for?

Golemraiser Aghazaghehazrezadeh, head of Iran's Department of Organic Recycling, explains to Iranian President Mahmud Ahvgotpiles that all he needs to do is to puke into the bucket and many needy Iranians can be fed with the big pieces.

And this speck of dirt right here is all that will be left of us if you f&&k with the US.