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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 62

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


The actual caption:
Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards attends a press conference in Milan July 10, 2006. The Stones will play their first concert since Richards' injury on July 11 in Milan. (ITALY)
There must be a better caption than this! America, We Can Do Better.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, July 25. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:


Winners from last week: 1. Julie:

It suddenly occurred to Bridget that the only difference between a spa treatment and her mudwrestling gig was who got paid.
2. Rodney Dill:

OK, so not everyone is a fan of Sesame Street's Big Bird.
3. Radio Free Fred:
Mudders Little Helper.

Honorable Mention #1 Hoodlumman:
Both candidates promised to run clean campaigns, free of mud slinging, but Bridgett Terrell learned the hard way that Suzy Jones was a lying poopy-head.

Honorable Mention #2 Zsa Zsa:
A day at the zoo for this young lady turned into a messy situation while visiting the elephants... Have you heard about the elephant with diarrhea???? It is all over town.

Honorable Mention #3 RealityBasedBob:
Bridget Terrell recounts her recent visit with Karl Rove in his GOP campaign war room.

Captioning keeps the nation strong. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 19 July 2006 12:48 PM


Johnny Depp at the world premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean XIX: A Pirate Looks at 70.

Posted by: Bob at July 19, 2006 12:50 PM

When will he learn those see through shirts are no longer attractive at his age?...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at July 19, 2006 12:55 PM

"Has anyone seen my liver?"

Posted by: cox at July 19, 2006 01:22 PM

July 19, 2045: Brandon Routh visits the new Fortress of Solitude in this scene from "Superman 20: Superman Re-returns."

Posted by: John at July 19, 2006 01:32 PM

Due to years of substance use, Keith now employs the use of a exoskeleton.

~roll tape, screen test: Oz, We are in Kansas after all, Take 1~
Scarecrow: "I wish I had a brain, Dorthy"
Oh, he's a natural

Posted by: Rob B. at July 19, 2006 01:34 PM

Margo Kingston arrives for the gala celebration of her latest venture.

Posted by: Ken S at July 19, 2006 02:32 PM

Dr. 90210's liposuction went a little too far...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at July 19, 2006 05:53 PM

During a typical weekday afternoon, Keith can't seem to figure out if he's tripping or if what he's doing is real.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at July 19, 2006 06:27 PM

What a drag it is getting old.

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at July 19, 2006 07:04 PM

"Well I always keep the beat, but the lyrics are more like a guideline than actual rules, really."

(Thanks Ken)

Posted by: Rodney Dill at July 19, 2006 07:42 PM

Ken Melhman ponders his future as the pranksters’ bus pulls away without him.

Posted by: realitybasedbob at July 19, 2006 09:38 PM

"One Too Many Toke-A- Nuts."

Posted by: radio free fred at July 20, 2006 10:02 AM

"I'll Answer The Question, As Soon As The Room Quits Spinning."

( *Thanks Ken* )

Posted by: radio free fred at July 20, 2006 10:17 AM

"No, I'm not naked!!! Next question, please!!"

Posted by: DaveD at July 20, 2006 03:03 PM

"Uh, Dead Concert???"

Posted by: DaveD at July 20, 2006 03:10 PM

Keith Richards with new love interest, Calista Flockhart.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at July 20, 2006 07:50 PM

"Last thing I remember, I was thinkin' to meself, 'My, what a lovely buncha coconuts.'"

Posted by: Julie at July 20, 2006 10:55 PM

"Please stop the spin from rooming, man."

(Inspired by radio free fred)

Posted by: Adjustah at July 21, 2006 07:02 AM

"Press conference? No, I ordered a gin and tonic."

Posted by: Adjustah at July 22, 2006 04:41 AM

Keith tries to explain the trouble he has grasping the fact that he wasn't just tripping as he lay in the ER but that the bright lights and dark tunnel were actually a "near-death experience".

Posted by: Maggie at July 22, 2006 12:20 PM