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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 61
The actual caption:
Bridget Terrell, 9, shows off her mud hairstyle while playing in a mud pit during the annual Mud Day event at a public park in Westland, Michigan July 11, 2006. Hundreds of children played in the shallow mud pit that holds 200 tons of topsoil and 20,000 gallons of water.Oh come on, there's gotta be a better caption than that!
Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, July 19. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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Captioning makes everyone happy.
Posted by Ken McCracken · 12 July 2006 10:42 AM
South Park introduces the daughter of "Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo" in an upcoming episode.
Posted by: John at July 12, 2006 11:22 AM
Bridget learns that the hole in the porta-john is a lousy place to hide.
Posted by: Jody at July 12, 2006 04:03 PM
Bridget Terrell said of her debate with Howard Dean, "I thought that the term 'Mud slinging' was figuative. Thankfully, Kos endorsed him so I was able to win by a landslide. No pun intended."
Posted by: Rob B. at July 12, 2006 04:44 PM
"Mudders Little Helper."
Posted by: radio free fred at July 12, 2006 06:07 PM
Did I miss the winners from the last one?
Posted by: Ken S at July 12, 2006 06:12 PM
Bridgett Terrell, 9, recovers from her "Take your Daughter to Work Day" here at Reuters head office. The annual event is dedicated to building strong families of all descriptions within the Reuters family. Miss Terrell took her turn at the editors desk, and learned what raw, unedited news really looks like, and why layers of Editorial Staff are necessary in protecting the Public from the news cycle. REUTERS/Rebecca Cook
Posted by: Mr. Michael at July 12, 2006 07:50 PM
Will is incredibly busy! I am not sure he even picked winners - please don't be mad at him.
Posted by: Ken McCracken at July 12, 2006 10:15 PM
Not mad at all! I assumed I just missed them (nice to know it's not me this time!;)
Posted by: Ken S at July 12, 2006 10:55 PM
Both candidates promised to run clean campaigns, free of mud slinging, but Bridgett Terrell learned the hard way that Suzy Jones was a lying poopy-head.
Posted by: Hoodlumman at July 12, 2006 11:29 PM
It's just another reminder of why children are not permitted on the floor of the Senate.
Posted by: DaveD at July 13, 2006 07:18 AM
DRUDGE REPORT: MOTHERS PREFER THEM SMELL OF THEIR OWN CHILD'S POOP - DEVELOPING
Posted by: Marc McCall at July 13, 2006 09:22 AM
DRUDGE REPORT: MOTHERS PREFER THE SMELL OF THEIR OWN CHILD'S POOP - DEVELOPING
Posted by: Marc McCall at July 13, 2006 09:24 AM
1950s-era fashion magazines recovered at the site of a DC-3 crash in the jungles of Melanesia are believed to have inspired the native Mud-people's "beehive" hairdos as part of their cargo-cult.
Posted by: Ironman at July 13, 2006 11:17 AM
A day at the zoo for this young lady turned into a messy situation while visiting the elephants... Have you heard about the elephant with diarrhea???? It is all over town.
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at July 13, 2006 09:54 PM
Hillary Clinton removes her mask, revealing herself to be a mud creature.
Posted by: Ra Sun God at July 13, 2006 11:54 PM
Bridget Terrell, 9, learns why it's not a good idea to brownnose.
Posted by: Ra Sun God at July 13, 2006 11:57 PM
Bridget Terrell recounts her recent visit with Karl Rove in his GOP campaign war room.
Posted by: realitybasedbob at July 14, 2006 08:26 AM
It's Not Easy To Be The Rest-Room Monitor."
Posted by: radio free fred at July 14, 2006 10:23 AM
"This Is What Happens When You Stand Between Valerie Plame And Karl Rove."
Posted by: radio free fred at July 14, 2006 11:00 AM
Beware! If your children look like this, they may grow to be stinky hippies.
Posted by: GOP and College at July 14, 2006 05:50 PM
Haunted by the past, Bill Cosby continues to see Pudding Pops everywhere he goes...
Posted by: Adjustah at July 15, 2006 09:41 AM
Bridgette found out a little too late to never approach a cow from behind
Posted by: SgtFluffy at July 15, 2006 03:12 PM
It suddenly occurred to Bridget that the only difference between a spa treatment and her mudwrestling gig was who got paid.
Posted by: Julie at July 16, 2006 12:28 PM
OK, so not everyone is a fan of Sesame Street's Big Bird.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at July 17, 2006 10:32 AM
Posted by: Rodney Dill at July 17, 2006 10:33 AM