WILLisms.com: Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 52.

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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 52.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

The actual caption:

Two-time World Footballer of the Year Ronaldinho believes Brazil can live up to their billing as World Cup favourites and defend the trophy at this summer's finals in Germany.(AFP/Filippo Monteforte)

Surely there's a better caption for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, April 25. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

Winners from last week:

Hoodlumman:

Hasan drew the short straw and was forced to check the temperature as the thermometer shortage of 2006 showed no signs of ending.

Cox:

"If this is Uranium, why does it smell like goat cheese?"

bullwinkle:

Yes, Mr. President, we have captured Walt Disney! As soon as he's thawed we will have some serious entrants for our "Holocuast never happened" cartoon contest.

Honorable Mention #1

Hoodlumman:

"Using this highly diluted solution of Spanish Fly and chick peas, just crop dust the areas where you will speaking to get your approval ratings above 15%."

Honorable Mention #2

Ken Summers:

"See? You didn't drop your contact lens in the patient, it's right here."

Honorable Mention #3

radio free fred:

"This Is Where We Store The Fruit-Cake."

Honorable Mention #4

Rodney Dill:

"No Soup for you!"

Captioning is futboltastic.

Enter today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 19 April 2006 09:09 AM

Comments

An excited Ronaldo prances back to his teammates to share the details of his "unintentional" brush with David Beckham.

Posted by: Cox at April 19, 2006 09:51 AM

"The Secret To My success Is My Incredibly Long Toes."

Posted by: radio free fred at April 19, 2006 10:10 AM

Ronaldinho formed the goal posts for Perez in the semi-final match of paper futbol.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at April 19, 2006 10:13 AM

"Truth be told, Andrew Sullivan is not a long hitter, if ya know what I mean."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 19, 2006 01:07 PM

When Brazil was down, Ronaldinho could always be counted on to paralyze the opposition with his "Donald Rumsfeld fingers of death."

Posted by: Giacomo at April 19, 2006 03:25 PM

It looks like he has a vivid imagination...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at April 19, 2006 04:59 PM

Two-time World Paper Footballer of the Year Ronaldinho believes Brazil can live up to their billing as World Cup favourites and defend the trophy at this summer's table-top finals in Germany.

Posted by: Ironman at April 19, 2006 06:35 PM

Mia Hamm Denies Steroid Use in Women's Soccer

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at April 19, 2006 09:39 PM

Zay Hello to my little friend!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at April 20, 2006 08:57 AM

1) "You might have huge feet...but it's still only this big."

2) Ronaldinho watched as his left index finger goes in for a kiss.

3) Now listen here Mr. Contact. Don't you EVER fall out of my eye again!

Posted by: GOP and College at April 20, 2006 03:25 PM

After talking it over, Ronaldinho's one hand would be sure to know what the other was doing.

Posted by: DaveD at April 22, 2006 09:39 AM

Despised Jar Jar Binks actor Ahmed Best describes the length of his career.

Posted by: Adjustah at April 22, 2006 11:13 AM