WILLisms.com: Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 60.

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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 60.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

South Carolina Lt. Gov. Andre Bauer, gets a hug from Senate Chaplain, George Meetze, wearing dark suit, as he begins the session Wednesday, June 14, 2006, in Columbia, S.C. Bauer is headed for a runoff against Republican challenger Mike Campbell. The winner of the June 27 runoff will face Democrat Robert Barber in the general election in November in the lieutenant governor's race. (AP Photo/Mary Ann Chastain)

Surely there's a better caption for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, June 27. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

Winners from last week:

Rodney Dill:

Captain Kangaroo and Mr. Green Jeans have not aged well at all.

DaveD:

"Leroy, you paint like I feel."

Ken S:

"C'mon, man, sing it with me! To dreeeeeeeeeammmm... the im-POSS-iblllle dreeeeeeeeeammmm..."

Honorable Mention #1

SgtFluffy:

Holy Crap! Thats Jerry Lewis??
Oh Well

See that man over ther Pasquali, I want that man to die, die in a fire.

Honorable Mention #2

Zsa Zsa:

An aging Mark Hamill plays Luke Skywalker in the new musical "Flaming Yoda." Leroi Neimann plays C-3PO.

Honorable Mention #3

Rob B.:

The heavy bidding by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for Niels Bohr's plutonium paperwieght at this years Jerry's kids beneift prompeted Mr. Lewis to throw in his "Pope Benedict visits Dante" night light and a personal back massage from Kevin Kilne to the Iranian despot.

Captioning is bliss.

Enter today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 21 June 2006 11:47 AM

Comments

You gotta pick a pocket or two....

Posted by: Rob B. at June 21, 2006 11:40 AM

Andre feels much better after getting burped by the good chaplin...Good boy! Look at that smile.

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at June 21, 2006 11:48 AM

A former altar boy and his former priest relive the beginning of their "special" relationship.

Posted by: Jody at June 21, 2006 12:20 PM

Ah, I fondly remember my alter boy days.

Posted by: Cullen at June 21, 2006 12:22 PM

Darn it Jody, you beat me to it! And you spelled altar correctly!

Posted by: Cullen at June 21, 2006 12:23 PM

"I'm so glad you made it to my graduation, Grandpa.
Grandpa? wake up... er..."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 21, 2006 12:27 PM

"Bring me the Sorcerer's Stone."
"Yes, Lord Voldemort."

Posted by: John at June 21, 2006 12:55 PM

"It's good to see you, too, Harry.

... ok then.

... Alright.

...

Let go of me."

Posted by: Hoodlumman at June 21, 2006 01:25 PM

Jeff Gordon was quoted as saying "Hey, it worked for Anna Nicole!"

Posted by: cox at June 21, 2006 01:38 PM

Slow dancing...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at June 21, 2006 04:14 PM

Bullwinkle, in dark suit shows his appreciation to the man who talked Will into changing the link in the Willisms blogroll from Random Numbers to the Bullwinkle Blog.

Posted by: bullwinkle at June 21, 2006 04:40 PM

Oh come ON people! Someone's got to say it:

"I wish I knew how to quit you"

Posted by: Ken S at June 21, 2006 05:18 PM

In what has become a South Carolina political tradition, Lt. Gov. Andre Bauer hugs the carefully preserved body of longtime Senator Strom Thurmond upon entering the statehouse.

Posted by: Ken S at June 21, 2006 05:41 PM

Senate chaplain George Meetze grimaces with disappointment upon realizing that he had misunderstood the invitation and wouldn't get to meet famed actor Andre Braugher.

Posted by: Ken S at June 21, 2006 05:41 PM

Thanks Will

Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 21, 2006 08:22 PM

You had me at hello.

Posted by: Jody at June 21, 2006 09:04 PM

Andre loved his mortician job a little too much.

Posted by: Jody at June 21, 2006 09:08 PM

Imhotep.... Imhotep.... Imhotep....

Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 21, 2006 09:38 PM

"Hey! I can hear the Met's score on his hearing aid!"

Posted by: Rob B. at June 22, 2006 03:59 PM

"It's Hurricane Season, Can I Stay With You?"

Posted by: radio free fred at June 23, 2006 10:20 AM

Andre Bauer learned death taxws might be lowered or even abolished and immediately started sucking up to the chaplain!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at June 23, 2006 08:13 PM

This Anna Nicole Smith Institute graduate celebrates his engagement in Massachusetts.

Posted by: John in IL at June 23, 2006 09:50 PM

Chief Justice Rhenquist and young law clerk John Roberts share a warm embrace in 1980 prior to attending meeting aboard the Death Star with Karl Rove to finish their plot to have Bush Declared Supreme Chancellor and crush the rebellion.

Posted by: Justin B at June 24, 2006 04:09 AM