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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 57.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


The actual caption:

Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert, left, looks at President Bush as he speaks to the media during a joint news conference in the East Room at the White House, Tuesday, May 23, 2006 in Washington. The White House urged the visiting prime minister to reach out to the moderate Palestinian president, a step the new Israeli leader has been reluctant to take. (AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)

Surely there's a better caption for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, May 30. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.

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Guess who I am... Wrong! It was Earl Hindman. My turn again!


Rodney Dill:

Obviously the Numero Uno way to know you've made it is to be in Forbe's Who's Who of Kings, Queens, and Dictators, but what are the other nine ways.

10. You've Slept with Paris Hilton at the Paris Hilton
9. You really do have more money than even Forbes thinks you have.
8. Other Dictators avoid wearing Military Khaki's so they won't appear with the same clothing as you.
7. Whenever you say "OIL" the world price per barrel jumps
6. Your country has universal health care, (and the people have no freedom to complain about the service)
5. Whenever you say the word 'NUCLEAR' the world gets the hiccups
4. You have your picture in your Wallet, (On your currency)
3. You put a price on the head of your detractors (and you mean it, and can make good on it)
2. Donald Trump calls you up for advice



Look, everyone, I'm going to be a contestant on "Survivor: Despot"!

Honorable Mention #1


Fidel auditions for the part of Wilson in the recently announced Home Improvement: The Movie so he can add even more money to his offshore bank accounts.

Honorable Mention #2


How could I be wealthy? Have you seen my country lately?

Honorable Mention #3

Rob B.:

I know that the magazine is muffling your audio feeds, but seriouly I just had a anchovy pizza with onions and a load of garlic. Ok?... By the way, steer clear of the "little Dictators room" too. I had asparagus last night.

Captioning is the nectar of life.

Enter today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 24 May 2006 01:12 PM


"Mr President, you've got a poppy-seed on your tooth"
(sorry, too easy)

Posted by: cox at May 24, 2006 01:53 PM

Taken moments before the incident, Isreali Prime Minister Olmert is seen preparing to give President Bush a "wet willie."

Posted by: cox at May 24, 2006 01:58 PM

"Yum, I've Got Some Berber Bean Puree On My Finger."

Posted by: radio free fred at May 24, 2006 02:02 PM

("What the heck is he talking about???? Yeah, I agreed to reach out to Abbas, but I DIDN'T agree to do it on the Dr. Phil show!!!!")

Posted by: DaveD at May 24, 2006 02:18 PM

BUSH: "Sorry, Ehud, Dr. Evil impressions only work when one uses the pinky... and no I am not giving you one milllllion dollars!"

Posted by: Mr. Right at May 24, 2006 05:30 PM

BUSH: "I'm glad you enjoyed the KFC boxed lunch, Prime Minister... and yes that's a very common side effect."

Posted by: Mr. Right at May 24, 2006 05:32 PM

It works like this: when your lips aren't moving, then you're not lying.

Posted by: wcgreen at May 24, 2006 06:55 PM

Olmert: "So you think a fence is good for your southern border? Hmmm... Maybe we could use a wall... er, fence as well."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at May 24, 2006 07:19 PM

Thanks, Will

I liked the Earl Hindman caption too.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at May 24, 2006 07:20 PM

Olmert:Watch out President Ahmacrazyguy...This is my Nuking finger.

Posted by: SgtFluffy at May 24, 2006 09:44 PM

"Do you know where that finger's been?"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at May 25, 2006 07:27 AM

Mr. President, you're trying to seduce me.

Posted by: cuiusquemodi at May 25, 2006 04:09 PM

"Mmmm...tastes like International Zionist Conspiracy"

Posted by: Ken S at May 26, 2006 08:04 AM

"Uhhhhmmmmm? Borders? You need some "steeeenkin borders"? Mr. President, Sabres know borders reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal well!"

Posted by: Maggie at May 27, 2006 06:52 PM

The President's proctologist had strange tastes.

Posted by: McCain at May 28, 2006 03:24 AM

No, Mr. Cultural Sensitivity, I won't talk to the guys who built our border fence in Israel and try to "jew 'em down" on the price for building a wall across your southern border.

Posted by: bad-d-d-dude at May 30, 2006 11:00 AM

*You complete me.*

*You complete me.*

Posted by: Hoodlumman at June 2, 2006 03:15 PM

Hmmmmm. Nope, no clue. Who DID you get in the Sammy Sosa deal?

"It hurts right here."

PM. Olmert ponders how to ask Pres. Bush that tough question, "Who dealt it?"

PM Olmert is absolutely amazed that Pres. Bush can look at Helen Thomas for more than 10 seconds without puking his guts out.

"Did I leave the iron on?"

You had me a Nukular.

Posted by: walrus at June 3, 2006 10:19 PM