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Iran's Sham Election In Houston.
June 20, 2005 5:36 AM
Yes, Kanye, Bush Does Care.
Oct. 31, 2005 12:41 AM
Health Care vs. Wealth Care.
Nov. 23, 2005 3:28 PM
Americans Voting With Their Feet.
Nov. 30, 2005 1:33 PM
Idea Majorities Matter.
May 12, 2006 6:15 PM
Twilight Zone Economics.
Oct. 17, 2006 12:30 AM
The "Shrinking" Middle Class.
Dec. 13, 2006 1:01 PM
From Ashes, GOP Opportunities.
Dec. 18, 2006 6:37 PM
Battle Between Entitlements & Pork.
Dec. 21, 2006 12:31 PM
Let Economic Freedom Reign.
Dec. 22, 2006 10:22 PM
Biggest Health Care Moment In Decades.
July 25, 2007 4:32 PM
Unions Antithetical to Liberty.
May 28, 2008 11:12 PM
Right To Work States Rock.
June 9, 2008 12:25 PM
Social Security Reform Thursday.
March 13, 2008
Caption Contest: Enter Today!
Due: July 29, 2008
The Carnival Of Classiness.
Mar. 14, 2006
Quotational Therapy: Obama.
Apr. 4, 2008
Mainstream Melee: Wolfowitz.
May 19, 2007
Pundit Roundtable: Leaks.
July 9, 2006
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July 14, 2006
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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 60.
The actual caption:
South Carolina Lt. Gov. Andre Bauer, gets a hug from Senate Chaplain, George Meetze, wearing dark suit, as he begins the session Wednesday, June 14, 2006, in Columbia, S.C. Bauer is headed for a runoff against Republican challenger Mike Campbell. The winner of the June 27 runoff will face Democrat Robert Barber in the general election in November in the lieutenant governor's race. (AP Photo/Mary Ann Chastain)
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Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, June 27. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.
Winners from last week:
Captain Kangaroo and Mr. Green Jeans have not aged well at all.
"Leroy, you paint like I feel."
"C'mon, man, sing it with me! To dreeeeeeeeeammmm... the im-POSS-iblllle dreeeeeeeeeammmm..."
Holy Crap! Thats Jerry Lewis??
An aging Mark Hamill plays Luke Skywalker in the new musical "Flaming Yoda." Leroi Neimann plays C-3PO.
The heavy bidding by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for Niels Bohr's plutonium paperwieght at this years Jerry's kids beneift prompeted Mr. Lewis to throw in his "Pope Benedict visits Dante" night light and a personal back massage from Kevin Kilne to the Iranian despot.
Posted by Will Franklin · 21 June 2006 11:47 AM
You gotta pick a pocket or two....
Posted by: Rob B. at June 21, 2006 11:40 AM
Andre feels much better after getting burped by the good chaplin...Good boy! Look at that smile.
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at June 21, 2006 11:48 AM
A former altar boy and his former priest relive the beginning of their "special" relationship.
Posted by: Jody at June 21, 2006 12:20 PM
Ah, I fondly remember my alter boy days.
Posted by: Cullen at June 21, 2006 12:22 PM
Darn it Jody, you beat me to it! And you spelled altar correctly!
Posted by: Cullen at June 21, 2006 12:23 PM
"I'm so glad you made it to my graduation, Grandpa.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 21, 2006 12:27 PM
"Bring me the Sorcerer's Stone."
Posted by: John at June 21, 2006 12:55 PM
"It's good to see you, too, Harry.
... ok then.
Let go of me."
Posted by: Hoodlumman at June 21, 2006 01:25 PM
Jeff Gordon was quoted as saying "Hey, it worked for Anna Nicole!"
Posted by: cox at June 21, 2006 01:38 PM
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at June 21, 2006 04:14 PM
Bullwinkle, in dark suit shows his appreciation to the man who talked Will into changing the link in the Willisms blogroll from Random Numbers to the Bullwinkle Blog.
Posted by: bullwinkle at June 21, 2006 04:40 PM
Oh come ON people! Someone's got to say it:
"I wish I knew how to quit you"
Posted by: Ken S at June 21, 2006 05:18 PM
In what has become a South Carolina political tradition, Lt. Gov. Andre Bauer hugs the carefully preserved body of longtime Senator Strom Thurmond upon entering the statehouse.
Posted by: Ken S at June 21, 2006 05:41 PM
Senate chaplain George Meetze grimaces with disappointment upon realizing that he had misunderstood the invitation and wouldn't get to meet famed actor Andre Braugher.
Posted by: Ken S at June 21, 2006 05:41 PM
Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 21, 2006 08:22 PM
You had me at hello.
Posted by: Jody at June 21, 2006 09:04 PM
Andre loved his mortician job a little too much.
Posted by: Jody at June 21, 2006 09:08 PM
Imhotep.... Imhotep.... Imhotep....
Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 21, 2006 09:38 PM
"Hey! I can hear the Met's score on his hearing aid!"
Posted by: Rob B. at June 22, 2006 03:59 PM
"It's Hurricane Season, Can I Stay With You?"
Posted by: radio free fred at June 23, 2006 10:20 AM
Andre Bauer learned death taxws might be lowered or even abolished and immediately started sucking up to the chaplain!
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at June 23, 2006 08:13 PM
This Anna Nicole Smith Institute graduate celebrates his engagement in Massachusetts.
Posted by: John in IL at June 23, 2006 09:50 PM
Chief Justice Rhenquist and young law clerk John Roberts share a warm embrace in 1980 prior to attending meeting aboard the Death Star with Karl Rove to finish their plot to have Bush Declared Supreme Chancellor and crush the rebellion.
Posted by: Justin B at June 24, 2006 04:09 AM