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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 52.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


The actual caption:

Two-time World Footballer of the Year Ronaldinho believes Brazil can live up to their billing as World Cup favourites and defend the trophy at this summer's finals in Germany.(AFP/Filippo Monteforte)

Surely there's a better caption for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, April 25. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:


Winners from last week:



Hasan drew the short straw and was forced to check the temperature as the thermometer shortage of 2006 showed no signs of ending.



"If this is Uranium, why does it smell like goat cheese?"



Yes, Mr. President, we have captured Walt Disney! As soon as he's thawed we will have some serious entrants for our "Holocuast never happened" cartoon contest.

Honorable Mention #1


"Using this highly diluted solution of Spanish Fly and chick peas, just crop dust the areas where you will speaking to get your approval ratings above 15%."

Honorable Mention #2

Ken Summers:

"See? You didn't drop your contact lens in the patient, it's right here."

Honorable Mention #3

radio free fred:

"This Is Where We Store The Fruit-Cake."

Honorable Mention #4

Rodney Dill:

"No Soup for you!"

Captioning is futboltastic.

Enter today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 19 April 2006 09:09 AM


An excited Ronaldo prances back to his teammates to share the details of his "unintentional" brush with David Beckham.

Posted by: Cox at April 19, 2006 09:51 AM

"The Secret To My success Is My Incredibly Long Toes."

Posted by: radio free fred at April 19, 2006 10:10 AM

Ronaldinho formed the goal posts for Perez in the semi-final match of paper futbol.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at April 19, 2006 10:13 AM

"Truth be told, Andrew Sullivan is not a long hitter, if ya know what I mean."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 19, 2006 01:07 PM

When Brazil was down, Ronaldinho could always be counted on to paralyze the opposition with his "Donald Rumsfeld fingers of death."

Posted by: Giacomo at April 19, 2006 03:25 PM

It looks like he has a vivid imagination...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at April 19, 2006 04:59 PM

Two-time World Paper Footballer of the Year Ronaldinho believes Brazil can live up to their billing as World Cup favourites and defend the trophy at this summer's table-top finals in Germany.

Posted by: Ironman at April 19, 2006 06:35 PM

Mia Hamm Denies Steroid Use in Women's Soccer

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at April 19, 2006 09:39 PM

Zay Hello to my little friend!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at April 20, 2006 08:57 AM

1) "You might have huge feet...but it's still only this big."

2) Ronaldinho watched as his left index finger goes in for a kiss.

3) Now listen here Mr. Contact. Don't you EVER fall out of my eye again!

Posted by: GOP and College at April 20, 2006 03:25 PM

After talking it over, Ronaldinho's one hand would be sure to know what the other was doing.

Posted by: DaveD at April 22, 2006 09:39 AM

Despised Jar Jar Binks actor Ahmed Best describes the length of his career.

Posted by: Adjustah at April 22, 2006 11:13 AM