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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 63

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

The actual caption:
U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice (L) looks at Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas during their joint news conference at Palestinian Authority headquarters in the West Bank city of Ramallah, July 25, 2006.
They expect us to believe that caption? Tell us what it should really say.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, August 2. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:


Winners from last week: 1. Radio Free Fred:

I'll Answer The Question, As Soon As The Room Quits Spinning.

2. The Adjustah:

Press conference? No, I ordered a gin and tonic.
3. Bob:
Johnny Depp at the world premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean XIX: A Pirate Looks at 70.

Honorable Mention #1 Rob B :
Due to years of substance use, Keith now employs the use of a exoskeleton.

Honorable Mention #2 Zsa Zsa:
What a drag it is getting old.

Honorable Mention #3 Rodney Dill :
Keith Richards with new love interest, Calista Flockhart.

When you caption, we all win. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 26 July 2006 02:37 PM


The Palestinian President pointing out to Condi that Yasser Arafat won the Nobel Peace Prize...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at July 26, 2006 02:43 PM

"Pull my finger."

Posted by: Bob at July 26, 2006 02:46 PM

"it's just down at the end of that hallway on your right."

Posted by: DaveD at July 26, 2006 03:57 PM

You you there, get me some metamucil...Stat!

Posted by: SgtFluffy at July 26, 2006 04:05 PM

"This meeting has brought good understanding. Am I supposed to rub your shoulders now?"

Posted by: DaveD at July 26, 2006 04:05 PM

ay yo ay yo ay yo

chekc it out with a doubt I'm on the stage
battling mc's with the jealous rage
condi you try to con me you must be wrong G
step to abu mazem, i leave mikes blazin"

Posted by: lester at July 26, 2006 04:32 PM

Where's your hijab you infidel whore!?!?!?

Posted by: Sedosi at July 26, 2006 04:34 PM

U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice was shocked when Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas revealed who shot J.R.

Posted by: Jody at July 26, 2006 04:43 PM

"Your Not Fooling Me, Your David Letterman In A Chick Suit!"

(Thanks Ken, and a Special Thanks to Keith)

Posted by: radio free fred at July 26, 2006 05:57 PM

Agent 69 Holds Her Ground...

Posted by: radio free fred at July 26, 2006 06:01 PM

"Anything you can do I can do better, I can do anything better than you!"

"No you can't!"

"Yes I can!"

"No you can't!"

"Yes I can!"

Posted by: Ken S at July 26, 2006 06:34 PM

Condoleeza Rice introduces Mahmoud Abbas to the classic game "Guess which hand".

Posted by: Ken S at July 26, 2006 06:36 PM

"Mahmoud, keep pointing that finger and I'll slap you into the middle of next week."

Posted by: Ken S at July 26, 2006 06:37 PM

"Coffee, two lumps, cream, NOW!"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at July 26, 2006 06:54 PM

"...yes and my wife really likes your show, Oprah."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at July 26, 2006 06:55 PM

"In the cones of silence no spies can overhear us."
"In ..."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at July 26, 2006 06:57 PM

"Boy, don't waze your finger at me! I'll slap your Tree flag waving butt back into the stone age. I don't play that. I'm keepin it real."

Posted by: Rob B. at July 26, 2006 07:30 PM

"What you have to realize, ladies and gentlemen, is that I am a tool.

What the?! Wait a minute! Who's been messing with my note cards? YOU!"

Posted by: Jim Rose at July 26, 2006 11:58 PM

"Now get in the kitchen and make me some pie, bitch!"

Posted by: Ken S at July 27, 2006 09:04 AM

"Do You Have Tan Lines?"

Posted by: radio free fred at July 28, 2006 10:08 PM

Wanting to project a more playful image, Mahmoud shoots a rubber band at Condoleeza's ear.

Posted by: Julie at July 28, 2006 10:26 PM

Oh no he didn't. I'm going to slap him back to the 10th century if he keeps wagging that finger in my face!

Posted by: Fersboo at July 29, 2006 10:58 AM

Mahmoud points out what a old goat he is! ...Condi reminds him, You are what you eat!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at July 29, 2006 04:15 PM

"If You Could See Things My Way, You Would Be Converted Rice."

Posted by: radio free fred at July 29, 2006 05:18 PM

Can you hear me now?

Posted by: Maggie at July 30, 2006 10:48 AM