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Star Wars fans were thrilled today as dazzling computer generated scenes from the upcoming sequel "Attack of the Cloning Tool" were released to the Reuters news agency....

"When Are The Adults Going To Be In Charge?"

Reuters announced today that Mel Gibson has been chosen to head up their photojournalism department.

"The Annual Beirut Street Fair Is Getting A lot Of Attention But Attendance Is Down This Year."

Hezbollah and Reuters presented new architectural mock ups of the ovens they plan to operate in Beirut. "Rocket attacks have not been nearly efficient enough at killing Jews, so despite the fact that we deny the holocaust ever occurred, we have much to learn from the Germans."

Plumes of smoke...Oh man, we really need to hire somebody a little more adept at photoshopping so bloggers like Rusty Shackleford, Charles Johnson, and Jeff Harrell can't call us out so easily.

(Reuters)Israeli Air force jets once again attacked Lebanon using Microsoft Flight Simulator 2005. After IDF programmers added more buildings and a darker hue to the hue to the Lebanon.mod file the devastation was horrific.

Modify the above comment to remove the redundancy please. Was distracted while making it.

Aug 5, 2007 ~ Akmad uses too much starter fluid on the wood chips causeing the Great Grill Fire of Beruit

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While the "hide behind civilians and Iranian assistence feature add to the experience of this new "Grand Theft Auto: Hezbollah Hammering" the repetitive backgrounds and poor smoke object rendering really distract from the game play.

Aug 5, 2007 ~ Akmad uses too much starter fluid on the wood chips causeing the Great Grill Fire of Beruit

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While the "hide behind civilians and Iranian assistence feature add to the experience of this new "Grand Theft Auto: Hezbollah Hammering" the repetitive backgrounds and poor smoke object rendering really distract from the game play.

Adnan Hajj captures his rendition of the great smokey divide between the media and what is actually happening in Lebanon.

Adnan Hajj Productions. We photograph weddings, funerals, and special events of all kinds.

Dude, this is the guy that photographed my wedding to Pam Anderson last week.--Justin

"For god's sake, this is EXACTLY why I told you: when Ken McCracken asks you to pull his finger, DON'T DO IT!!!!!!"

J.

The press photography staff stopped through Amsterdam. So, if they seem as if they have been smoking something???? Well, just take a look at those clouds...

S-M-O-K-E S-I-G-N-A-L-S *** ( Reuters )

"More smoke! MORE smoke, dammit!!"

Global warming...Hezbollah style!

Reuters' credibility goes up in smoke.

Jack Bauer wuz here.

Hizbollah wishes to remind everyone of the dangers of second-hand smoke; and third-hand smoke; and fourth-hand smoke; and fifth-hand smoke; and sixth-hand smoke; and seventh-hand smoke...

Thanks for last week, Ken.

The international community condemned recent Israeli actions which are clearly contributing to global climate change. We offer this proof of the Zionist plot to control the weather. It may be fake, but it's accurate. Really, we mean it. Come on, you can trust us.