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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 59.
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Comedic legend Jerry Lewis, left stands with artist Leroy Neiman next to the Friars Club statue at the Friars Club celebrity roast in Lewis' honor Friday, June 9, 2006 in New York City. Lewis has been 'roasted' previously in 1971, 1986 and also in 1955 with then partner Dean Martin. The comedian-philanthropist was named abbot of the Friars Club and then roasted by his peers.(AP Photo/Stephen Chernin)
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♪ It's fun to dry out at the M-A-Y-O ♪
Rep. Patrick Kennedy (D-RI) describes his A.A. Sponsor as being about 30" wide, 7 feet tall, and having extraordinarily good hearing in a news conference at Brown University in Providence, Rhode Island June 5, 2006. (Stew Milne/Reuters)
"I side-swiped a cab, bounced over the curb, hit a few garbage cans, then I lost control of my car."
...and that's why I want to be treated like I'm black.
"So then I says to Cynthia McKinney, just back that big A-- up."
I like big butts an' I cannot lie. You otha brothas can't deny. That when a girl walks in wit' a itty bitty waist an' A round thing in yo' face. You get SPRUNG. Wanna pull up tough, cuz you notice that butt was STUFFED.
Posted by Will Franklin · 14 June 2006 03:06 PM
"Pardon pardon pardon! You are pissing on my shoe!"
Posted by: John at June 14, 2006 03:27 PM
"See, Leroy? See those faces? Hundreds of people out there in the audience, and every damn one of them is laughing at that stupid moustache."
Posted by: Ken S at June 14, 2006 05:20 PM
"C'mon, man, sing it with me! To dreeeeeeeeeammmm... the im-POSS-blllle dreeeeeeeeeammmm..."
Posted by: Ken S at June 14, 2006 05:24 PM
[Irk! Minor misspelling]
"C'mon, man, sing it with me! To dreeeeeeeeeammmm... the im-POSS-iblllle dreeeeeeeeeammmm..."
Posted by: Ken S at June 14, 2006 05:25 PM
OH MY GOD! Is Rany Quaid's mustache groping my ass?
Posted by: Cullen at June 14, 2006 05:47 PM
Holy Crap! Thats Jerry Lewis??
See that man over ther Pasquali, I want that man to die, die in a fire.
Posted by: SgtFluffy at June 14, 2006 07:01 PM
Captain Kangaroo and Mr. Green Jeans have not aged well at all.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 14, 2006 07:29 PM
An aging Mark Hamill plays Luke Skywalker in the new musical "Flaming Yoda." Leroi Neimann plays C-3PO.
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at June 14, 2006 07:40 PM
Yoda accepts the Flaming Jedi Award from Darth Liberace.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 14, 2006 08:37 PM
Comedic legend Jerry Lewis, left is presented with a protent of the future by one of the minions of Satan Friday, June 9, 2006 in New York City. Lewis has been 'roasted' previously in 1971, 1986 and also in 1955 with then partner Dean Martin by the Friars Club, but was put on notice that in the near future it may be for real.(AP Photo/Stephen Chernin)
Posted by: Mr Michael at June 15, 2006 12:02 AM
Jerry Lewis was awarded the "Burning Warlock" for his part in capturing accused witches and warlocks during the Spanish Inquisition. Nobody expected the comedian-philanthropist-witch hunter to make the event, given recent battles with illness; however, he said as he'd be wracked with guilt if he didn't attend. He just asked for a comfy chair.
Posted by: Cullen at June 15, 2006 05:30 AM
"Look, I got security at all the doors, how the hell does Rip Taylor keep getting in?"
Posted by: cox at June 15, 2006 08:40 AM
The heavy bidding by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for Niels Bohr's plutonium paperwieght at this years Jerry's kids beneift prompeted Mr. Lewis to throw in his "Pope Benedict visits Dante" night light and a personal back massage from Kevin Kilne to the Iranian despot.
Posted by: Rob B. at June 15, 2006 10:48 AM
Jerry is looking a little bit pale...He could use a good roast to beef up on the iron.
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at June 15, 2006 02:52 PM
"Leroy, you paint like I feel."
Posted by: DaveD at June 16, 2006 07:38 AM
Comedian Jerry Lewis accepts the highly coveted Joan of Arc Award during a recent trip to France.
Posted by: Mr. Right at June 17, 2006 04:03 AM
Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 18, 2006 02:38 PM
Posted by: party poker at June 21, 2006 12:53 PM