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The Neatest Looking Spam Email Ever.

Dazzling:

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♪誰でも恋をする権利はある♪誰でも相手を見つける権利はある♪

♪無料で恋人、ＳＥＸパートナーを見つけるのは当たり前♪

♪だからこそ人気がある安心☆安全の完全無料サイトをご案内いたします♪

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本気の恋愛、ＳＥＸフレンド、ビジネスパートナー、割り切った恋など様々な

女性が多数登録中！！目的も同じなら即アポも楽勝！！

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Profile
名前：美和子
年齢：３４歳
体系：普通
タイトル：秘密の出会い

お互いに秘密の時間を共有できる方いらっしゃいますか？

もし、可能でしたらお会いしませんか？ご連絡お待ちしております。

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名前：みさき　　　　　　
年齢：２３歳
体系：ナイスバディ
タイトル：子宮が疼いてます

Ｍで淫乱な私と遊べる男性はいませんか？援とかじゃなく、

純粋にエッチをしたいので、会える方いたらお返事下さい。

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How exciting.

Posted by Will Franklin · 11 May 2006 09:15 AM

Comments

ＳＥＸフレンド、ビジネスパートナー、割り切った恋など様々な

Lots of questions in that email. Or maybe just important questions...

Posted by: Hoodlumman at May 11, 2006 09:23 AM

I'm curious, Will. How much spam do you get in your gmail spam box every day?

Posted by: Hoodlumman at May 11, 2006 09:23 AM

Hundreds. They go into the spam folder, and I rarely look at them. This one, for obvious reasons, was not in the spam folder. Too awesome to discard so "wantonly."

Posted by: Will Franklin at May 11, 2006 09:25 AM

Oh look, an advance copy of the 2008 Democratic party platform!

Posted by: Ken McCracken at May 11, 2006 10:18 AM

I'm not an expert on translating Chinese characters, and on top of that it's very difficult since it only takes subtle differences between each charactor to completely change a given meaning. That said, I believe you're being asked one of three things:

1. Are you "full of health"?

2. Would you like to buy some "0EM s0ftware?"

3. If you help this fellow obtain his millions currently locked up in a bank in Nigeria? He's offering a reward!

Posted by: Ironman at May 11, 2006 10:43 AM

You Have Just Won!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at May 11, 2006 02:01 PM

It's Japanese

It's an advertisement for the Japanese version of Adult friend finder. My wife speaks Japanese.

Starts off with the usual "Do you want to find love in your area" and eventually gives an example of a girl's personal profile at the bottom.

And yes, I have no life.

Posted by: Eric at May 11, 2006 03:14 PM