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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 58.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


The actual caption:

Rep. Patrick Kennedy (D-RI) answers questions during a news conference at Brown University in Providence, Rhode Island June 5, 2006. (Stew Milne/Reuters)

Surely there's a better caption for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, June 13. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:


Winners from last week:


Mr. Right:

BUSH: "I'm glad you enjoyed the KFC boxed lunch, Prime Minister... and yes that's a very common side effect."



The President's proctologist had strange tastes.


Ken S:

"Mmmm...tastes like International Zionist Conspiracy"

Honorable Mention #1

Mr. Right:

BUSH: "Sorry, Ehud, Dr. Evil impressions only work when one uses the pinky... and no I am not giving you one milllllion dollars!"

Honorable Mention #2


Taken moments before the incident, Isreali Prime Minister Olmert is seen preparing to give President Bush a "wet willie."

Honorable Mention #3


*You complete me.*

*You complete me.*

Captioning lowers cholesterol and balances budgets.

Enter today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 7 June 2006 10:22 AM


...and that's why I want to be treated like I'm black.

Posted by: bullwinkle at June 7, 2006 09:40 AM

"So there I was with my beer bong..."

Posted by: Rob at June 7, 2006 09:56 AM

"And I was all like 'Bro, where's the love?' And then I realized it was a roadblock, and not my bro from Zeta Epsilon fraternity."

Posted by: cox at June 7, 2006 10:07 AM

"... and my bar tab was thiiiiiiis big."

Posted by: Izzy at June 7, 2006 10:21 AM

But I only had one drink!! It was this big, but it was only one.

Posted by: christian at June 7, 2006 10:36 AM

I'm so drunk right now, my hands look blurry.

Posted by: Bob at June 7, 2006 11:02 AM

Rep. Patrick Kennedy (D-RI) describes his A.A. Sponsor as being about 30" wide, 7 feet tall, and having extraordinarily good hearing in a news conference at Brown University in Providence, Rhode Island June 5, 2006. (Stew Milne/Reuters)

Posted by: Mr Michael at June 7, 2006 11:51 AM

"Of course I'm going to give dad a hug on Fathers Day."

Posted by: DaveD at June 7, 2006 12:31 PM

"So then I says to Cynthia McKinney, just back that big A-- up."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 7, 2006 12:57 PM

Just as Patrick got his arms around the Kennedy legacy it mysteriously vanished.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 7, 2006 01:01 PM

In a moment of brutal honesty, Rep. Patrick Kennedy answers the question: "So how big of an a**hole are you, anyway?"

Posted by: Mr. Right at June 7, 2006 03:33 PM

Rep. Patrick Kennedy (Jackass-RI) describes the size of the Ambien he alledgedly swallowed before heading off to vote that fateful night.

Posted by: Mr. Right at June 7, 2006 03:35 PM

It's fun to dry out at the M-A-Y-O

Posted by: Mr. Right at June 7, 2006 03:40 PM

And if it weren't for my hair helmet, I would have been seriously injured....Thanks Rogaine!!

Posted by: SgtFluffy at June 7, 2006 04:11 PM

"What Can I Say, It's Genetics."

Posted by: radio free fred at June 7, 2006 07:41 PM

"The Pills I Liked The Best Were The Big Ones."

Posted by: radio free fred at June 7, 2006 07:45 PM

"A Large Rat Ran In Front Of My Car, I Think It Was Carl Rove."

Posted by: radio free fred at June 7, 2006 07:47 PM

"My Head Is Normal Size but Teddy's Is A Horse Of A Different Color."

Posted by: radio free fred at June 7, 2006 07:51 PM

"I Wanna Know Who Sent Me The Clown Slippers When I Was In Rehab?"

Posted by: radio free fred at June 7, 2006 07:55 PM

Look, I may be a drunk, but at least I'm not a fat drunk. Have you seen my dad lately? Jesus Christ, he's like THIS big.

Posted by: Ra Sun God at June 7, 2006 10:51 PM

"Representative Kennedy, just how big an A$$ are you?"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 8, 2006 05:05 AM

"I side-swiped a cab, bounced over the curb, hit a few garbage cans, then I lost control of my car."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 8, 2006 05:06 AM

Friends don't let friends bribe drunk.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 8, 2006 05:07 AM

"A big drinking problem? Errr...uhm...only about this big."

Posted by: Maggie at June 8, 2006 08:24 PM

Grrr! Hulk smash!

Posted by: Ken S at June 8, 2006 10:03 PM

"O Danny Boy...."

Posted by: Rob B. at June 9, 2006 09:33 AM

"And this imaginary beer stein, sir... are you drinking from it now?"

Posted by: Hoodlumman at June 9, 2006 10:25 AM

"They took the bar. The whole #@$*% bar!"

Posted by: Hoodlumman at June 9, 2006 10:25 AM

I like big butts an' I cannot lie.
You otha brothas can't deny.
That when a girl walks in wit' a itty bitty waist an'
A round thing in yo' face. You get SPRUNG.
Wanna pull up tough, cuz you notice that butt was STUFFED.

Posted by: Fersboo at June 9, 2006 12:00 PM

Patrick Kennedy: "z - y - x - u ... p *sigh*...... niner ... "
Press: "Arms extended and palms face down, sir..."


Posted by: Greensickle at June 9, 2006 01:09 PM

1.I'm sorry. Group hug!

2. Hey, at least there were no dead chicks involved, no what I'm sayin'?

3. As punishment for his transgression Rep. Kennedy was today crucified on a pair of american flags.

4. Ok, last question. I'm late for a vote.

5. Alright already, so I'm a nut that didn't fall far from the tree. Satisfied?

6. I consider myself the "Rodney King" of the Congress.

7. Throw me the goddamn ball, I'm open!

8. The reason I ran into the barricade was because I was keeping an eye on the grassy knoll, we Kennedys can never be too careful dontchyaknow.

Posted by: walrus at June 10, 2006 11:56 AM

Reporters continue to ask Kennedy about how much he has fallen behind in the recent RI polls.

Posted by: Maggie at June 11, 2006 07:55 AM