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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 53.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


The actual caption:

Former Vice President Al Gore makes talks to the media as he walks into a screening of the documentary 'An Inconvenient Truth' in Boston Tuesday, April 25, 2006. The film, directed by Davis Guggenheim, documents Gore's passionate quest to present the issue of global warming as 'our planetary emergency.' (AP Photo/Elise Amendola)

Surely there's a better caption for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, May 2. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:


Winners from last week:


Zsa Zsa:

Mia Hamm Denies Steroid Use in Women's Soccer



Ronaldinho formed the goal posts for Perez in the semi-final match of paper futbol.



Despised Jar Jar Binks actor Ahmed Best describes the length of his career.

Honorable Mention #1


After talking it over, Ronaldinho's one hand would be sure to know what the other was doing.

Honorable Mention #2


An excited Ronaldo prances back to his teammates to share the details of his "unintentional" brush with David Beckham.

Honorable Mention #3


Two-time World Paper Footballer of the Year Ronaldinho believes Brazil can live up to their billing as World Cup favourites and defend the trophy at this summer's table-top finals in Germany.

Honorable Mention #4

Rodney Dill:

"Truth be told, Andrew Sullivan is not a long hitter, if ya know what I mean."

Captioning doesn't grow on trees, you know.

Enter today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 26 April 2006 04:51 PM


This IS my happy face!

Posted by: Ikkonoishi at April 26, 2006 05:15 PM

I Did, Invented The Internet...! AND, I Hate You All...!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at April 26, 2006 05:39 PM

That Election Was Stolen From Me! AND, I Want To Be CALLED Mister PRESIDENT...!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at April 26, 2006 05:44 PM

Ignoring the subliminal suggestion of 'truth' from his left shoulder, former Vice President Al Gore continued to lie his a** off to the assembled media.

Posted by: Giacomo at April 26, 2006 05:45 PM

"Yes, it was an 'Inconvenient Truth', but honestly, there was no controlling legal authority. I swear."

Posted by: Giacomo at April 26, 2006 05:47 PM

"I assure you that it's every bit as factual as Farenheit 9/11."

Posted by: JohnJ at April 26, 2006 07:45 PM

It is getting Hot in Here...!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at April 26, 2006 07:49 PM

"The Truth? You can't handle the Truth!"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 26, 2006 08:26 PM

"I am Sensei Gore of the Spitting Cobra School of Political Martial Arts."
"Mr. Gore, President Bush today...MY EYES! HE SPIT IN MY EYES!"

Posted by: Poole at April 26, 2006 08:50 PM

As his Kingdom of Mordor smolders through the window behind him, Sauron adopts a new, media friendly "eco" persona complete with suit and tie and Al Gore mask.

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at April 26, 2006 09:10 PM

New this Summer:
Mission Impossible IV:
Al Gore 2008

Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 27, 2006 05:04 AM

Newly-hired consultants advised Algore to smile more for the cameras, unaware how twisted his facial features become when he says: "Cheese."

Posted by: Maggie at April 27, 2006 06:16 AM

This is your loser. This is your loser suffering the effects of global warming.

Posted by: Maggie at April 27, 2006 06:17 AM

You want the truth? OK, here it is: Bill killed Ron Brown and I did not invent the Internet, but Madeline really can leg-press 400 pounds.

Posted by: Bob at April 27, 2006 08:31 AM

Al Gore showed his sympathy towards Hamas and Iran by stating simply, "It was the JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSS!"

Posted by: GOP and College at April 27, 2006 09:59 AM

Madame Tussaud's opens its first exhibit in the new "Hall of Losers" wing.

Posted by: DaveD at April 27, 2006 10:29 AM

Finally! Proof that Al Gore really does blow smoke out his ass.

Posted by: Counter Trey at April 27, 2006 10:30 AM

I would like to take this time to thank everyone who voted for me...WHAT? I'll NEVER give up! NEVER! It is MY turn to be President! MINE...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at April 27, 2006 10:34 AM

Yet again, Jim's computer froze and another "fatal error" message appeared on the screen after he tried to download "ALGORE 5.0" onto his hard drive.

Posted by: Bart Harmon at April 27, 2006 04:44 PM

Al Gore's search for relevance descended to a new level of desperation as he kept repeating, mantra-like, the lyrics from an obscure Neil Diamond song:
"I am, I said . . . To no one there . . . And no one heard at all . . . Not even the chair"

Posted by: Bart Harmon at April 27, 2006 05:05 PM

Unfortunately, no one really noticed that that was a statue of Al Gore at the mike......

Posted by: SgtFluffy at April 27, 2006 06:45 PM

THE PICTURE OF BORING ALGORE: The portait of Algore once illustrating a beaming countenance slowly, almost imperceptibly, began to change to reveal the real Boring ALgore: a caustic, bitter, lonely man who feels the need to re-invent himself, chameleon-like, in each new environment.

Posted by: Bart Harmon at April 28, 2006 03:21 AM

"Yes, the fact that the Constitution makes the electoral college winner President even if another candidate wins a majority of the popular vote--would be another example of what I would call an inconvenient truth."

Posted by: Bart Harmon at April 28, 2006 03:26 AM

AP BREAKING: In other news a well known painting by Norwegian Artist, Edvard Munch, has been recovered.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 28, 2006 06:48 AM

The relentless beat-beat-beat of the liberal 'blame-Bush' mantra was eventually to become known as the Algorithm.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 28, 2006 09:29 AM

I have to tell you guys something. I know why Howard Dean yelled like he did. His wife and Tipper just came back from a 'girls only' weekend. Appearently they talked shop about thier sex lives. Well, to put it dellicately, if yo wife ever asks if you want to try some anal play after a weekend with Mrs Dean; just say no.

Posted by: Rob B. at April 28, 2006 09:36 AM

"Wait'll they get a load of me."

Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at April 29, 2006 08:18 PM

"I Would Rather Hug A Tree Than A Barrel Of Oil!"

Posted by: radio free fred at May 2, 2006 05:18 PM