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« How Big Is The Reuters Photo Scandal? | WILLisms.com | Closed Primaries and the Lieberman Effect »

Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 65

**SPECIAL EDITION**

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

princecharles.jpg

There is no actual caption - this photo has been killed by Reuters! As if we can believe anything they'd put in the caption anyway. Tell us what Reuters should have put in the caption if they were, you know, honest.

I admit this will be a hard one to caption, but maybe you can win acclaim for writing the definitive caption for the most infamous photo of all.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, August 15. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

rice-abbas.jpg

Winners from last week: 1. Rodney Dill:

He may be keeping the stiff British upper lip, but other features required closer scrutiny.

2. Mr. Right:

Prince Charles was determined to find his last shred of dignity, even if it took resorting to the most drastic of measures!

3. Sedosi:
An elated Prince Charles reacts to news that the fine print in his wedding agreement allows for concubines.

Honorable Mention #1 DaveD:
Worth a look, but still not king size.

Honorable Mention #2 SgtFluffy:
Now that he has found his willy again, Prince Charles will now go forth and finally consumate his marriage.

Honorable Mention #3 Ken S:

Excuse me while I whip this out...

Captioning is too important to be left to Reuters. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 9 August 2006 06:49 AM

Comments

Repeated attacks by IAF units create reapeated attacks by locals IAF units create chaos in Lebanese neighborhoods yesterday as Lebanese neighborhoods create chaos in IAF neighborhoods as locals find ways to get their neighborhoods message of desperatation to the Lebanese world. Damage estimates have been IAF units difficult for locals to create chaos and come by as transportation has yesterday been sharply curtailed due to locals find ways to IAF units destruction of the infrastructurecture. REUTERS/Adnan REUTERS/Adnan Lebonese chaos Hajj

Posted by: Mr Michael at August 9, 2006 08:43 AM

Star Wars fans were thrilled today as dazzling computer generated scenes from the upcoming sequel "Attack of the Cloning Tool" were released to the Reuters news agency....

Posted by: Ironman at August 9, 2006 08:44 AM

"When Are The Adults Going To Be In Charge?"

Posted by: radio free fred at August 9, 2006 11:06 AM

Reuters announced today that Mel Gibson has been chosen to head up their photojournalism department.

Posted by: Sedosi at August 9, 2006 11:21 AM

"The Annual Beirut Street Fair Is Getting A lot Of Attention But Attendance Is Down This Year."

Posted by: radio free fred at August 9, 2006 11:36 AM

Hezbollah and Reuters presented new architectural mock ups of the ovens they plan to operate in Beirut. "Rocket attacks have not been nearly efficient enough at killing Jews, so despite the fact that we deny the holocaust ever occurred, we have much to learn from the Germans."

Posted by: Justin B. at August 9, 2006 11:40 AM

Plumes of smoke...Oh man, we really need to hire somebody a little more adept at photoshopping so bloggers like Rusty Shackleford, Charles Johnson, and Jeff Harrell can't call us out so easily.

Posted by: Brandon at August 9, 2006 11:57 AM

(Reuters)Israeli Air force jets once again attacked Lebanon using Microsoft Flight Simulator 2005. After IDF programmers added more buildings and a darker hue to the hue to the Lebanon.mod file the devastation was horrific.

Posted by: sgtfluffy at August 9, 2006 01:10 PM

Modify the above comment to remove the redundancy please. Was distracted while making it.

Posted by: sgtfluffy at August 9, 2006 01:12 PM

Aug 5, 2007 ~ Akmad uses too much starter fluid on the wood chips causeing the Great Grill Fire of Beruit

or

While the "hide behind civilians and Iranian assistence feature add to the experience of this new "Grand Theft Auto: Hezbollah Hammering" the repetitive backgrounds and poor smoke object rendering really distract from the game play.

Posted by: Rob B. at August 9, 2006 01:42 PM

Aug 5, 2007 ~ Akmad uses too much starter fluid on the wood chips causeing the Great Grill Fire of Beruit

or

While the "hide behind civilians and Iranian assistence feature add to the experience of this new "Grand Theft Auto: Hezbollah Hammering" the repetitive backgrounds and poor smoke object rendering really distract from the game play.

Posted by: Rob B. at August 9, 2006 01:42 PM

Adnan Hajj captures his rendition of the great smokey divide between the media and what is actually happening in Lebanon.

Posted by: GOP and College at August 9, 2006 03:13 PM

Adnan Hajj Productions. We photograph weddings, funerals, and special events of all kinds.

Dude, this is the guy that photographed my wedding to Pam Anderson last week.--Justin

Posted by: Justin B. at August 9, 2006 06:35 PM

"For god's sake, this is EXACTLY why I told you: when Ken McCracken asks you to pull his finger, DON'T DO IT!!!!!!"

J.

Posted by: Jay Tea at August 9, 2006 07:32 PM

The press photography staff stopped through Amsterdam. So, if they seem as if they have been smoking something???? Well, just take a look at those clouds...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at August 10, 2006 05:21 AM

S-M-O-K-E S-I-G-N-A-L-S *** ( Reuters )

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at August 10, 2006 05:24 PM

"More smoke! MORE smoke, dammit!!"

Posted by: Adjustah at August 11, 2006 02:31 PM

Global warming...Hezbollah style!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at August 11, 2006 05:22 PM

Reuters' credibility goes up in smoke.

Posted by: Maggie at August 12, 2006 02:09 PM

Jack Bauer wuz here.

Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at August 12, 2006 02:31 PM

Hizbollah wishes to remind everyone of the dangers of second-hand smoke; and third-hand smoke; and fourth-hand smoke; and fifth-hand smoke; and sixth-hand smoke; and seventh-hand smoke...

Posted by: charles austin at August 13, 2006 10:17 AM

Thanks for last week, Ken.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at August 14, 2006 08:31 PM

The international community condemned recent Israeli actions which are clearly contributing to global climate change. We offer this proof of the Zionist plot to control the weather. It may be fake, but it's accurate. Really, we mean it. Come on, you can trust us.

Posted by: Chris at August 15, 2006 03:34 PM